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If you drop a cat, according to legend it should land on its feet. If you drop toast it should land butter side down. What happens if you strap a slice of toast to a cat's back butter side up? Which way will it fall? Will it cause a huge tear in the space time continuem and all of the universe collapse. Or will someone just get alot of hairy toast?
Does anyone else have any why or what if questions? Do you have an answer to this?I
Hmmm ... I'm beginning to think everyone on SH has been on the wacky baccy today ...
rolleyes
Quote by J3diMast3r
Hmmm ... I'm beginning to think everyone on SH has been on the wacky baccy today ...
rolleyes

Sorry i missed that i was just searching for some mars bars
MMMMMMMMMM munchies
Quote by celtic_passion
Hmmm ... I'm beginning to think everyone on SH has been on the wacky baccy today ...
rolleyes

Sorry i missed that i was just searching for some mars bars
MMMMMMMMMM munchies
I'll have a yorkie if you're going down the 24 hr garage wink
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Hmmm ... I'm beginning to think everyone on SH has been on the wacky baccy today ...
rolleyes

Sorry i missed that i was just searching for some mars bars
MMMMMMMMMM munchies
I'll have a yorkie if you're going down the 24 hr garage wink
Thats another one why do 24hr garages have locks on the doors?
I've always wondered what would happen if you stuck your head in a candy floss machine :shock:
Do you come out looking like something from a bad 70's rock band ?
(mmm this red is good )
Quote by celtic_passion
If you drop a cat, according to legend it should land on its feet. If you drop toast it should land butter side down. What happens if you strap a slice of toast to a cat's back butter side up? Which way will it fall? Will it cause a huge tear in the space time continuem and all of the universe collapse. Or will someone just get alot of hairy toast?
Does anyone else have any why or what if questions? Do you have an answer to this?I

thats an easy answer the cat being the noblest of all creatures will probably just turn round & scratch your face lol
my cat would lick the butter off so it wouldn't matter which side it fell rolleyes
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Damn.... when we saw "Cats and Toast" we thought it was a follow up to the SH Recipe Book

smackbottom
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I've always wondered what would happen if you stuck your head in a candy floss machine :shock:
Do you come out looking like something from a bad 70's rock band ?
(mmm this red is good )

What fantastic idea!!! :giggle:
Has anyone ever run with scissors under a ladder?
Quote by twin_peaks
I've always wondered what would happen if you stuck your head in a candy floss machine :shock:
Do you come out looking like something from a bad 70's rock band ?
(mmm this red is good )

I always wondered what those big silver things were at the hairdressers.
H.x
as the cat fall the gravity will take hold of the toast turning it so it is no longer attached to the cat's back but is now somewhere around the belly area which will touch the ground when the cat lands. Therefore I conclude that all you will get is super hairy toast or a very very scratched arm, leg, face or any other open flesh the cat can get to, from trying to attach the toast to the poor beast in the first place.
kiss
Gem. x
Re the cat v's toast scenario.... I think something similar to this would happen!
:laughabove: rotflmao
if a pathalogical lier says they are lying, are they lying about lying? :silly:
biggrin wink :D
What about:
Why was more matter than anti-matter created at the birth of the universe?
because of the pasta
H.x
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because of the pasta
H.x

omg I actually understand that rolleyes :roll:
seek medical help imediately
H.x
What sort of butter were you thinking of using confused
Spreadable, anchor, peanut butter :?
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peanut butter confused

Smooth or crunchy?
Just tried it.
The cat has a stronger gravitional pull than the toast and is far more agile. biggrin
The cat wins lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jas
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**Disclaimer - no cats were harmed during this experiment they are just slightly disgruntled.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Bless!!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Is it wrong to say that I think your pussy is lovely and seeing it makes me smile? :shock:
wink
Pussy on toast, great first thing in the morning biggrin
Well someone had to say it lol
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Is it wrong to say that I think your pussy is lovely and seeing it makes me smile? :shock:
wink

Erm nope, not at all :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Jas
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