Can't get a shag?

16 Apr 2006

Quote by little gem
17. I'm fed up of getting cock shots!
groan!
Ladies, ladies, ladies... oh I don't know... :roll: some guys will send you cock shots no matter what, probably more so when you don't want to get them... it happens, hit the delete button and live with it. It's the nature of the beast - specially of the SH beast - but please no more threads like that!!! pretty please!!
you sound as bad as the "why don't I get any replies" brigade!!

The thing is the people who normally send cock shots have the ugliest appendage you've ever set yer eyes on and yet they think it's the best thing ever........ theyre sooooo damn proud of it! :scared: Thats the groan factor!
3inches of manhood (or lack of) never looks fantastic in a picture!
Complaint Number 18. I'm bored
19. I hate christmas
20. I've spent way too long wrapping presents that I'll never get around to giving to people
21. The radio station i normally listen to is playing nonstop christmas shite
22. I don't want to get shagged cos I have too much to do! :shock: :cry:
23. Bahhhhhhhh Humbug! biggrin

:twisted:
29. I hate people who hate christmas, lets just all spend more time in work :roll:

16 Apr 2006

7: Will a line reply with few words in it do.
J n B

17 Apr 2006

Quote by tweeky
29. I hate people who hate christmas, lets just all spend more time in work

Oy!

It's bad form to quote me from December saying I hate christmas, cos normally I Lurrrrve christmas and birthdays and all those kind of holidayy type times, but last christmas was personally pants and I'd have taken anyone shifts at work to have not been doing crimbo last year! So there! :P flipa

I demand that complaint number 29 doesn't count on the grounds of.... erm.... tree wobbling! dunno

(don't you even dare tell me its not a valid grounds for complaint about the complaint cos then I'll have to envoke my previous rule of being fed up about complaining about the complainers complaining! :P )
:flipa: Di. S. Gruntled - Manchester

17 Apr 2006

1,2,3,4,5,6
Well, that covers all the bases.
Paul

17 Apr 2006

Quote by Fun365
1,2,3,4,5,6
Well, that covers all the bases.
Paul

just seen your post count 666 :scared: bolt

17 Apr 2006

Quote by Hillfolk
Can I suggest ...

NO!
Now stop moaning at the moaners and get a life!

17 Apr 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
1,2,3,4,5,6
Well, that covers all the bases.
Paul

just seen your post count :scared: bolt

Thanks Pete ... now that was scary !!!!!
Paul

18 Apr 2006

Quote by little gem
29. I hate people who hate christmas, lets just all spend more time in work

Oy!

It's bad form to quote me from December saying I hate christmas, cos normally I Lurrrrve christmas and birthdays and all those kind of holidayy type times, but last christmas was personally pants and I'd have taken anyone shifts at work to have not been doing crimbo last year! So there! :P flipa

I demand that complaint number 29 doesn't count on the grounds of.... erm.... tree wobbling! dunno

(don't you even dare tell me its not a valid grounds for complaint about the complaint cos then I'll have to envoke my previous rule of being fed up about complaining about the complainers complaining! :P )
:flipa: Di. S. Gruntled - Manchester
Awww so you had to work sad

so does Mrs Tweeky quite often. This year I resisted eating her turkey :shock: but to make up for it I ate her *****
Mr Tweeky

18 Apr 2006

7 !!!!
i am normal and getting plenty and no compliants

18 Apr 2006

Quote by Hillfolk
Can I suggest the following also which may help misses Frecklebird, Pololady et al, to respond. as clearly bandwidth is limited perhaps due to some technical issue: I would also go on to suggest that if they are tiring of answering these type of questions they well....stop it. Their responses can appear just as wearisome and a little offensive.
A: So what loser, shit happens, get over it and move on.
B: Oh do stop moaning, what would these forums be like if everyone moaned about (1-6)
C: Other unhelpful, spleen venting response designed to belittle, deigrate and make me feel better about my less than perfect life/position

Abuse to the usual address

Boll**ks then....... I'll get me coat and bugger off!!! :lol2: :lol2:

18 Apr 2006

If I could get a shag, I'm not sure I'd be up to managing it at the moment.
Unless of course someone wanted to be gentle and help themselves.
All I ask is that they roll my foreskin forward and pull my nighty back down when they'd finished.
lol

18 Apr 2006

Quote by Hillfolk
Can I suggest the following also which may help misses Frecklebird, Pololady et al, to respond. as clearly bandwidth is limited perhaps due to some technical issue: I would also go on to suggest that if they are tiring of answering these type of questions they well....stop it. Their responses can appear just as wearisome and a little offensive.
A: So what loser, shit happens, get over it and move on.
B: Oh do stop moaning, what would these forums be like if everyone moaned about (1-6)
C: Other unhelpful, spleen venting response designed to belittle, deigrate and make me feel better about my less than perfect life/position
Abuse to the usual address

:roll:
Resorting to personal attacks now?
Just as predictable, is your response to our comments.

19 Apr 2006

I have never quite got into this desperate for a shag lark. I go out, chat to girls if I have sex its a bonus ! a relationship? well just on a roll ! I don't see why people are so insecure and go all desperate if they don't have a partner.

