Sarge I love your 'new look' - can I have permission to squeeze your ample breasts?
I'm sure I've seen them somewhere before...
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Can I squeeze them Sarge?
Sex God
Quote by spideyuk
Sarge I love your 'new look' - can I have permission to squeeze your ample breasts?
I'm sure I've seen them somewhere before...
They are a bit of a handle full!
Quote by Scandal
NO!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Bog off - I'm having far too much fun squeezing them myself!!:? :? :?
:lol:
I thought you might be feeling a little deflated tonight Sarge?
Or perhaps a little er .... let down?
You have such marvelous assets, do they always perform?
Sometimes they must go tits-up? :wink:
Bollocks!!!!
:x :x :x :cry: :cry: :cry: :wink: Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Bollocks!!!!
Can I squeeze them??!
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Bollocks!!!!
Can I squeeze them??!
Gently!!
:? :? :? :?Ok..................
COUGH! :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Excuse me!
When you have all finished playing with my tits.... there are other bits you know!
He was only being polite Polo . Every well dragged up fella knows its tits first !
a tart never 
young mollman loves his polos :smitten: 
Quote by PoloLady
Excuse me!
When you have all finished playing with my tits.... there are other bits you know!
NOW you are telling us! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: can I still play with 'em?
You better ask Sarge - he seems to be in control of my boobs at the minute
and who do I ask if I can play with the other bits?
Sex God
Quote by Vix
Oh, I wish I had control over my breasts.
They live the life of Riley. Last month, they were seen out at Bristol Zoo, with Reese's testicles.
Is that Bristol Zoo literally, or something to do with cockney rhyming slang?
Mike.
Quote by Vix
You better ask Sarge - he seems to be in control of my boobs at the minute
Oh, I wish I had control over my breasts.
They live the life of Riley. Last month, they were seen out at Bristol Zoo, with Reese's testicles.
We should start a 'tit training camp' for delinquent boobs. Mine have been out every night, never phone to say where they are, sometimes they don't come back for days on end. I think we need to be cruel to be kind - tough love as they say!
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We should start a 'tit training camp' for delinquent boobs. Mine have been out every night, never phone to say where they are, sometimes they don't come back for days on end. I think we need to be cruel to be kind - tough love as they say!
Try getting them severely nibbled and sucked and bitten and sucked again by a sharp-toothed disciplinarian. They will be so busy moaning at the pain, they will be unable to roam. In fact, they won't want to.
Works for me. They never leave. I try pushing them out sometimes but they seem to like staying where they are, just popping out now and again, but not venturing further than a confining, push-up bra ....they know which side their nipples are buttered I guess.........
Quote by SunBunny
We should start a 'tit training camp' for delinquent boobs. Mine have been out every night, never phone to say where they are, sometimes they don't come back for days on end. I think we need to be cruel to be kind - tough love as they say!
Try getting them severely nibbled and sucked and bitten and sucked again by a sharp-toothed disciplinarian. They will be so busy moaning at the pain, they will be unable to roam. In fact, they won't want to.
Works for me. They never leave. I try pushing them out sometimes but they seem to like staying where they are, just popping out now and again, but not venturing further than a confining, push-up bra ....they know which side their nipples are buttered I guess.........
Ah! Butter - that's what the taste was
Quote by PoloLady
We should start a 'tit training camp' for delinquent boobs. Mine have been out every night, never phone to say where they are, sometimes they don't come back for days on end. I think we need to be cruel to be kind - tough love as they say!
Try getting them severely nibbled and sucked and bitten and sucked again by a sharp-toothed disciplinarian. They will be so busy moaning at the pain, they will be unable to roam. In fact, they won't want to.
Works for me. They never leave. I try pushing them out sometimes but they seem to like staying where they are, just popping out now and again, but not venturing further than a confining, push-up bra ....they know which side their nipples are buttered I guess.........
Ah! Butter - that's what the taste was
Will they be buttered tonight? Can I squeeze your tits?
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