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I remember reading about a bloke who bought a number plate to stop his wife from driving his car. The number plate was 5LUT = SLUT
She retaliated and bought 5LAG = SLAG for her car.
This story I found funny. Well today I saw the first part of a number plate KN08 = KNOB. This had me in stitches.........OK small things and small minds springs up here rolleyes
Anybody else seen funny number plates?
Dave_Notts
I saw a bike ride past with the last three letters of RTA.
Let's hope not!
i was looking at number plates for sale a while ago and spotted K155 MYA couldve been kiss my A
The price £10k!!!
We have gay pals in the USA that have the plate:
'I AM 1 2'
Which always amuses us :P
Best one I ever saw was on a Mercedes drop top sports being driven by a heart stoppingly beautiful blonde. The plate was ON H1M
the best one i have saw was on a lorry that emptied porto-loos , it was p15 poo looked at quick it was pis poo lol
OBO 110 X on a Rolls Royce with the letter spacing changed
There was a car locally with the plate M7 NGE... with the 7 made small to look like an I.
biggrin :D :D :D :D
I tried to get B3AST for my car but it went for lots of dosh.
I was once passed by PEN 1S on the M25 near Dartford
My one has KUM on it!
No word of a lie... I didn't notice it till my fb came with me to Bedford to view it
I had to have it coz of the unusual tan leather & body colour combo - Honest! redface
My motorbike had H321 SUB
:-heavy 3,2,1 sub(bass)-:
I wished I kept it now
It would have been a cool one for the bass heads at a car cruise!
Quote by GnV
I was once passed by PEN 1S on the M25 near Dartford

And the owner of that particular number plate is a Mr Steve Parrish! ex 500 GP motorcycle racer and now TV commentary chap.....tut tut, just 'cause your rich and (in)famous.....
T1 TTY drives around Cardiff.
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T1 TTY drives around Cardiff.

Is that Sassy??
I had JISSM on my number plate, but i think two dogs had been rutting in front of the car!!
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There was a car locally with the plate M7 NGE... with the 7 made small to look like an I.
biggrin :D :D :D :D

Gee, classy bunch in Mancunia! rolleyes
lol
LUV24Q say no more lol
There is a really expensive big Audi driving around the Stourbridge area with BJ08 FFS as a registration
The dad of a mate of mine had PEN 15. Classy.
I heard of a bloke (on TopGear I think) that spent more on the plate A5TON than he did on the V8 Vantage to put it on.
K1NGS was until recently the most costly, but I can't remember how much it went for, and I quite naively went searching for AUD1 once. Registered in Oxfordshire as it happens.
My aunt has an amazing plate, but I can't post it as it's her last name and a bit of a give away to mine!
*Him*
Quote by couplefunuk
My aunt has an amazing plate, but I can't post it as it's her last name and a bit of a give away to mine!
*Him*

Don't be afraid to tell the world you're a P111OCK :mrgreen:
Quote by couplefunuk
My aunt has an amazing plate, but I can't post it as it's her last name and a bit of a give away to mine!
*Him*

are you Royal? redface
I remember when P reg cars came out, I read about a car that got stopped by the cops cos the number plate was P155 OFF.
Oh we had a car parked up on the drive next to ours a cpl of weeks ago with a cool number plate, but can'y remember what it was now mad
Will come back if I rememeber it. It was something to do with calling the driver of the car, call me or sumthing. This is gonna bug me now banghead lol
Miss Cream xxx
the number of my landy, means nothing, but it's black and silver (pees off the traffic cops)
And costs me no road tax as it's pre 1973
There is a car with the reg UT02ZER
I've remembered now C4LL ME
I thought it was brill! lol
Miss Cream xxx
Quote by Billy41
There is a car with the reg UT02ZER

That is brill!!!! biggrin
derby has a number of those plates
Bl6 luvv (BIG LUVV)
P15sed (PISSED)
SUK M3 (SUK ME)
the list is endless
plus it makes a laugh when they are pulled!!
I keep seeing number plates that start BJ08.
It may be my warped mind, but that makes me think of blow job blast :grin: :grin:
ive seen this on the road in kent
W2NKS
Saw one a while back around our way,think it was on a Merc, 130 LOX with the 1 & 3 closed up
L.B