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Ladyfriend indifferent, no affection, boring uninteresting life, no money, getting old, nothing exciting happens, no conversation, dare not commit suicide, no sex ever, no fun in masterbating anymore!
Help! what would you do ? Ha. Ha.
Quote by manofmuchfun
become a monk ?

THANKS !!! never thought of that !!! where can I register ?
Wouldn't I be better in a Nunnery !!! Ha. Ha.
You won't get me down the pit again !!!
what have you got to lose
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Ladyfriend indifferent, no affection, boring uninteresting life, no money, getting old, nothing exciting happens, no conversation, dare not commit suicide, no sex ever, no fun in masterbating anymore!
Help! what would you do ? Ha. Ha.

do what i did get rid of her lol
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Ladyfriend indifferent, no affection, boring uninteresting life, no money, getting old, nothing exciting happens, no conversation, dare not commit suicide, no sex ever, no fun in masterbating anymore!
Help! what would you do ? Ha. Ha.

do what i did get rid of her lol
murder is a bit drastic don't you think?
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Ladyfriend indifferent, no affection, boring uninteresting life, no money, getting old, nothing exciting happens, no conversation, dare not commit suicide, no sex ever, no fun in masterbating anymore!
Help! what would you do ? Ha. Ha.

Take a holiday.
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Ladyfriend indifferent, no affection, boring uninteresting life, no money, getting old, nothing exciting happens, no conversation, dare not commit suicide, no sex ever, no fun in masterbating anymore!
Help! what would you do ? Ha. Ha.

do what i did get rid of her lol
murder is a bit drastic don't you think?
no really didn`t you see eastenders biggrin
Quote by O. K.
Ladyfriend indifferent, no affection, boring uninteresting life, no money, getting old, nothing exciting happens, no conversation, dare not commit suicide, no sex ever, no fun in masterbating anymore!
Help! what would you do ? Ha. Ha.

You think you have it bad?
Try being married to the same lovely woman for donkey's years and being celibate for 18 of them. Not through choice mind, it's a medical thing.
And before anyone slags me off as being a cheating husband, she knows I'm here and I'm here to socialise, not shag anything that breathes.
Life's a bitch sometimes but you just play the cards you are dealt.
All I know is that it's a bigger bitch for her than it is for me.
That wasn't a dig at you, BTW. Just showing, or trying to, that you may not be as bad off as you think.
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You think you have it bad?
Try being married to the same lovely woman for donkey's years and being celibate for 18 of them. Not through choice mind, it's a medical thing.
And before anyone slags me off as being a cheating husband, she knows I'm here and I'm here to socialise, not shag anything that breathes.
Life's a bitch sometimes but you just play the cards you are dealt.
All I know is that it's a bigger bitch for her than it is for me.
That wasn't a dig at you, BTW. Just showing, or trying to, that you may not be as bad off as you think.

Nice post Parrot :therethere:
Well done on the honesty too kiss
Dawn :silly:
what! you're doing at the moment nothing :violin:
Have you tried drugs or booze yet? Not that I'm recommending it, just asking, lol
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Ladyfriend indifferent, no affection, boring uninteresting life, no money, getting old, nothing exciting happens, no conversation, dare not commit suicide, no sex ever, no fun in masterbating anymore!
Help! what would you do ? Ha. Ha.

Take a holiday.
Interesting suggestion. I was watching a philosophical look at travelling on C4 recently. One of the central theses of the programme was that in going on holiday we strive to get away from ourselves.... (see above). Unfortunately, I forget whether there was any offered solution to this paradox.
Do something for yourself,learn a new skill, then you won't feel so uninteresting, and you might meet someone else great while you're doing it!
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Have you tried drugs or booze yet? Not that I'm recommending it, just asking, lol

rotflmao
Quote by O. K.
Ladyfriend indifferent, no affection, boring uninteresting life, no money, getting old, nothing exciting happens, no conversation, dare not commit suicide, no sex ever, no fun in masterbating anymore!
Help! what would you do ? Ha. Ha.

Buy a puppy mate lol
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what have you got to lose

I thought he'd already be a basket case! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Buy a puppy mate lol

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Venusxxx
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Buy a puppy mate lol

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Venusxxx
What she said :shock:
the Laird
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Ladyfriend indifferent, no affection, boring uninteresting life, no money, getting old, nothing exciting happens, no conversation, dare not commit suicide, no sex ever, no fun in masterbating anymore!
Help! what would you do ? Ha. Ha.

Join SH biggrin
Celibacy is a nasty, dirty, bad bad badddddddddddddddd word! :twisted: blink
"celicacy:- bachelorhood,chastity,self restraint,purity,virginity,spinsterhood"
:censored: :censored: :censored:
er....should that word even be allowed on SH ?????????
Lydia xx