Chat up lines!!

29 Jul 2007

Just for fun..
What is the best funniest or worst chat up line you have heard or used when on the pull and how many of you fell for them? .....

29 Jul 2007

I like the old 'scuse me, i've lost my phone number can i borrow yours' or 'if I told you you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?' but I don't think it would ever result in pulling!
The best (or worst!) chat up line ever, was whispered in my ear by a massive american basketball player....
'Baby, I'd love to marinade them pussy lips of yours in my mouth'
Marinade?!?!?! I was on the floor pissing myself laughing at that, the first thing it made me do was find my friends and tell them!
And no, he didn't get a shag!
:giggle:
m xx

29 Jul 2007

A cheesy one ....
'So... You're here i'm here, what shall we do next then?'
Nope never worked..!
When younger... and I mean younger, used to say, your mates a bit rough.. but you'd polish nicely! That actually worked... Once!
Mike xx
Bad enough for ya??

29 Jul 2007

Marinade pmsl thats a good one id be laughing to lol

there are some right ones ' heres 20p go call your mum and tell her your not going home tonight' or 'is there a mirror in your pants' 'no why' coz i can see myself in them'
cheeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

29 Jul 2007

My names bond, James Bond?
No unibond, i'm here to fill some cracks.
Never fell for it though but thought it funny at the time.

29 Jul 2007

Once met a nurse in a nightclub who told me..
"I specialise in bed- baths, wanna see why?"
Er yeah, it did work, I'm so cheap... redface

29 Jul 2007

Pmsl keep them coming......
' is your dad a theaf' 'no why?' 'coz he stole the stars from the sky and but them in your eyes'
i was almost sick over him when i heard that one.

29 Jul 2007

I was once asked 'if I buy you half a lager can I shag you?'
It didn't work on me although I did see him at the bar with a girl later so it must have worked with someone!!!