Can I share my pissedoffedness?

11 Apr 2005

Apologies in advance for bringing up the subject of laybys once more redface

ops: (well not really) :twisted: wink

Thing is, I went to park up tonight in a favoured spot I know just east of Birmingham and guess what?
Yep, some bastard has closed it off and dumped about 18" of loose ballast all over it 'cos it had a reputation for being somewhere where people actually had 'fun' :shock: :shock:
Now I think that that's a bit sad 'cos I think people walking around with smiles on their faces is preferable to most other stuff that seems to go on.
Not deterred though, so......................um............................sorry, gotta go
bolt

Er..............just time to ask what you reckon about it? dunno

'nuff said! :doh:

11 Apr 2005

Uhuru and I used to love having fun in lay-by's.
Can you reccommend some good ones to visit?
(as opposed to dogging sites)

11 Apr 2005

That is really terrible mate. One less place for people to have a bit of fun in. As soon as I get my JCB licence (and JCB lol

) I will come over and reclaim it for the people :lol:

11 Apr 2005

Nomad, let me know when you do and I'll tell you where to go. wink

Tool, if you're serious PM me and we can swap 'knowledge' lol

:lol:

11 Apr 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
PM me and we can swap 'knowledge' :lol:

ES, is that similar to what London cab drivers have to know, except yours will be for laybys countrywide?

11 Apr 2005

Quote by spideyuk
PM me and we can swap 'knowledge' :lol:

ES, is that similar to what London cab drivers have to know, except yours will be for laybys countrywide?
Yep!
I'm gonna write a guide (I think) :small-print:
wink

:wink: :twisted:

11 Apr 2005

I sometimes get the impression that what eagerslut doesn't know about layby's, simply isn't worth knowing.
There you are, a title for your guide book! lol

11 Apr 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
[I'm gonna write a guide (I think) :small-print:
:wink: :twisted:

Put my name down for a first edition... it will be a collectors item in years to come, probably quicker than that with all the laybys being closed. Before long there will be a European directive forcing local authorities to close all laybys unless they meet EU standards.

11 Apr 2005

Quote by spideyuk

You won't be able to use a lay-by unless you've got a straight banana!

11 Apr 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
PM me and we can swap 'knowledge' :lol:

ES, is that similar to what London cab drivers have to know, except yours will be for laybys countrywide?
Yep!
I'm gonna write a guide (I think) :small-print:
wink

:wink: :twisted:
Why not? You can find the annually updated edition of McCoy's guide to massage parlours ( read knocking shops ) in any Soho sex shop - why not an underground version for lay bys? :thumbup: :grin:

11 Apr 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9

Thing is, I went to park up tonight in a favoured spot I know just east of Birmingham and guess what?
Yep, some bastard has closed it off and dumped about 18" of loose ballast all over it 'cos it had a reputation for being somewhere where people actually had 'fun' :shock: :shock:
Er..............just time to ask what you reckon about it?

Awwwwwww, babe :therethere:
It's been a bad start to the week for you with only meeting st8 guys last night too.... :dunno:

Quite a nice start to the week for me tho :rascal: