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Celebrity Island anyone?

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Did anyone see Celebrity Island on ITV last night? What a load of tosh. Put a gaggle of "glamourous" wannabe's on a fantastic 6 star desert island and see if they cop off? WOW.
Although I must admit to having been hooked on Big Brother I honestly can't see the point in trying to match up "celebrities" for the camera. They do that all the time at home so why bother forking out all that money to create a fantasy island of their dreams? I can't see people's interest being held for 5 or 6 weeks or whatever it's scheduled for.
Abi Titmus - what's she all about? She's not even that
Never could be bothered with Big Brother, the only one I watched was I'm a celebrity, get me out of here...... And only then because Ant and Dec are grade "A" piss takers!
I personally think these celeb shows are just another vehicle for sad attention-seekers who can't bear to be out of the limelight. What they don't seem to realise is that the more they are in the limelight, the more tiresome they become.
Do we really care if Abi Titmuss has jumped in bed with another woman? Or if she's been in 4-somes with Blue Peter presenters and their mates? I couldn't ginve a monkey's tits myself, it's just fodder for the masses.... If she wants to be the town bike, it's her business, but why does that make her a "Celebrity"? Usually a celebrity has actually achieved something to be regarded as such.....
Now if the second season is set on a Pacific Island Atoll used for nuclear weapons testing, I may just be persuaded to watch.....
Rick rolleyes
good luck to Abi shes only doing sexually what most of us wish we could do
however the programme is ( so far) and no doubt the rest of it will be total and utter cack..hope thats not a £1 in the jar
Another load of shite on the tv
another show full of has beens
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Another load of shite on the tv
another show full of has beens

"Has Beens".....you have to be someone in the first place to become a "has been"...
Some of the folks appearing could be classed as "Hasn't beens and never will be"......
Rick! biggrin
what are the planting instructions for has beens ??
do they need special soil ?
They need feeding on plenty of manure, and generous exposure to the sun.......
Also they tend to be quite hardy, frequently becoming exposed again after being cut down to size.....
Rick! :P
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good luck to Abi shes only doing sexually what most of us wish we could do
however the programme is ( so far) and no doubt the rest of it will be total and utter cack..hope thats not a £1 in the jar
but she is a wannabe famous person for having a 3some......... dont have to wish .............i DO IT wink
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They need feeding on plenty of manure, and generous exposure to the sun.......
Also they tend to be quite hardy, frequently becoming exposed again after being cut down to size.....
Rick! :P

So basically what you are saying here is that has been are just WEEDS. Not matter what you do to them, they just keep right on coming back.....................................Now where's my flamethrower.
John
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Did anyone see Celebrity Island on ITV last night? What a load of tosh. Put a gaggle of "glamourous" wannabe's on a fantastic 6 star desert island and see if they cop off? WOW.
Although I must admit to having been hooked on Big Brother I honestly can't see the point in trying to match up "celebrities" for the camera. They do that all the time at home so why bother forking out all that money to create a fantasy island of their dreams? I can't see people's interest being held for 5 or 6 weeks or whatever it's scheduled for.
Abi Titmus - what's she all about? She's not even that ://

"Celebrity Island" ? ( One Big Yawn )
Does anyone remember a show on Channel 4 a few months/years back where they duped celebrities by pretending they were going to host made up reality TV shows?
Some of these new ones sound suspiciously like they were taken from that show lol :lol:
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I am amused by the way the word "celebrity" is misused by program makers these days. Most of the people in this type of program have no discernible talent whatsoever.
Exactly. One of them is apparently only "famous" for being an ex of someone in Eastenders FFS!
What really irritates me is every time Paul thingy calls Lady Isabella thingy "babe". On the whole, instead of spending an hour watching Z-list celebrities saying "Oh my God" to each other all the time, I would rather play MISSCHIEF's "kinda guy" for a whole hour lol
Mike.
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Another load of shite on the tv
another show full of has beens

"Has Beens".....you have to be someone in the first place to become a "has been"...
Now see.......... I was gonna say, "rather a has been, than a never was" sigh, lights are on but as usual, party's next door rolleyes
reality tv!!! argghhhhhh!!!!!
if there was ever a reason to scrap the license fee, things like this prog, the farm, big bro, and the general reality tv overdosing by tv producers is a prime example!!
bring back 'proper' telly!!!!
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Another load of shite on the tv
another show full of has beens

"Has Beens".....you have to be someone in the first place to become a "has been"...
Now see.......... I was gonna say, "rather a has been, than a never was" sigh, lights are on but as usual, party's next door rolleyes
does winning a gold medal... or playing for england.. and playing football with the best man utd team i seen in my life.. count as being someone in the first place confused
Abi Titmuss got for 4 weeks on holiday..now she might not been a has been.. but boy can she buy alot of beans now...
sex sells..so it be a big hit...i can see why blokes say its crap tho..watching 4 sexys ladys.( we wont count loo. and the one from eastenders who looks like a fella) but back to the point..watching 4 sexy in next to nothing clothes...that is so fucking shit...i sooner watch countdown a..... :? :? :?
fantasy island....just like every other so called "reality television" program complete an utter shite tv conning the public into thinking voyuerism is an ok thing to do...............................................hang on........hey now i know whay i like these cheap crappy programs lol
it is a total load of shite and a disgrace to British TV. I have had it on in the background as occasional eye candy but always with the sound down so I have no idea what's going on.
Looks to me like a lot of desperate people who love to love themselves, as they prance around half naked trying to turn each other (and half the population's 14yr-olds) on.
Bring back Twin Peaks. Now that was sexy.
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Exactly. One of them is apparently only "famous" for being an ex of someone in Eastenders FFS!

On Wednesday night the programme came on while Kerry (who likes 'Big Brother' and stuff like that...) was at my place and watching TV; I was in the next room at the time, and she called me in because it was 'controversial' or something. So I wandered over to the sofa to watch it for a few minutes -- and I was absolutely staggered to find that *I'd never heard of any of the fecking people on it*...!! Seriously: *none of them*!! Who the hell is 'Rebecca Loos'...? And 'Lady Something-Or-Other'...? And all those guys with short bleached hair and vacant expressions...? I mean, *why* are they 'celebrities'...? What did they ever *do* that's 'celebrated'...? Kerry didn't know either; but then, she spends a lot of time touring in other countries with her orchestra... So just *who the feck are they*...???? Look, I know i'm not very well up on popular culture (I never even heard about the 'Sex Pistols' until after one of them was dead...), but I'd have thought that out of an islandful of trendy tabloid-created nobodies I'd have bloody heard of *one* of them...?!?!?
Suddenly I feel *very, very old*...
Hmmm... Any women *over 60* within 10-50 minutes drive of Royston who'd like to help *take the pain away*...? We could talk about the 'old days'...
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M.