Now you lot know how I HATE incorrect grammar, punctuation and spelling and yet your persist in your bad habits!
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Now you're getting the hang of it Jags. This is bringing out the dominitrice in you. Perhaps we'll see you at the party after all!
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Now you're getting the hang of it Jags. This is bringing out the dominitrice in you. Perhaps we'll see you at the party after all!
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What makes you think I am a novice????? :twisted:
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Jags wrote
Excellent! I'll put you on the list then. Speaking as a novice I think we could do with some experience there.
What makes you think I am a novice?????
Excellent! I'll put you on the list then. Speaking as a novice I think we could do with some experience there.
Sex God
Quote by Sappho
Just a thought... where will the gentlemen stick their name badges so we can identify them?
Tie a loop of string to them, and see if you can find a suitable hook.
Who's volunteering to stand by the door attaching the name badges?
Hi guys and girls,
Wow, so this is the sort of activity that goes on. What have I been doing with my life? All those of you who read my first (and last) post from a few days ago, will know that I am a swinging virgin, so am somewhat shocked (in the nicest possible way) at what goes on.
This leaves me somewhat confused - can anyone tell me why the rest of society is not doing this. I have obviously had my head buried in the sand for the past 28 years. Fantastic, keep it up.
A willing volunteer,
Soulja xxx
Wow, so this is the sort of activity that goes on. What have I been doing with my life? All those of you who read my first (and last) post from a few days ago, will know that I am a swinging virgin, so am somewhat shocked (in the nicest possible way) at what goes on.
This leaves me somewhat confused - can anyone tell me why the rest of society is not doing this. I have obviously had my head buried in the sand for the past 28 years. Fantastic, keep it up.
A willing volunteer,
Soulja xxx
Allgood,
Surely Will would have to be Master of Ceremonies, wouldn't he? Now who else should be in a state of natural born grace at the event...? Oooh, could this be an excuse for a top 10? No, perhaps not, it caused mayhem when it was tried in the GFZ!
Sappho - who will keep her own counsel on this particular issue! :twisted:
Surely Will would have to be Master of Ceremonies, wouldn't he? Now who else should be in a state of natural born grace at the event...? Oooh, could this be an excuse for a top 10? No, perhaps not, it caused mayhem when it was tried in the GFZ!
Sappho - who will keep her own counsel on this particular issue! :twisted:
Will ... I have to ask this.... I thought the ladies at least in the general newspaper polls thought that we blokes looked somewhat daft in the buff....
Correct me if I am wrong ladies.... I am more than happy to be au naturel..
but I do have to say that I would prefer to be dressed by blue.... maybe a me thing.... but each to his or her own..
of course I would be most willing to serve as required whatever the required costume or no....
Gmanxxx
Correct me if I am wrong ladies.... I am more than happy to be au naturel..
but I do have to say that I would prefer to be dressed by blue.... maybe a me thing.... but each to his or her own..
of course I would be most willing to serve as required whatever the required costume or no....
Gmanxxx
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Sarge, as Head of Defence (Northern division) you would be on duty that evening - so get your kit off there's a love.
Sappho, Minister for Intelligence xxx
We can assume the Sargeant is now standing stiffly to attention Ma'am...
I beg your pardon Ma'am? No, that isn't a 'damned big gun' sticking out of the turret of his little tank Ma'am..I think he's getting ready for manouvres.
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Sarge, as Head of Defence (Northern division) you would be on duty that evening - so get your kit off there's a love.
My dear Sappho. As you are all too aware, as HoS(ND) it would be far too unprofessional of me to divulge my intended whereabouts on the night in question. Suffice to say that the safety of ALL SH "Members" will be uppermost on my mind that night as it is every night!!
Sgt Bilko
Sex God
This is rather spooky!! It is only over the last couple of days that I have been wondering whether to resurrect this idea - and hey presto, someone does it for me!!
I afraid that I am just about to go away for the weekend. Don't get excited, boys and girls. A family visit so no 'playing' involved
. Not that I need it right now!! 
Could actually do with some recuperation until my knees stop wobbling!! :twisted: 
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Fresh on my return from the wet and windy wastelands of Norfolk (couldn't resist slipping in a bit of alliteration for my Shropshire readership!!) I shall give this matter some attention. Expect some PMs folks.
We may need some help with a venue. It has been suggested that a private dwelling may be necessary (rather than an hotel) as such events are rumoured to get more than a little raucous!! :twisted: :shock:
Toodle pip.
See you on Monday!
I afraid that I am just about to go away for the weekend. Don't get excited, boys and girls. A family visit so no 'playing' involved
. Not that I need it right now!! Could actually do with some recuperation until my knees stop wobbling!! :twisted: .Fresh on my return from the wet and windy wastelands of Norfolk (couldn't resist slipping in a bit of alliteration for my Shropshire readership!!) I shall give this matter some attention. Expect some PMs folks.
We may need some help with a venue. It has been suggested that a private dwelling may be necessary (rather than an hotel) as such events are rumoured to get more than a little raucous!! :twisted: :shock:
Toodle pip.
See you on Monday!
Hi Sappho...
Glad the, (I was going to say young man but I suppose Will is some 350 or 450 years old now) well glad that he has undergone the therapy... sorry that he will be away for period of recovery.... wonder how long that smile on his face may take to lessen...
Elegant new Avatar Sappo..
Bless
Gmanxxx
Glad the, (I was going to say young man but I suppose Will is some 350 or 450 years old now) well glad that he has undergone the therapy... sorry that he will be away for period of recovery.... wonder how long that smile on his face may take to lessen...
Elegant new Avatar Sappo..
Bless
Gmanxxx