19 Apr 2006

It's only fun biggrin

19 Apr 2006

hey i cant get e reply in the first place i think i need to go to do computer courses it is easier in the clubs than coming here

19 Apr 2006

what you mean litraly
do youu take a cut from isp payment(so at there expence)

Quote by PoloLady
Well if I put in ..............
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Will I get a shag then darlin????? :rascal:
Sadly PoloLady I suspect that there are people in here that will think just that. Daft really innit

And rather than sitting in despair â€“ we should seize the opportunity to have a damn good piss-take at their expense (and I do mean expense literally)
lol

:lol: :lol:

19 Apr 2006

It does read a bit like the clique who've 'got it' laughing at the ones who haven't 'got it'.
I have put up an ad,replied to ads and joined in the forum a bit.I'm interested in meeting couples for possible threesomes.I have no pics on my ad,a big handicap I know but I still think anyone can tell from what I write that I'm sincere.
Exchange messages,talk to me on the phone and meet me,play with me if you like me and I like you enough,I'm sincere all the way.I've made no false claims about myself being a male model or anything,I've no agenda other than just enjoying sex with those who decide to enjoy it with me.
The result for me so far via SH this time has been nothing,not a single has worked for me in the past via the ads in the old took ads and a lot of replies to ads but meets,meets that led to playing even,did eventually it doesn't seem quite the same here anymore.I'm not complaining as such but I feel like Polo Lady is laughing at someone like me just because I can't match her current scorecard.

19 Apr 2006

Quote by niceandgentle
.I'm not complaining as such but I feel like Polo Lady is laughing at someone like me just because I can't match her current scorecard.

Why should I laugh at you? However, yes I am taking the piss....
The thread is a piss-take based on the people who join the site and then instantly expect to get results.
Most piss-takes are based on real observations - as this is. What does someone who has been on the site for very little time and spammed a few dozen ads expect they will achieve from posting a thread saying how crap the site is because they haven't got shagged yet?
Do they think people will feel sorry for them and invite them around for a shag to make them feel better?
It is a bit like the timewaster threads - "oh we arranged to meet someone and they didn't turn up" - well welcome to the swinging world! It happens - we all know it happens - what is the point in moaning about it?
Does moaning at the moaners amount to the same thing - not really - it helps to put off the moaning moaners from encouraging more moaners to moan about how unlucky they are.
In short - complaining about who didn't turn up, how nobody has replied, how it isn't working.... anything like that.... just doesn't make any difference. If anything it puts people off.

19 Apr 2006

Quote by PoloLady
.I'm not complaining as such but I feel like Polo Lady is laughing at someone like me just because I can't match her current scorecard.

Why should I laugh at you? However, yes I am taking the piss....
The thread is a piss-take based on the people who join the site and then instantly expect to get results.
Most piss-takes are based on real observations - as this is. What does someone who has been on the site for very little time and spammed a few dozen ads expect they will achieve from posting a thread saying how crap the site is because they haven't got shagged yet?
Do they think people will feel sorry for them and invite them around for a shag to make them feel better?
It is a bit like the timewaster threads - "oh we arranged to meet someone and they didn't turn up" - well welcome to the swinging world! It happens - we all know it happens - what is the point in moaning about it?
Does moaning at the moaners amount to the same thing - not really - it helps to put off the moaning moaners from encouraging more moaners to moan about how unlucky they are.
In short - complaining about who didn't turn up, how nobody has replied, how it isn't working.... anything like that.... just doesn't make any difference. If anything it puts people off.
Yes,I see what you mean PL,point taken.
I agree with you but there are single guys like me who don't pretend to be anything other than what we are,who do have something to give as well.
The last bit of my post seemed to begrudge you your fun Polo Lady,my luck to anyone for whom the site does work,you included.

19 Apr 2006

Quote by niceandgentle
The last bit of my post seemed to begrudge you your fun Polo Lady,my luck to anyone for whom the site does work,you included.

I doubt it chick - I posted this 4 months ago...
I had finished laughing by Christmas wink

:lol: :lol:

19 Apr 2006

Quote by PoloLady

The last bit of my post seemed to begrudge you your fun Polo Lady,my luck to anyone for whom the site does work,you included.

I doubt it chick - I posted this 4 months ago...
I had finished laughing by Christmas wink

:lol: :lol:
Ah yes,sorry,so you did.I do so often mix up my Aprils with my Decembers. :wink:

19 Apr 2006

But IS anyone is keeping a score card ? Apart from the statstical useless info , ie single male bloke is more likely to win the national lotto than "get a shag" from an advert . whereas any female will get replies from anybody ( with possible exception from a confirmed Gay male) then what is the point ? "Get a life " seems good advice, so stop wanking over the computer ( makes the keys sticky y'know) and go out ! I am no adonis and as a girl once said to me, Mr good looking sex on a stick may be nice to look at ,but cock is not all women want, unless you can infact use your "tool" to put up shelves, mend the car and conduct interlectual conversations !

19 Apr 2006

well i was going to type 1-6 however this has alrady been done...
i'm off to think of a new joke!!