Can we have an accreditation system for flirts?

29 Mar 2005

Maybe we should have a register of flirters in here, so we know who is and who isn't flirting. Do I flirt? Maybe I do without realising it, but when I try to do what I think of as flirting (and i don't mean anything tacky), I usually get put down with a smackbottom

. And I don't mean "put down" in the veterinary sense - not yet anyway lol

So could we have a certification system for flirters? Is there an NVQ (there's certainly an envy queue, I'm at the front of it :lol: )
I'm suffering from post-munch blues too....and no, I DON'T need a hug!
Mike.

29 Mar 2005

oh i should deffo get a B.A or M.A in flirting and i dont mean a b.A as in Baracus ..murdoc ya crazy fool i aint going on no gowd damm plane

29 Mar 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
oh i should deffo get a B.A or M.A in flirting and i dont mean a b.A as in Baracus ..murdoc ya crazy fool i aint going on no gowd damm plane

are your tablets working rachel darling??????? up the dose!!!!
biggrin

:D :D
p.s just drug B.A's milk.. that never failed... lol

29 Mar 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
oh i should deffo get a B.A or M.A in flirting and i dont mean a b.A as in Baracus ..murdoc ya crazy fool i aint going on no gowd damm plane

are your tablets working rachel darling??????? up the dose!!!!
biggrin

:D :D
p.s just drug B.A's milk.. that never failed... lol
ooh bugger thats right i have to take tablets fankies fabio i forgot cant up the dose anymore or ill end up with tits like dolly parton :shock:

29 Mar 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
ooh bugger thats right i have to take tablets fankies fabio i forgot cant up the dose anymore or ill end up with tits like dolly parton :shock:

Which tablets are these, I wouldn't mind a pair of them myself lol

29 Mar 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Maybe we should have a register of flirters in here, so we know who is and who isn't flirting. Do I flirt? Maybe I do without realising it, but when I try to do what I think of as flirting (and i don't mean anything tacky), I usually get put down with a . And I don't mean "put down" in the veterinary sense - not yet anyway
So could we have a certification system for flirters? Is there an NVQ (there's certainly an envy queue, I'm at the front of it :lol: )
I'm suffering from post-munch blues too....and no, I DON'T need a hug!
Mike.

Ahhh Mike,need a hug :therethere: :giggle:
So are you talking about a kind of Verification system for flirters then???

29 Mar 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
So are you talking about a kind of Verification system for flirters then???

No Clare, perish the thought...more like certification a la Warwick....

29 Mar 2005

Quote by MikeNorth

So are you talking about a kind of Verification system for flirters then???

No Clare, perish the thought...more like certification a la Warwick....
are you offering to be the official flirting certifier mikenorth?? if so have i ever told you what a dashing and charming man you are? lol

29 Mar 2005

What about us that don't flirt ? lol

:lol:

29 Mar 2005

Quote by dambuster
What about us that don't flirt ? :lol:

well you've never flirted with me! hurrumph rolleyes

29 Mar 2005

Quote by sexyjess23
What about us that don't flirt ? :lol:

well you've never flirted with me! hurrumph rolleyes

Yet :twisted: :twisted:

29 Mar 2005

Quote by sexyjess23
are you offering to be the official flirting certifier mikenorth?? if so have i ever told you what a dashing and charming man you are?

Official certifier, now that's a thought - you score a top grade, jess! :lol:
Mike.

29 Mar 2005

Quote by dambuster
What about us that don't flirt ? :lol:

get ya cock out wink

you dont have to say a word :lol:

29 Mar 2005

ok thats not flirting thats just being a tart :laughabove:

29 Mar 2005

Who's flirting? Can't believe anybody 'round here flirts dunno

29 Mar 2005

Shakes head in disbelief, as she can't believe anyone on here would flirt
Shag yes, maybe debate a little, but never flirt lol

29 Mar 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
get ya cock out you dont have to say a word

Quote by rachel-lane
ok thats not flirting thats just being a tart :laughabove:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
But done with style Rachel worship

29 Mar 2005

not sure if i qualify - as i only flirt on days with a Y in them!!!!!

29 Mar 2005

I wouldn't know how to flirt dunno

I'll take lessons though if anyone is offering....... wink

Fee
XX

29 Mar 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I wouldn't know how to flirt
I'll take lessons though if anyone is offering.......
Fee
XX

I haven't a clue either Feebee :dunno: , hence the thread...
Mike.

29 Mar 2005

Quote by dambuster
What about us that don't flirt ? :lol:

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what do you mean "us that don't flirt" if you don't flirt then I'm a virgin :shock: and as were on this subject could somebody please tell me how to flirt as it's not something I do at all.......................(walks off looking coy and sweet and inocent) innocent

29 Mar 2005

i like to tell everyone at SH towers I DO NOT FLIRT.
and I like to tell everyone do not belive everything you read on the Internet.
Jess and Missy pls belive this both of you are bloddy gorgeuos.
MikeC

29 Mar 2005

Quote by Countess
What about us that don't flirt ? :lol:

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what do you mean "us that don't flirt" if you don't flirt then I'm a virgin :shock: and as were on this subject could somebody please tell me how to flirt as it's not something I do at all.......................(walks off looking coy and sweet and inocent) innocent

Hiya Gorgeous.
Nearly split my cup of tea when I read that.

:rotflmao:
Nice to see you here.

29 Mar 2005

Quote by Scandal
I wouldn't know how to flirt
Fee
XX

I've heard it all now!
innocent

Fee
XX

29 Mar 2005

Well, if anyone is offering flirting lessons, I would certainly be interested in having some!
Any of you nice boys willing to give up some of your time to help me practice lol

I would just love some expert tuition!

29 Mar 2005

Quote by MikeC
Jess and Missy pls belive this both of you are bloddy gorgeuos.

Oh Mike, you gorgeous thing you - top flirting there

assionkiss: :passionkiss:
But you gotta be careful hunny ......... both me and Jess eh??? :twisted: :twisted: we would eat you alive :twisted: :twisted:

29 Mar 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Jess and Missy pls belive this both of you are bloddy gorgeuos.

Oh Mike, you gorgeous thing you - top flirting there

assionkiss: :passionkiss:
But you gotta be careful hunny ......... both me and Jess eh??? :twisted: :twisted: we would eat you alive :twisted: :twisted:
If he finds himself overwhelmed and needs a hand I'm sure I could make myself available for two lovely ladies such as yourselves!! wink

:smitten:
Roger the Dragon cool

29 Mar 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
If he finds himself overwhelmed and needs a hand I'm sure I could make myself available for two lovely ladies such as yourselves!! :smitten:
Roger the Dragon

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bring it on :twisted: ........... now where the ell is Jess dunno

Oooh, just thought! I hope you don't mean by applying your 'cooling down' technique :shock: smackbottom

29 Mar 2005

Rodger what cooling down technicque is this.
Me a top flirt looks like i will have the acredidation from missy smile

))
I also give acrediation to missy for being a top flirt.
Missy you know me, probably to well to know that i wud jsuta bout be able to handle the bothof u.
MikeC

29 Mar 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
If he finds himself overwhelmed and needs a hand I'm sure I could make myself available for two lovely ladies such as yourselves!! :smitten:
Roger the Dragon

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bring it on :twisted: ........... now where the ell is Jess dunno

Oooh, just thought! I hope you don't mean by applying your 'cooling down' technique :shock: smackbottom

Don't worry Misschief I have some good techniques for heating things up as well! :wink:
Roger the Dragon 8-)