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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Theres no chat room server on the net to connect to....
Pinging with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 1: Destination host unreachable.
Reply from 1: Destination host unreachable.
Reply from 1: Destination host unreachable.
Reply from 1: Destination host unreachable.
**LOOKS AROUND MENACINGLY**
:huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:
OK peeps WHO stole the server?????????????? mad :x :x
**Ciscocat6k now starts to go into withdrawals**
bolt *runs off to look for server** gotta be here somewhere.....
Quote by CiscoCat6k
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Theres no chat room server on the net to connect to....
Pinging with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 1: Destination host unreachable.
Reply from 1: Destination host unreachable.
Reply from 1: Destination host unreachable.
Reply from 1: Destination host unreachable.
**LOOKS AROUND MENACINGLY**
:huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:
OK peeps WHO stole the server?????????????? mad :x :x
**Ciscocat6k now starts to go into withdrawals**
bolt *runs off to look for server** gotta be here somewhere.....

OI Cisco.... this is your department m8...... go fix it.......... I need my daily intake of banal chit chat, kisses being slobbered all over me, the odd dickhead to abuse and a good old perv with your missus!!!
Quote by Wishmaster
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Theres no chat room server on the net to connect to....
Pinging with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 1: Destination host unreachable.
Reply from 1: Destination host unreachable.
Reply from 1: Destination host unreachable.
Reply from 1: Destination host unreachable.
**LOOKS AROUND MENACINGLY**
:huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:
OK peeps WHO stole the server?????????????? mad :x :x
**Ciscocat6k now starts to go into withdrawals**
bolt *runs off to look for server** gotta be here somewhere.....

OI Cisco.... this is your department m8...... go fix it.......... I need my daily intake of banal chit chat, kisses being slobbered all over me, the odd dickhead to abuse and a good old perv with your missus!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: With me missus.. oh me MISTRESS.. gotcha... :fuckinghell: wink
Looks like either a routing issue within the internet or the server HAS gone offline... dunno
Still digging....
**now knows its not a ban in effect for all peeps**
:censored: :fuckinghell:
My name is cyBORG... must assimilate.... server :borg:
Has Jon pressed the wrong buttons and banned everyone again lol
Dave_Notts
Quote by Dave__Notts
Has Jon pressed the wrong buttons and banned everyone again lol
Dave_Notts

He won't like reminding of that Dave......... be ready for a slam-dunk when he gets hold of ya!!!.... hehehe
Ok.. having done some more digging round...
Can now tell that there is not any information in the BGP routing tables past the router 1. Basically this could be several things.. the ISP that is hosting the spoffle server is not advertising the IP (probably not), there is a network connection problem to the ISP (possible), or that the server has had a massive overload/meltdown (again possible).
There are other possible issues but not near as likely as the above...
Will update as information comes available.
TA
Quote by CiscoCat6k
Ok.. having done some more digging round...
Can now tell that there is not any information in the BGP routing tables past the router 1. Basically this could be several things.. the ISP that is hosting the spoffle server is not advertising the IP (probably not), there is a network connection problem to the ISP (possible), or that the server has had a massive overload/meltdown (again possible).
There are other possible issues but not near as likely as the above...
Will update as information comes available.
TA

Yeah!... Right!!... like .. er what ^^^ said ............ I know what he's talking about..... honest I do!!!
Unable to connect to server.
OK.................... who kidnapped all the roomies??? :shock:
I wonder if Mark has enough money in his piggybank to pay the ransom ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Do you think we should start a collection ???? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
Unable to connect to server.
OK.................... who kidnapped all the roomies??? :shock:
I wonder if Mark has enough money in his piggybank to pay the ransom ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Do you think we should start a collection ???? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well if I get to spend time with you blue... .DONT RESCUE ME..... thanks
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Quote by CiscoCat6k
Well if I get to spend time with you blue... .DONT RESCUE ME..... thanks
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

No chance.... I'm not a roomie.................. the kidnappers don't want me, I have no info for them lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
Well if I get to spend time with you blue... .DONT RESCUE ME..... thanks
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

No chance.... I'm not a roomie.................. the kidnappers don't want me, I have no info for them lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I know you are not a roomie blue... but but but.. ah forget it... just my luck.. never get to have fun with the nice ones <snap>
Quote by CiscoCat6k
Well if I get to spend time with you blue... .DONT RESCUE ME..... thanks
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

No chance.... I'm not a roomie.................. the kidnappers don't want me, I have no info for them lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I know you are not a roomie blue... but but but.. ah forget it... just my luck.. never get to have fun with the nice ones <snap>
Less of the flirting..... your fellow roomies are in trouble here.....
How come they didn't take you too??? Maybe some roomies have escaped after all ...... ooooh, I like this.................. anyways, how come SH Security aren't here to advise???
That bloody Sarge has fallen asleep on the job again rolleyes
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
Well if I get to spend time with you blue... .DONT RESCUE ME..... thanks
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

No chance.... I'm not a roomie.................. the kidnappers don't want me, I have no info for them lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I know you are not a roomie blue... but but but.. ah forget it... just my luck.. never get to have fun with the nice ones <snap>
Less of the flirting..... your fellow roomies are in trouble here.....
How come they didn't take you too??? Maybe some roomies have escaped after all ...... ooooh, I like this.................. anyways, how come SH Security aren't here to advise???
That bloody Sarge has fallen asleep on the job again rolleyes
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ermmmm well might could do more if i had more privledges **hint hint**..
Seriously, i have done all i can do from my side of the fence...
**waggles eyebrows** but until the security peeps show their faces... wanna have a cuppa??
**sneaks off to the corner** he he he.... bolt
<click to play>
Quote by Dave__Notts
Has Jon pressed the wrong buttons and banned everyone again lol
Dave_Notts

