Whats the best and worst chat up line you know?
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Casanova
Can I smell your pussy? - it must be your feet then!
If I said you had a beautiful body would you let me cum all over yer tits?
When you told me to piss off, Was that a no?
Didn't I shag your mother last week?
You don't sweat much for a fat bird!
I was about to have a wank and I needed a name to go with your face.
Hi, I've 'ad a bit to drink and you're begining to look pretty sexy..
If I said you had a beautiful body would you let me cum all over yer tits?
When you told me to piss off, Was that a no?
Didn't I shag your mother last week?
You don't sweat much for a fat bird!
I was about to have a wank and I needed a name to go with your face.
Hi, I've 'ad a bit to drink and you're begining to look pretty sexy..
Sex God
always rely on my friends for some choice words
1. "i can't be arsed to chat you up so do you fancy coming back for a shag?" don't know why he went home alone
friend 2. "bet you a pound i can make your tits move without touching them"
reaches forward & gives their tits a quick jiggle
girl "you said you could do it without touching them"
him "well for a quid i'd give it my best shot"
he has been slapped a few times but has also got lucky 3 times, including his current long term girlfriend
1. "i can't be arsed to chat you up so do you fancy coming back for a shag?" don't know why he went home alone
friend 2. "bet you a pound i can make your tits move without touching them"
reaches forward & gives their tits a quick jiggle
girl "you said you could do it without touching them"
him "well for a quid i'd give it my best shot"
he has been slapped a few times but has also got lucky 3 times, including his current long term girlfriend
Quote by Libra+Love
Not used it yet, and doubt I'll ever dare; but
an adaptation from something I read in the "Relatinships: The last line" thread
"How about we go back to your place and scratch yer thrush"
You scratch my thrush I'll pick your sores.
Eeeeeewwwwwww
Eeeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwww - I knew there was a reason I went off cornflakes
Quote by Libra+Love
Thanks L+L I'm gonna try that one today, do you want to know the result?
Hey, you're talking to the lady of flirt here. Use it, it will work.
I got;
"Only if you're a puppy."
So I said (well typed, by network message) Hang on a minute, I can do the eyes...
I'll keep you posted.
If that doesn't work I could try more more usual
"I haven't slept with you yet"
Honest, there are still people left that I can say that to honestly...
Libra, I haven't slept with you yet.
Sexpert
see this face' its leaving here in two minutes...be on it.
thats a nice dress you have got on....but it will look better on my bedroom floor.
whats this you cook a good breakfast.
i won the lottery last week.....never fails...lol
thats a nice dress you have got on....but it will look better on my bedroom floor.
whats this you cook a good breakfast.
i won the lottery last week.....never fails...lol
Guaranteed to get me a drink everytime when I was younger.
Walk upto a tall man (not difficult when you're my height) and dance very provocatively and say .. "do you know what pole dancing is?" If he says yes then slide your body up and down him, look him in the and say "wanna be my pole?" .. and if he says no ... samea again but instead say ..... want me to teach how to be a pole that I can slide up and down?"
Works like a charm :twisted:
Walk upto a tall man (not difficult when you're my height) and dance very provocatively and say .. "do you know what pole dancing is?" If he says yes then slide your body up and down him, look him in the and say "wanna be my pole?" .. and if he says no ... samea again but instead say ..... want me to teach how to be a pole that I can slide up and down?"
Works like a charm :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
"You look like you need a blow-job"
That one has worked for me several times:lol: :twisted:
Only several?? :shock:
Orgasminator
The "Fuck me..." compliment line is ment to be good ;-)
"Fuck me, you have wonderfull tits..."
"Fuck me, what amazng eyes you have..."
"Fuck me, what a body you have..."
IFuck me, what a beautifull face you have...."
but dont be to honest...
"Fuck me, you're fat..." or
"Fuck me, you're ugly..."
is unlikely to have the same response as the previous sugestions, hehehe!
"Fuck me, you have wonderfull tits..."
"Fuck me, what amazng eyes you have..."
"Fuck me, what a body you have..."
IFuck me, what a beautifull face you have...."
but dont be to honest...
"Fuck me, you're fat..." or
"Fuck me, you're ugly..."
is unlikely to have the same response as the previous sugestions, hehehe!
I'm new in town...could I have directions to your house?
Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?
You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all your mates that you did anyway
Come on...you'll do
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too
You with those curves, and me with no brakes
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
But I always find my "Business Card" works well...
Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?
You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all your mates that you did anyway
Come on...you'll do
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too
You with those curves, and me with no brakes
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
But I always find my "Business Card" works well...
Quote by Business Card
Excuse me, I am the shy silent type.
I was wondering if you'd like to go to bed with me tonight.
If the answer is yes keep this card.
If it is no kindly return it as they are costly to reproduce.
P.S. You don't have to say yes, just smile
