The obvious one is, One for The Road!!!
:doh: Sorry abt that just couldnt resist!!!
Dambuster ejected the contents of his stomach all over the road the morning after the Notts munch I
The recycling innitiative had largely been a success
There were however one or two issues to do with the weekly collections from the GFZ :shock:
When faced with the approach of the M25, the driver lost his bottle(s)!!
What a waste!!
They will never be able to use thoes beer crates again :shock:
Geore Bests new career as a lorry driver, didnt last long!!
That's the last time I give Oliver Reed a lift.
Grolsch......So good the Danes wont wanna see it leave :shock:
The organiser of the layby munch had a little explaining to do the following morning ......
My living room on a sunday morning - Is that why i wake up with a bad head
Nooooo :doh: I said have a great and smashing time .... not crate smashing time......
And if I catch the flucker who stole my bottle opener........................
ive got a couple of very pissed illegal immigrants in the back here
Brewed by Danes
Drunk by the English
Inspector Clueso, "It can't have been Warwick, there are still three unopened bottles!"
...............and if one green bottle should accidently fall...............
It cant have been that good a party, there wernt any Pringles!!!
"Local environmentalists dispair at the carnage caused when a new road was built right across a major Grolsh migration route"
lhk
Those bloody dogging meets are getting out of hand!
Think, Before you drink, Before you drive !!!!!!!!!!
There's a serious message in there for all you folk's partying this Xmas, be safe..........
Or perhaps
Beer today, Gone tomorrow....................
Thank god it that wasn't Neils daily Stella lorry or you would have been able to hera the "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" nationwide.