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Can the Swingers Stories be true?

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Just wondered (not doubting anyone) if the stories are... erm... 100% accurate?
Some seem a little... too good to be true.
Not suggesting "prove it or remove it" or anything, was just curious.
Ta
Well having analysed well over 100 I would say that a sizeable majority are not true !!!
My basis for this, The average penis size in the stories is between 7 and 8 inches however the average penis size in reality is around 6 to 6.5 inches.
So... either only men with big knobs have adventures like that or THEY'RE NOT TRUE
:shock:
Having read several of the so called "true" stories I too have come to the conclusion that most are fake. Why do I say that ? Just read a few and look at the way they are composed. Then read a "true" story from a mens mag such as readers wives. The similarities are amazing !
Having said that, I did post a story last year about my first MMF experience with my wife and a friend that was 100% true, so I would guess that probably 25% of the stories are true and the remainder are peoples fantasies, not that there is anything wrong in that but perhaps the stories should be divided into two sections - true stories and fantasies.
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My basis for this, The average penis size in the stories is between 7 and 8 inches however the average penis size in reality is around 6 to 6.5 inches.

Hey, read some of the "men seeking women" adverts. Out there the average may be 6-6.5 inches, but on a swinger's website the average is 8-9 inches! :shock:
I read them and would concur that many are more fantasy than reality - though they can still be a good read.. :shock:
As for the cock size. Just boys exagerating the size of their toys. There was one a while back that actually said that at 8" he was just average.. FFS
Paul (of the 10" penis - honest)
Just did some informal research and asked my friend Carolyn what was the biggest cock she had experienced (obviously hoping she would say "Well yours darling")... The result was "no idea really - maybe 8" at the most , but I've never had the inclination to measure one"
Paul
The stories are for fun and entertainment. Some maybe true, some just fantasy. It would be impossible to police them if you split them between fantasy and reality - who would verify the real ones? Just take them as they are, something to get your rocks off with!!
Mal
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I'd be willing to judge the reality from the fantasy. It doesn't sound all that difficult. Just include me in the "research" sessions (good writers research their stories thoroughly). Then all I'd have to do when a story is submitted is check my diary.
I'd be happy to put in the time and effort. It'd be for the benefit of the site, after all.
just love reading these posts do u know u lot brighten my day xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Glad we can help in any small way possible, Lemons biggrin
Mal
lol
Errrr slight thread hijack, but this penis size thing has got me worried. :shock:
We're all measuring from tip to the base of the spine aren't we? confused
I'll get me coat. redface
I agree that they should be enjoyed, rather than taken as a life experience you have missed out on that "normal people" are experiencing every day. In fact the slightly dubious ones are often the most enjoyable.
Whats the other option? Adding BASED ON A TRUE STORY will only lead to the trend towards every story being true, then some being somehow truer, leading to the truier, the truiest, the truely true and the stories that are preceeded by A N Other's: The Best Night of My Life.
Thanks for your thoughts so far.
Mines true!! its the one about my first bi experience. i wrote it about 2 or 3 months ago so it'll be near the end of the stories, but if any of you can be bothered to try and find it, then let me know!!!
I didnt know that it had to true though, i thought i just have a good way with words, so why not tell people about it!!
I have noticed something recently, that the stories by men don't last very long!
Anything in that?
The only danger I can see is that someone may believe them , try to re-enact the scenario in real life and finish up in jail . On the plus side I think you can fill a form in and get your council tax paid while you are there , I suppose it would also give you the ideal time to polish your same sex skills . if you wanted to .
I supose a worse outcome would be those "I shagged the barmaid "ones , as I can see that if you were encroaching on the landlords territory , you might finish up banned from your favourite boozer , in this case youi get no consolation prize from Social Security .
In the 'women seeking men' categories it seems in every other advert the women (and 'couples seeking men' come to think of it) ask for guys 8" or more, so this isn't just a male claim/boast but what a lot of women want too. rolleyes
So my question is: do the women on here really meet guys 8"+ or are they fantasising and hoping? Any other women met guys who said they had one hung like a horse only to find it was just average? Did the woman go ahead and have sex anyway?
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In the 'women seeking men' categories it seems in every other advert the women (and 'couples seeking men' come to think of it) ask for guys 8" or more, so this isn't just a male claim/boast but what a lot of women want too.

It does seem that way, but it's not true. I just had a look at the first page (30 ads): 4 weren't straight "woman seeking man" ads (one man seeking women, three were women using the ads to communicate something else). 6 wanted a large penis. 20 didn't mention size at all. None requested a small penis.
It appears that most women don't care (much like I suspect that most men really don't mind what size a woman's breasts are). There's a small minority who want large, and a very small minority (not represented in this sample) who want small.
Daz and Lou said:
Mines true! .... i thought i just have a good way with words, so why not tell people about it!!

Very good story, Lou, you certainly do have a way with words, and a way with many other things, I'm sure wink For anyone else who wants to read it, it's dated 11 March 2004:-
My first bi experience! - Daz and Lou
Mike.
Cheers Mike, glad you like it!! Hope anyone else who reads it likes it as well!
Will have a go at another one soon, so keep your eyes out!
Will do, Daz and Lou...
My eyes will be out...on stalks smile
Mike.
hey i still believe in santa,growing up i believed in a guy that could do the impossible so yeh i believe in the stories!
(if you look closly enough you can still see the green behind my ears)
How touching that is Daffodil. By the way, I think the expression might be "wet behind the ears", but what the hell, you be green behind the ears if you like while you're reading those stories ....and maybe wet somewhere else.. wink
Mike.
Pleasurelady wrote:
I can assure you that the correct measurement tool is to measure from underneath the penis from the half way point between the rectal opening and the base of the underside of the penis to the urethral opening in the head of the penis.
confused help! how?!? :?
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hi pleasurelady
I meant I couldn't picture where to start the measuretape - I couldn't understand the language confused
I loved your alternative measurements though smile
cool
Um........ Well.... it could be both, you could provide me with the bi experience then i could write the story about it!! wink