Can I please have a list...

Quote by Ice Pie
... of all subjects which are acceptable to the PC mafia as humour?
I mean, I'm a bit confused you see. We can poke fun at people with small willies but not people with big bellies. We can have a giggle at the expense of the French but not the Irish. We can ridicule the straight but not the gay.
Here's a challenge to the politically correct morons who are spoiling this site for the tolerant majority: Tell me a joke - any joke - that I can't pretend to find offensive. If you had a sense of humour you would realise that ALL humour is based on someone else's failure or misfortune and every joke you tell has a butt, you just don't like it when the butt is you, or when laughing would cost you points on the politically correct leaderboard.
Go on, tell me a guaranteed non-offensive joke and I'll throw it right back in your humourless face and see how you fucking like it!!!!

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Ask me if I'm an orange.
Jas
XXX

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Ask me if I'm an orange.
Jas
XXX

Quote by Jas-Tim
Ask me if I'm an orange.
Jas
XXX

Quote by Ice Pie
Please excuse the language folks, it's not often I get genuinely angry about stuff on here, but all this point scoring and playing the victim has really got on my nerves.

Quote by BigDanny12999
OK IcePie, see how you make this offensive to anyone....
2 Goldfish in a tank, one looks at the other and says
"How do you drive this thing?"
Joke told to me by my 5 year old cousin. BTW

Quote by tallnhairy
Ask me if I'm an orange.
Jas
XXX

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Orange is deeply offensive to Catholics

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Orange is deeply offensive to Catholics

Quote by Ice Pie
OK IcePie, see how you make this offensive to anyone....
2 Goldfish in a tank, one looks at the other and says
"How do you drive this thing?"
Joke told to me by my 5 year old cousin. BTW

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Knock Knock
Who's there
Dr
Dr Who
Ta Daaaaa !
(I didnt say it was a good joke)

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And to suggest it is the only fruit would be beyond the pale

Quote by Ice Pie
... of all subjects which are acceptable to the PC mafia as humour?
I mean, I'm a bit confused you see. We can poke fun at people with small willies but not people with big bellies. We can have a giggle at the expense of the French but not the Irish. We can ridicule the straight but not the gay.
Here's a challenge to the politically correct morons who are spoiling this site for the tolerant majority: Tell me a joke - any joke - that I can't pretend to find offensive. If you had a sense of humour you would realise that ALL humour is based on someone else's failure or misfortune and every joke you tell has a butt, you just don't like it when the butt is you, or when laughing would cost you points on the politically correct leaderboard.
Go on, tell me a guaranteed non-offensive joke and I'll throw it right back in your humourless face and see how you fucking like it!!!!

Quote by Ice Pie
And to suggest it is the only fruit would be beyond the pale

Quote by Happy Cats
Gerry Adams wakes up in a good mood, goes to the bathroom looks in the mirror and thinks “jeez I look good, but whats that funny smell?”
Goes down for breakfast and the wife kisses him good morning and says “jeez you look good this morning, but whats the smell?”
Arrives at the Sinn Fein office and Martin says “ Hi Gerry, you look fantastic, can you smell something?”
Well Gerry is pissed off about this and goes to see his doctor. He explains that everyone has been complimenting him but what is the smell?
The doctor looks at him for a second and then says “Mr Adams, I know exactly what is wrong here……………..
Your’e a c*nt!”
I know, I know – offensive to c*nts

Quote by Happy Cats
Gerry Adams wakes up in a good mood, goes to the bathroom looks in the mirror and thinks “jeez I look good, but whats that funny smell?”
Goes down for breakfast and the wife kisses him good morning and says “jeez you look good this morning, but whats the smell?”
Arrives at the Sinn Fein office and Martin says “ Hi Gerry, you look fantastic, can you smell something?”
Well Gerry is pissed off about this and goes to see his doctor. He explains that everyone has been complimenting him but what is the smell?
The doctor looks at him for a second and then says “Mr Adams, I know exactly what is wrong here……………..
Your’e a c*nt!”
I know, I know – offensive to c*nts

Quote by Libra-Love
Gerry Adams wakes up in a good mood, goes to the bathroom looks in the mirror and thinks “jeez I look good, but whats that funny smell?”
Goes down for breakfast and the wife kisses him good morning and says “jeez you look good this morning, but whats the smell?”
Arrives at the Sinn Fein office and Martin says “ Hi Gerry, you look fantastic, can you smell something?”
Well Gerry is pissed off about this and goes to see his doctor. He explains that everyone has been complimenting him but what is the smell?
The doctor looks at him for a second and then says “Mr Adams, I know exactly what is wrong here……………..
Your’e a c*nt!”
I know, I know – offensive to c*nts