Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
can i get a bigger penis?
Sex God
Quote by wantstomeet
does anything work to make your penis bigger,are these pills all fake or real,please help me if you
PMSL
OH dear!
Quote by wantstomeet
does anything work to make your penis bigger,are these pills all fake or real,please help me if you
THIS usually works for me, along with a few others :grin:
Sex God
second thoughts
You could try some of the cams in the chatroom
You could try some of the cams in the chatroom
Sex God
yes there is.....
a good wallop with a large hammer should make it swell nicely...... :twisted:
a good wallop with a large hammer should make it swell nicely...... :twisted:
Quote by wantstomeet:thumbup: nice 1st post wantstomeet...
does anything work to make your penis bigger,are these pills all fake or real,please help me if you
Just chill out dude...
or you will be known as the 'help me grow my penis' guy!
I think you will find havin a personality will do wonders far better than ANY big penis can!
But if you insist on wasting your money I'm sure a certain peeps would be grateful for any new extension you can erect :giggle:
yes there is an ancient product men have used for years and costs nothing.
cowpats!!! I know its sounds yuk but the results are amazing just go down to your local field pickup a couple and store in a bin liner for a couple of days. You might have to add a little water to keep it moist. Then just smear it on daily, leave it on for at least an hour, obviously the longer you leave it on the better the effect.
cowpats!!! I know its sounds yuk but the results are amazing just go down to your local field pickup a couple and store in a bin liner for a couple of days. You might have to add a little water to keep it moist. Then just smear it on daily, leave it on for at least an hour, obviously the longer you leave it on the better the effect.
SSSShhhhh but between you and me there is a secret method I use :shock: its called........
Arousal :shock:
Seriously though why worry
I know its a big hang up for some men (sorry about the pun) but in reality who gives a coin an old phrase its what you do with it that counts, If you buy a car with handling problems all you do is learn how to drive it better, so get some practice in and i'm sure you'll be fine :? :?
Arousal :shock:
Seriously though why worry
I know its a big hang up for some men (sorry about the pun) but in reality who gives a coin an old phrase its what you do with it that counts, If you buy a car with handling problems all you do is learn how to drive it better, so get some practice in and i'm sure you'll be fine :? :? Quote by da69ve
Your 36 years old.......don't be so naive......unless you have surgury there is nothing that will make your penis bigger and that's not guaranteed.
i disagree dave mrs dpg sure makes my penis bigger
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: sorry could'nt resist that one
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
Orgasminator
I just use photoshop, works everytime :giggle:
As always the guys in here take the rip......... I can only imagine the state your getting in poor fella. Sadly Nothing but nothing (apart from very painful surgery) can make your todger bigger.......
There is light at the end of the tunnel though. There are plenty of Guys with a big penis to go round so at least if you get a nice horny woman who is up for some rumpy pumpy were all here to help! So just shout up when you need one, thats just how we all are, caring considerate and always willing to help.
Hope it helps......
Mike
There is light at the end of the tunnel though. There are plenty of Guys with a big penis to go round so at least if you get a nice horny woman who is up for some rumpy pumpy were all here to help! So just shout up when you need one, thats just how we all are, caring considerate and always willing to help.
Hope it helps......
Mike
Sexlightened
Quote by markz
yes there is an ancient product men have used for years and costs nothing.
cowpats!!! I know its sounds yuk but the results are amazing just go down to your local field pickup a couple and store in a bin liner for a couple of days. You might have to add a little water to keep it moist. Then just smear it on daily, leave it on for at least an hour, obviously the longer you leave it on the better the effect.
not sure if i should throw up at the images that spring to mind or wet myself laughing
Sexlightened
Quote by markz
yes there is an ancient product men have used for years and costs nothing.
cowpats!!! I know its sounds yuk but the results are amazing just go down to your local field pickup a couple and store in a bin liner for a couple of days. You might have to add a little water to keep it moist. Then just smear it on daily, leave it on for at least an hour, obviously the longer you leave it on the better the effect.
not sure if i should throw up at the images that spring to mind or wet myself laughing
Master of Sex
Quote by wantstomeet
does anything work to make your penis bigger,are these pills all fake or real,please help me if you
Why not just cut off the first 2 inches of your tape measure ........................ it seems to work for most of the men on this site!
Sex God
have you tried anne summers? 
do a nice line in strapons :D
do a nice line in strapons :D
Sex God
ambidickstrous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orgasminator
Quote by dambuster
i was just joking thankyou all for your replys
im just off to my nearest farm but dont tell no! but if you meet someone with a smelly cock its me.
Don't you come back in here infecting us all with that there bird flu thing :shock:
Bird Flu???? From a cow??? Have I missed something? I know pigs are known to fly but I was unaware cattle had joined the winged feathered flock...
Quote by DeviousLiasons
i was just joking thankyou all for your replys
im just off to my nearest farm but dont tell no! but if you meet someone with a smelly cock its me.
Don't you come back in here infecting us all with that there bird flu thing :shock:
Bird Flu???? From a cow??? Have I missed something? I know pigs are known to fly but I was unaware cattle had joined the winged feathered flock...
But there is strong correlations.....
"When pigs fly!" & "Bullshit!" are very similar occurences
Bullshit !!! Did someone mention Bullshit?? What on here...... surely not!
Quote by couplefunuk
i was just joking thankyou all for your replys
im just off to my nearest farm but dont tell no! but if you meet someone with a smelly cock its me.
Don't you come back in here infecting us all with that there bird flu thing :shock:
Bird Flu???? From a cow??? Have I missed something? I know pigs are known to fly but I was unaware cattle had joined the winged feathered flock...
:confused:
