Can you spot a fake orgasm ?

25 Sep 2006

I couldn't decide whether this should be in SexySara's "Have you ? " thread, DeeCee's "Cum face" thread, or a thread of it's own; and as I've not been shouted at for a while (apart from being grounded a couple times redface

) I thought I'd start a new thread.
So . . . . .
Can you tell if/when someone is "faking it"
I know that since I started to sort of "mature" and became as, if not more so, interested in other people's pleasure, (before SH)I do take more notice of what's going on around me, and of what's happening.
Anyone can thrash their head from side to side and say "Ooooooh yesssssss Honey. That feels soooooooooo goooooood. Do it to me Honey Do it to me now" In very 70's porno-stylleeee
But it's the physiological changes I seem to be more aware of these days.
The changes in their eyes. Not just the pupils - but the whole things
The look of puzzlement
or the "lost look" in their eyes
the changes in breathing pattern
changes in colour, size and shape of the titties
and the hairy hola part of the nipples
The flush of colour that starts usually just under the cheeks (face) and spreads down sometimes just one side of the neck and often over the collar bone to the upper part of the chest.
(it's okay, I've nearly done. I might have to go lie down for while soon)
The change in taste, when dining at the Y, at just the right moment
The short, between gasps, almost whispered "don't stop don't stop" (personal favourite of mine - but in very real danger of tipping me over the edge)
Anyone can tense their muscles
but there's a difference between that and having the involuntary muscle shakes, twitches, and wobbles that make you look like Bambi trying to stand up, or walk.
I'm not for one minute saying I can spot the faking, but I do think it's very hard to fake the physiological. And by faking, I don't mean thinking of, or imagining it's George Clooney that's inside you. That's a whole other topic wink

25 Sep 2006

Well I agree and you've already pinched the tell-tale signs I look for (smart arse! wink

) - so there's not a lot more I can say!!
I suppose the other question is 'Can you spot a man's fake orgasm?' lol

:lol:
I guess the tube strapped to the side of the dick with the hand pump strapped behind the back could be a bit of a give away!
OK bolt

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25 Sep 2006

I think my partner thought I'd faked it once but then I went to stand up, I crashed to the ground cos my legs simply had gone to jelly. lol

Never seen him look so proud and laugh so hard after sex! :lol:
I know my eyes roll, I flush hot in the face, I get wriggly and I can be pretty loud redface

so, yeah it's pretty easy to see where I'm up to and for the other person to how well they are doing.
There are tell tale signs, but if youre really used to faking it then you can emulate a lot of those responses. Sometimes a fake can bring on the real thing too.
Also, if the guy is so bad you fake it, then is he necessarily going to know about the tell tale signs (you've described so well that I'm now pretty hot under the collar! surprised

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Gem. x

25 Sep 2006

Quote by westerross
I suppose the other question is 'Can you spot a man's fake orgasm?' :lol:

GT's a bit of a git for this actually... he makes out he is gonna come... and he's bloody good at doing this let me tell you... got the whole breathing down pat etc etc... he does this cos he knows what this does to me... and when I've regained composure to discover that he's just carrying... I'm like... you didn't come did you!... To which he smirks... 'nope... you complaining?' LOL... I can't argue... the reason it is difficult to tell with GT is cos he's one of those guys that keeps an erection for quite a while after he has come... I like that! ;-)

25 Sep 2006

i reckon that some women can do it ectremely realisticaly.........
the question is............. "can a woman fake wetness??".......

25 Sep 2006

:shock:
Thank you for that, just off for a cold shower, I may be some time redface

25 Sep 2006

Quote by little gem
Also, if the guy is so bad you fake it, then is he necessarily going to know about the tell tale signs

The he probaly doen't deserve to be part of it.

Quote by DeeCee
i reckon that some women can do it ectremely realisticaly.........
the question is............. "can a woman fake wetness??".......

I still think it's hard, if at all possible, to fake physiological change, but I agree about the wetness. Particularly the change "viscosity" (I might be in trouble for that one redface

)

25 Sep 2006

Quote by dambuster
But it's the physiological changes I seem to be more aware of these days.
The changes in their eyes. Not just the pupils - but the whole things
The look of puzzlement
or the "lost look" in their eyes
the changes in breathing pattern
changes in colour, size and shape of the titties
and the hairy hola part of the nipples
The flush of colour that starts usually just under the cheeks (face) and spreads down sometimes just one side of the neck and often over the collar bone to the upper part of the chest.
(it's okay, I've nearly done. I might have to go lie down for while soon)
The change in taste, when dining at the Y, at just the right moment
The short, between gasps, almost whispered "don't stop don't stop" (personal favourite of mine - but in very real danger of tipping me over the edge)
Anyone can tense their muscles
but there's a difference between that and having the involuntary muscle shakes, twitches, and wobbles that make you look like Bambi trying to stand up, or walk.
I'm not for one minute saying I can spot the faking, but I do think it's very hard to fake the physiological. And by faking, I don't mean thinking of, or imagining it's George Clooney that's inside you. That's a whole other topic

:thumbup:
Sorry to be a lazy arse Dammie but you have listed everything that I can think of at this moment!
I'm actually quite turned on after reading that. :red: lol

25 Sep 2006

As far as I know I've never witnessed a fake orgasm. However, does that mean I'm crap at spotting them or have I never been subjected to one? dunno

:shock:

25 Sep 2006

Don't see why a woman would fake it? Who's missing out??
Perhaps we need a tester on this!! See which men can tell !!
PS When I hear fakingorgasm I have to thing of the When harry met Sally thing!! I love that film - going off on a complete tangent

25 Sep 2006

Quote by dambuster
Can you tell if/when someone is "faking it"

Well I probably could spot a fake orgasm but it's better for my ego if I don't bother to spot em lol

M

25 Sep 2006

Quote by MandH

Can you tell if/when someone is "faking it"

Well I probably could spot a fake orgasm but it's better for my ego if I don't bother to spot em lol

M
what M said redface

25 Sep 2006

When the time comes it is as much as I can do to breath let alone checking for eye dilation etc., probably best you don't know.
You find out later when they just want to be friends. :shock:

25 Sep 2006

I do know one guy, a friend not a playmate who does not like to cum as he feels cheated, much preferring the build up of foreplay. He does enjoy penetrative sex but will withdraw at the crucial moment, for him at least. Some of his playmates get upset that he won't cum, see it as a slight on them when it isn't at all, just his personal preference and he assures me he always makes sure that they are not left wanting. Sorry I digressed there smile

The chinese believe that ejeculating will disappate your chi or internal energy. There is a legend of an emporer who made love (had sex) with all of his many wives each night without ejeculating, thus storing up all his chi.

25 Sep 2006

Quote by keeno
The chinese believe that ejeculating will disappate your chi or internal energy. There is a legend of an emporer who made love (had sex) with all of his many wives each night without ejeculating, thus storing up all his chi.

Did he explode in the end??? :shock:

25 Sep 2006

Quote by lilacgem

The chinese believe that ejeculating will disappate your chi or internal energy. There is a legend of an emporer who made love (had sex) with all of his many wives each night without ejeculating, thus storing up all his chi.

Did he explode in the end??? :shock:
I think it was an excuse for a lot of sex.
By the way I have plenty of chi which I would be happy to disapate with any willing volunteers :shock: redface

25 Sep 2006

Quote by varca
Ohhhh you should consider erotic writing Dambuster, I'm all of a dither now

I tried to once, in the stories section, but I don't think I quite managed it surprised

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Like orgasms, sometimes when we try to do something, it's the trying that stops us getting there :wink:

25 Sep 2006

To honestly answer the question... I probably couldn't detect a well faked orgasm.... most probably cos I wouldn't really be caring.... I mean, it's not me doing myself out of a good time, is it.
Anyways, as you were lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

25 Sep 2006

I've found some men are quite estute when spotting these things and it's usually not best to mess with the more experienced ones. I was taught a very harsh lesson by my fella and I've not faked it since. redface

He thought I was faking it and so went at me with his fingers and tongue to the point where I was really absolutely about to burst into orgasmic pleasure. He stopped dead and pinned me so I couldn't stimulate myself to reach orgasm. Then took me to edge again and again and again... til the point I was begging, pleading and promised not to fake it with him ever again! lol

ops: Gem. x

25 Sep 2006

Quote by little gem
He thought I was faking it and so went at me with his fingers and tongue to the point where I was really absolutely about to burst into orgasmic pleasure. He stopped dead and pinned me so I couldn't stimulate myself to reach orgasm. Then took me to edge again and again and again... til the point I was begging, pleading and promised not to fake it with him ever again!
Gem. x

I quite like the sound of that surprised

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25 Sep 2006

Quote by Dawnie

He thought I was faking it and so went at me with his fingers and tongue to the point where I was really absolutely about to burst into orgasmic pleasure. He stopped dead and pinned me so I couldn't stimulate myself to reach orgasm. Then took me to edge again and again and again... til the point I was begging, pleading and promised not to fake it with him ever again!
Gem. x

I quite like the sound of that surprised

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Re-enactment at the girls night in? Purely for research purposes you understand innocent

25 Sep 2006

It was torture, but sooooooo good. surprised

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25 Sep 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Re-enactment at the girls night in? Purely for research purposes you understand

I'm willing to be the quality assurance inspector :twisted:

25 Sep 2006

Can you tell if/when someone is "faking it"
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A good clue is if I'm filing my nails & turning the tele over, with sounds of "oh" (yawn) "oh" .........."yes"
Good chance I'm faking it wink

25 Sep 2006

isnt this a little like the thread on spotting a toupe?
in that you probably can spot a bad fake orgasm but not a well faked one.............???

26 Sep 2006

Quote by keeno
I do know one guy, a friend not a playmate who does not like to cum as he feels cheated, much preferring the build up of foreplay. He does enjoy penetrative sex but will withdraw at the crucial moment, for him at least. Some of his playmates get upset that he won't cum, see it as a slight on them when it isn't at all, just his personal preference and he assures me he always makes sure that they are not left wanting. Sorry I digressed there

The chinese believe that ejeculating will disappate your chi or internal energy. There is a legend of an emporer who made love (had sex) with all of his many wives each night without ejeculating, thus storing up all his chi.
I went and checked my fact in the Oriental Library of Keeno Mansions and uncovered this interesting 'fact'
Taoist monks have a love making technic that takes the females energy. It starts by gavering the females chi in her vagina, this is done by a cunning system of massage starting with the outer extremities and working towards the vagina. During intercourse they 'suck up' or hoover the female's chi up. :shock: This kept them youthful despite their old age.
I obviously haven't mastered this as sex always left me exhausted and my ex full of energy redface

11 Jul 2011

Hmmmm... I don't know.
I'd like to think if I were a fella I could spot one, but then I know there are plenty who can't! :giggle:
Where do we all stand on the can-you-spot-a-fake debate then?

11 Jul 2011

I can only speak from the experience of the one woman that I have sex with - and I can spot quite clearly when she achieves orgasm, and as a corollary I could spot quite clearly if she was faking it.
... unless of course she has been faking it for the past 13 years, in which case I truly have been duped.
As for Bex, spotting me... well it is sort of self-evident when I achieve it, so it would be pretty difficult to fake it (... unless of course I had used a syringe to previously pump down a couple of squirts of Yakult down the old fella and kept my arse cheeks clenched until the relevant time).
So yes - we can both spot it fairly easily.

11 Jul 2011

Quote by noladreams
Hmmmm... I don't know.
I'd like to think if I were a fella I could spot one, but then I know there are plenty who can't! :giggle:
Where do we all stand on the can-you-spot-a-fake debate then?

I dont know because Ive never seen one lol

12 Jul 2011

In retrospect I missed a few fakies, one girlfriend in particular.
If she had been honest she would have improved me much earlier in life smile

I actually had to fake a few myself, now that takes acting skills!!