Certification?

3 Jan 2005

What is all this certification business?
You know, when people put things like
"Officially certified by John in Worcester"
What's he checking air worthyness, a doing an MOT? confused

3 Jan 2005

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27637.html
Certification is far more fun that verification was ever likely to be lol. Unfortunately Warwick is on his Christmas holidays at the moment, but if you asked really nicely he might certify you when he gets back cool

3 Jan 2005

Quote by adam ciara
What is all this certification business?
You know, when people put things like
"Officially certified by John in Worcester"
What's he checking air worthyness, a doing an MOT?

Certificators are privaleged members who get to shag other members and can then certificate that they are a genuine shagger. Certificators can nominate other members to become certificators once they have shagged them.
If yer interested then a member by the name of warwick is the Shlong Certificator for 2005, send him a P.M. requesting that he shag you and after, that he puts you forward as a nominee.
tell him I sent you it might get you a speedier reply.

3 Jan 2005

Quote by adam ciara
What is all this certification business?
You know, when people put things like
"Officially certified by John in Worcester"
What's he checking air worthyness, a doing an MOT?

ya but i am the only one who owns the gold fish membership and loylaty card
HUH so beat that :smile2:

3 Jan 2005

Quote by Alexandra
.....uncertified member here!

ya how did you escape ya bugger!

3 Jan 2005

All sounds a bit sad, if someone wanted to know if another was genuine or not they could ask them surely.
I'm genuine and if anyone wants references I will gladly put them in touch but honestly, certification seems no guarantee of QUALITY lol

:lol: :lol:
And who is really qualified to judge style?
One man's top blow job is another hellish experience - we must all have worked that out by now, right? dunno