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Ok, this may be a little off the wall, but I was just wondering if there are any members of swinging heaven who are also caravan owners? We have been caravanning for years and years and have found that since we joined SH the van is just sat on the driveway! It seems a big shame not to use it.
We have seen another Internet site which has a club for Caravan swingers but dont really want to end up joining yet another caravan club! So we were just wondering if anyone make use of their 'van for a bit of fun?
And before all you drivers start complaining about caravanners blocking the roads, we are considerate caravanners who keep up with flow of traffic and pull over to let cars/wagons pass when ever we can to avoid causing queues!
lol
Sounds like my kind of woman lol xx wink
Pick the new (SHand) tomorrow from Bristol biggrin
Tell you more later hun xx
Fred
Have never thought of using our caravan!!!!!!!!!
What a good idea lol
Maybe we should start a :swingingchair: heaven caravan club! :smile2:
I have a caravan but it's a static, so not too sur eon its suitability for swinging purposes.
I think your idea of a touring caravan to meet people is great though as it would be on totally neutral ground and maybe in an area that you wouldnt normally visit.
Now, I know this is illegal, but I reckon it'd be a great thrill to be in a caravan having fun while it's on the move - just a bit unfair on the driver though.
Are you lot good at pullin then? wink

:laughabove: You kill me man.
hi, we have been members of the site you are on about ,we only have a trailer tent and a small car ,the venues were a bit far away for us,so did not really want to tow on really long trips(dont mind travel for social/munches) so did not attend any,this year they are charging £25 just to be a member of the site .
There's a couple out in Surrey who use a Campervan for swinging/dogging.
And no, I can't say how I know redface surprisedops: :oops:
Yes, we noticed they had started charging and when we looked I think there was only one weekend meet that we could have gone on without having to travel for miles and miles. The distance is one of the reasons we didnt join, but I also think the membership charge is steep (nearly as much as the two large national caravan clubs).
Next time we are out and about we will have to put something on lets meet up and see if any other Caravanners are travelling in the same direction!
An old caravan thread that might still be relevant:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/4585.html
Steve
lol
Now you can have a 45 Ton APC (432) as on you left, or a more comfortable Eriba Puk".
Most fems go for the "432" because of the uniform but the "Puk" is more comfortable ..
I do not drive, command or own a 432, ===== I effing hate then lol
The choice is yours lol x
Fred
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lol
Now you can have a 45 Ton APC (432) as on you left, or a more comfortable Eriba Puk".
Most fems go for the "432" because of the uniform but the "Puk" is more comfortable ..
I do not drive, command or own a 432, ===== I effing hate then lol
The choice is yours lol x
Fred

Aw well, Fred, I understand that the 'Puk' should be pronounced 'Pook' rather than how it is spelled. It would look so cute parked by the side of our Lunar Delta! Like Mummy and her baby!
Seriously, nice van! (and I dont mean the 432!!!)
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Thank you, kind sir, for finding this thread for me!

I get confused sometimes. I was a Hitler on a Victorian website a minute ago.
Steve
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Thank you, kind sir, for finding this thread for me!

I get confused sometimes. I was a Hitler on a Victorian website a minute ago.
Steve
Now I am starting to get worried about you! You certainly dont look like an Hitler to me, but if thats what rocks you boat, then who am I to question it lol
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lol
Now you can have a 45 Ton APC (432) as on you left, or a more comfortable Eriba Puk".
Most fems go for the "432" because of the uniform but the "Puk" is more comfortable ..
I do not drive, command or own a 432, ===== I effing hate then lol
The choice is yours lol x
Fred

What about in the engine louvres of a MkII Stalwart ??? redface
Dambuster, trust you to come up with something technical! Im a woman and blonde, why do you have to try to confuse me :shock:
Anyway, happy new year sweetheart, hope its a good one
Di
xxx
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lol
Now you can have a 45 Ton APC (432) as on you left, or a more comfortable Eriba Puk".
Most fems go for the "432" because of the uniform but the "Puk" is more comfortable ..
I do not drive, command or own a 432, ===== I effing hate then lol
The choice is yours lol x
Fred

What about in the engine louvres of a MkII Stalwart ??? redface
Good for heating your Com-Po only lol and the 432 is warmer in the winter as prooved in BATUS lol
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Yes, we noticed they had started charging and when we looked I think there was only one weekend meet that we could have gone on without having to travel for miles and miles. The distance is one of the reasons we didnt join, but I also think the membership charge is steep (nearly as much as the two large national caravan clubs).
Next time we are out and about we will have to put something on lets meet up and see if any other Caravanners are travelling in the same direction!
good idea and it cuts out the middle man
lol
Would love to take command and "Cabby" in a 432 down the M6 just to wind up the HGV angels lol
Oh and defo use "off road" tracks lol
Fred
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Would love to take command and "Cabby" in a 432 down the M6 just to wind up the HGV angels lol
Oh and defo use "off road" tracks lol
Fred

Steady now Fred. You're talking to one of the few that managed a "six wheel of the ground" in Staly. And one the evn fewr that managed to roll one ! If it wasn't for the hiab, I'd have got the fecker barrelling down the hill !
lol
corkscrewed a 432 into the ground in germany lol and the same vehicle (in the pic) through a barn on "Ex Tropus 1977" lol
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lol
corkscrewed a 432 into the ground in germany lol and the same vehicle (in the pic) through a barn on "Ex Tropus 1977" lol

what the hell are you guys on about! really wish you wouldnt talk all techy stuff cause I not a clue what you on about :lol:
Fred, what do you two your 432 with, bet you dont get much to the gallon (trying to be a honery bloke)
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lol
corkscrewed a 432 into the ground in germany lol and the same vehicle (in the pic) through a barn on "Ex Tropus 1977" lol

My best "bung" was for taking out a barn wall during Crusader 80 with a Scorpion.
(There ya go NWC - work that one out) wink
Naughty xxx are you confused hun confused :?:
To "Corkscrew in a 432 is to put one track in reverse, the other in forward and give the engine full throtle = spin it on its axis lol == its spins it's self into the ground .
If its to tech forget it lol lol wink
Sorry I started it now :lol:
Fred xxxxxxx
We have often thought of using our caravan ( an Ace Award Transtar) for the purpose of "meeting new friends"......
Only trouble is we have to take the flippin kids everywhere
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Weve seen the site you mean . Its a nice idea combining sunny halcyon holiday relaxation with sexy new adventures . Somehow though nice as caravans can be for a short break they dont conjure up sexy ........................
.....................I love the small of chemical toilets in the morning , they smell like victory!
Oh silky and Big G, have you never been in a modern caravan?
Right my dears, when you come round for a 'caravan' cooked three course meal, I will turn the central heating up so its nice and warm, prior to taking a shower in the seperate shower room (en-suite lol ) and will warm something up for you in the built in Microwave, while the 10CD changer is playing your favourite music. We can close all the blinds leaving the 'sun roof' open so we can see the stars, have 'accent' lighting so it is not too bright whilst lounging on the 6ft by 6ft 6inch double bed!
and as for the chemical toilet, mr NWC can do that :lol:
Well, weve only got a tent im affraid, but trying to keep each other warm at night can have its benefits wink :wink: :wink:
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Well, weve only got a tent im affraid, but trying to keep each other warm at night can have its benefits wink :wink: :wink:
mmm biggrin give us a shout next time you go camping! :wink:
certainly will, we might need a hand getting it up wink