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Happy__Cat
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How did you get yourself in that state? :shock:
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Give us a lick darling!
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The wife.... You see!!..............i told you if you eat anymore of the kids lollies you end up looking like one!!
meat2pleaseu
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How did you get yourself in that state? :shock:
shoutin 'oi slaphead' at a kojak convention
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love beads for the larger lady

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Happy__Cat
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
kazswallows
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well my sons headmistress did ask for volunteers to be a lollypop lady/man :shock:
Missy
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Integragted into modern society, The Borrowers adapted quickly cool
Missy
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Disaster was declared when Gulliver fell over, destroying the road sign factory confused dunno
Happy__Cat
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There goes Happy Cats re stocking, he cant get through that much charm and compassion so quickly, can he?
wirral_guy
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Harry was beginning to feel that using acupuncture to cure his sweet tooth wasn't going as well as he'd expected
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I need shoes!!!!!!
Darkfire
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any chance we can make this a Sticky??
rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Sgt_Bilko
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Venus didn't let her lack of height stop her from shopping!! confused :? :?
tallnhairy
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:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
You evil bugger sarge ;)
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Well, the nicotine patches got me off the fags but left me with a craving for lollies.............now lets see if this works'
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I bet I get stuck behind her at the checkout
Missy
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I bet I get stuck behind her at the checkout
In the 10 items or less ....... with their 10 pallets :shock:
kazswallows
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NO NO NO the advert read 'Female Lorry drivers required'
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I said we should make his post a sticky
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.. no booze sold after 11... I can make it!
sexyfella
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I said we should make his post a sticky
I bet removing those lollies from the crack stung abit! :shock:
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I said we should make his post a sticky
I bet removing those lollies from the crack stung abit! :shock:
Celticq knows a new way of eating those lol :lol:
markz
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old mother hubard goes shopping
smokerjim
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Now I know what Clarkson means when he says " The handling is awful...like a supermarket trolly."
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Has anyone used this pic yet for a caption competition?

Thinks: Keep calm… look inconspicuous.

Ello mate, whats going on then? eh? eh?