Oi! Dave!! smackbottom whip
As it happens it wasn't his fault . . . . . . . . . this time wink :grin:
Just you wait 'till he gets home. I'm tellin on ya :rude:
T-J :lol2:
Maybe we should start a list and see who is missing.
I'm not, obviously rolleyes But no signs of Angel Chat, Tattyxpx, Chesty_Bird, Bi Paula, NN, Blonde, Voddy or Shireen as yet.
You don't think they are having a party and have locked us out do you dunno
Maybe its Mark and he is having an orgy with the ladies :eeek:
LET ME IN YOU BASTARDS mad
:lol2:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Maybe we should start a list and see who is missing.
I'm not, obviously rolleyes But no signs of Angel Chat, Tattyxpx, Chesty_Bird, Bi Paula, NN, Blonde, Voddy or Shireen as yet.
You don't think they are having a party and have locked us out do you dunno
Maybe its Mark and he is having an orgy with the ladies :eeek:
LET ME IN YOU BASTARDS mad
:lol2:

OY OY OY :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
ORGY????? ffs... I am with Dawn on this one
LET US THE FECK IN DAMMIT....
OMG :eeek:
who locked the door confused: dawn are you using ur new butt plug as a door wedge rotflmao
poke let me in ya bastards :haha:
i can't get in on mirc or java mad
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Maybe we should start a list and see who is missing.
I'm not, obviously rolleyes But no signs of Angel Chat, Tattyxpx, Chesty_Bird, Bi Paula, NN, Blonde, Voddy or Shireen as yet.
You don't think they are having a party and have locked us out do you dunno
Maybe its Mark and he is having an orgy with the ladies :eeek:
LET ME IN YOU BASTARDS mad
:lol2:

Orgy......???? :shock: :shock: :shock: Mark and loads of women?????? :shock: :shock: :shock: Yeah..... that could be it..... damn.... so it's not a kidnap situation after all....................... damn, damn, damn evil :evil: :evil: ..... I wanted to be a hero and save them all.............. cool 8-) 8-) but if they're all just having an orgy they can sod off...... why didn't they invite me???? :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Sarge, you can go back to sleep, they don't need you after all
lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
OMG :eeek:
who locked the door confused: dawn are you using ur new butt plug as a door wedge rotflmao
poke let me in ya bastards :haha:
i can't get in on mirc or java mad

Oi mare, it wasn't for me, it was for a friendredface
No wonder they won't let you in, scary woman lol
Quote by bluexxx
Maybe we should start a list and see who is missing.
I'm not, obviously rolleyes But no signs of Angel Chat, Tattyxpx, Chesty_Bird, Bi Paula, NN, Blonde, Voddy or Shireen as yet.
You don't think they are having a party and have locked us out do you dunno
Maybe its Mark and he is having an orgy with the ladies :eeek:
LET ME IN YOU BASTARDS mad
:lol2:

Orgy......???? :shock: :shock: :shock: Mark and loads of women?????? :shock: :shock: :shock: Yeah..... that could be it..... damn.... so it's not a kidnap situation after all....................... damn, damn, damn evil :evil: :evil: ..... I wanted to be a hero and save them all.............. cool 8-) 8-) but if they're all just having an orgy they can sod off...... why didn't they invite me???? :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Sarge, you can go back to sleep, they don't need you after all
lol
i've been kidnapped you can save me :rascal:
Quote by bluexxx
Orgy......???? :shock: :shock: :shock: Mark and loads of women?????? :shock: :shock: :shock: Yeah..... that could be it..... damn.... so it's not a kidnap situation after all....................... damn, damn, damn evil :evil: :evil: ..... I wanted to be a hero and save them all.............. cool 8-) 8-) but if they're all just having an orgy they can sod off...... why didn't they invite me???? rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Sarge, you can go back to sleep, they don't need you after all
lol

Could be a combination. Neil has kidnapped all the ladies and they have to have an orgy to get released.
Where is Sarge, could he be in there :eeek:
Mal, is he standing guard at the door :eeek:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
OMG :eeek:
who locked the door confused: dawn are you using ur new butt plug as a door wedge rotflmao
poke let me in ya bastards :haha:
i can't get in on mirc or java mad

Oi mare, it wasn't for me, it was for a friendredface
No wonder they won't let you in, scary woman lol
look rolleyes
i've told you b4 i'm not scary i'm just honest :lol:
friend my arse :moon:
*sneaks in straightening her clthing and smoothing her hair
Orgy? What orgy? Nope dunno what you mean. I've been fast asleep and certainly not partaking in any orgy like um... things redface surprisedops:
Now where's the bloody chatroom gone??
Ok who pinched it? :shock:
Need my fix of chatroom banter and snogs
Orgy? and i wasnt invited thats no good at all mad
Mark youve a lot to answer to now
Right who can I sneak up on and snog wink
Quote by Angel Chat
*sneaks in straightening her clthing and smoothing her hair
Orgy? What orgy? Nope dunno what you mean. I've been fast asleep and certainly not partaking in any orgy like um... things redface surprisedops:
Now where's the bloody chatroom gone??

OMG where u been? passionkiss
well ur the angel of chat so get us in now woman :lol2:
well its and still cant get in mad i book the week off and see what happens i cant even chat sad some one give the server a kick it usualy works with the vending machine at work wink
**offers snogs to those needing a chat room substitute**
But for angel.. i have a nice pacifier for you!!!!
Fecking hell...
BRING BACK THE SERVER DAMMIT
Quote by CiscoCat6k
**offers snogs to those needing a chat room substitute**

oooooooooooooh that was nice more please wink :P
Quote by naughtynymphos1
how did we all cope b4 pcs was invented confused: :lol2:

We all went round ur house and shagged you NN... well. you did admit to 200+ . hehehe