Why oh why did i agree to doing a car boot sale with Rich?
After spending 14 hours sorting out toys, books etc my child no longer chooses to play with {sod the fact, they costed a fortune :cry: }
Then spending a further 5 hours dressing Barbie dolls, spraying conditioner on their hair and making all the right shoes matched the right outfits {i dont bloody spend that much time on myself to get ready to go out!!!}
Quick shower at this morning, threw on some slap, thats face make up for the un-educated.
Arrived at car boot site at 6am.........didnt realise so many people knew this time of day existed, unless ya using SH chatrooms.
After a slow start, things gradually improved..it didnt rain, sold most of the Barbies apart from one which got the nickname "slapper barbie" cos she was dressed in a pvc dress which barely covered her boobs, knee high boots and no knickers {if anyone says that sounds like me.....i'll slap them
Slapper barbies mate was known as "bondage barbie" cos id sellotaped her feet together, purely to make sure the fiddly damn shoes stayed on.
After spending an eternity clock watching, it finally reached the magical hour of 1pm, in other words, what ya havent sold, chuck back in the car and head for home.
Got home and poor Rich {god bless him} decided it was time for a kip
Its now nearly 6pm and i still havent managed to sleep, nothing to do with logging on to SH. :lol:
When he wakes up, if he says lets do it again tomorrow, i swear, i aint gonna be responsible for my actions :twisted:
Hope everyones enjoying their sunday as much as i have :wink:
dee xx
im sat waiting by the phone sure i will get a ransom demand soon 
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