The couple agreed but after two and a half weeks rerurned to the Church. When the pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the husband is obviously depressed. :cry:
"You are back so soon....is there a problem?" the pastor enquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain feom sex for the required month...." the you man said saidly.
The pastor asked him what happened. "Well the week was difficult...However, we managed to abstain through sheer will power. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unberable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the bible....anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts.
One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of peas and dropped it. When she bent down to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right there and then." admitted the man, shamfacedly. :hump:
"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church", stated the pastor.
"We know." said the young man hanging his head........
"We're not welcome in Tescos anymore, either." :doh:
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