Cheers Dave .........................Hahahahahahahaha!! Well i tell ya what Patel if i had read it i would have remembered . All I can say is Harsh But Feckin funny !
By the way I know someone with the same name as you , I wonder if youre related ??
Yeah he has the same name as you exactly , but his second name is Soprendo !!
Doesn't all this stuff about thegreatpatel's post tell us something?
OK being just turned 18 and a virgin is going to put off % of all couples and single fems. And he has probably more chance of winning the lottery! But, maybe there is that % person/s out there who actually would find it horny to take him in hand!
But at least he was honest!
And at least we all know he is an 18 year old looking to pop his cherry!
All we are doing by slagging an honest post is encouraging the next 18 year old who wants to pop his cherry to post something along the lines of...
"24 year old experienced male, loves to roleplay for mature ladies who have a fantasy about seducing younger guys. I have a number of swinging friends (both couples and single ladys) who I have met over the past few years and value their friendship as I would value yours, should you reply and give me an opertunity to show you I am a genuine person. Thank you for taking the time to read this and I hope you find your desires fulfilled even if I am not the one you choose."
Now what we have is the same 18 year old dick head (no offence to you thegreatpatel) lying and conning his way into getting replies!
And as for those who say they only want to guide the person to help them - come on? You have read some of the utter slatings people end up getting from a whole squad of snipers - it's not just one friendly word. If anyone really wants to guide this person - PM them, give them a friendly chat in private.
I want to know what people "honestly" want, that's the only way I can tell if I want what they are offering.
Hey after reading this post, i have decided to make my feelings known.
A lot of us are looking for friendship and fun which leads to sex eventually. Now regulars are not crucified for posting threads that imply such ideas.
However when a newbie does it they are hug drawn and quatered ( that wud be kinky to some people). Now personally if i saw a thread I wana shag that chances are i would not post, but i am not going to slag them of in the process.
I did reply o polo ladys thread about what she was looking for - however it was done in a jokey manner. I have met a few people of the forum now am I gonna be flammed for posting......
Overall I feel that people that post crap threads shud be left alone - each to our own as they say. I have certain sexual prefernces now i dont flame other's that have diffrent prefrences to me. This should apply to threads also
Anyway that is my rant for the day!!!
Mike