Catching your foreskin in your flies

25 Oct 2005

I remember many moons ago when my brother was about 5 my mum catching his in his sleep suit, you know the all in one things with a zip up the front, now i'm a lot older than him i was in my late teens and i heard the scream so went to his aid thinking he had fell out of his cabin bed or summat, there he was crying his little heart out with the zip full up and bits of his foreskin poking thro the zipper teeth :shock:
Anyway after half a hour of me and my mum pinning the poor little sod down and trying to free him we finally decided to take him to A&E where the damange was so bad they cercumsised (or however its spelt :lol2 him.
Hes 21 now and hes still never let us forget it

25 Oct 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
This practice is dangerous as vacuum cleaners often contain rotating blades that effectively shred the glans.

You know, I've read this in loads of places but I don't think I've ever seen a vacuum cleaner that contains "rotating blades". I've never stuck anything in to find out but I have had to unblock a few vacuum hoses in my time.