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Quote by Jags
hi everyone i have finally got a new camera and have posted my pic,check me out.
Ever helpful Mod races in to help out!!
:lol: http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/admin-user.php?user_id=257497
360090
:P
... blimey, that's above and beyond the call of duty, Jags!
Seeing as you are being so helpful.... what's the number to my local take-away? I'm a bit peckish and can't be arsed to look in the phone book.... :lol:
Quote by postie
hi everyone i have finally got a new camera and have posted my pic,check me out.
Ever helpful Mod races in to help out!!
:lol: http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/admin-user.php?user_id=257497
360090
:P
... blimey, that's above and beyond the call of duty, Jags!
Seeing as you are being so helpful.... what's the number to my local take-away? I'm a bit peckish and can't be arsed to look in the phone book.... :lol:
Whitehall 1212 - least ways I THINK so!!
:P :P
Quote by postie
hi everyone i have finally got a new camera and have posted my pic,check me out.
Ever helpful Mod races in to help out!!
:lol: http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/admin-user.php?user_id=257497
360090
:P
... blimey, that's above and beyond the call of duty, Jags!
Seeing as you are being so helpful.... what's the number to my local take-away? I'm a bit peckish and can't be arsed to look in the phone book.... :lol:
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Sex God
Eeeeeeeeeek,Jags! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I thought for a minute you'd done an addy for racer and 'cos I was jealous I was going to ask you if you'd do one for me. :lickface:
After viewing the link though I've changed my mind! :grin:
Can I go now?
ops: :oops: :oops:
:whistling: :whistling:
I thought for a minute you'd done an addy for racer and 'cos I was jealous I was going to ask you if you'd do one for me. :lickface:
After viewing the link though I've changed my mind! :grin:
Can I go now?
ops: :oops: :oops: :whistling: :whistling: Quote by postie
Fantastic Jags! The fella on the other end said he'd send a couple of fellas around... i didn't think my order was that big to warrant 2 people to deliver it , but excellent service...
It'll come in a big black Maria too - blokes will be a bit grim but just offer them the money and they'll be OK!!
:roll: 
Sex God
Quote by Jags
It'll come in a big black Maria too
I came in a big black Maria once.
Actually her name was Freda, but she thought Maria sounded more exotic.
Quote by Jags
Fantastic Jags! The fella on the other end said he'd send a couple of fellas around... i didn't think my order was that big to warrant 2 people to deliver it , but excellent service...
It'll come in a big black Maria too - blokes will be a bit grim but just offer them the money and they'll be OK!!
:roll:Two blokes and a black lass called Maria.. ok... the fella on the 1212 number seemed quite chatty... i ordered my Jalfrezi, tarka dal, allo gobi and sag paneer.. and the chap wanted to know if i wanted some " her majesties pleasure"...
Not being greedy, i told him i'd be fit to explode in about half an hour, so no thanks...
... oh, they must be here, i can hear a van pulling up..
Quote by postie
Fantastic Jags! The fella on the other end said he'd send a couple of fellas around... i didn't think my order was that big to warrant 2 people to deliver it , but excellent service...
It'll come in a big black Maria too - blokes will be a bit grim but just offer them the money and they'll be OK!!
:roll:Two blokes and a black lass called Maria.. ok... the fella on the 1212 number seemed quite chatty... i ordered my Jalfrezi, tarka dal, allo gobi and sag paneer.. and the chap wanted to know if i wanted some " her majesties pleasure"...
Not being greedy, i told him i'd be fit to explode in about half an hour, so no thanks...
... oh, they must be here, i can hear a van pulling up..
Like a curry, but otter!
Quote by Jags
thanks for the help (again!!!) lol
It was a pleasure.... though i think almost getting nicked was a bit much......
He didn't mean you - :shock: :shock: and getting nicked was the least you could expect. Did they bring you curry with the handcuffs and strait jacket???
:lol:i didn't think he meant me, which was why i was being sarcastic... (seeing as i did try and point him in the right direction..... Oh well...)
went off the curry...had a bowl of cornflakes instead... and a coffee (because i think i'm going to need it..) and a fag....
Quote by Velvet Lips
Hi !
Just checked out your ad and photo, and I have to say , when did smiling go out of fashion !!!????
So many of the pics on the adverts look like they have been plucked straight off death row!!!!!!
Please smile boys !!!
xxxxx
maybe hes got no teeth .................. :twisted:
Quote by redstilletto
Hi !
Just checked out your ad and photo, and I have to say , when did smiling go out of fashion !!!????
So many of the pics on the adverts look like they have been plucked straight off death row!!!!!!
Please smile boys !!!
xxxxx
maybe hes got no teeth .................. :twisted:
Now how are you going to feel when you find out that he has actually got no teeth?
Stranger things have happened :eeek:
Sex God
Quote by johneboy
Hi !
Just checked out your ad and photo, and I have to say , when did smiling go out of fashion !!!????
So many of the pics on the adverts look like they have been plucked straight off death row!!!!!!
Please smile boys !!!
xxxxx
maybe hes got no teeth .................. :twisted:
Now how are you going to feel when you find out that he has actually got no teeth?
Stranger things have happened :eeek:
wot, like a spring for legs? you do come up with some strange ideas
and you're still a wanker
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hi !
Just checked out your ad and photo, and I have to say , when did smiling go out of fashion !!!????
So many of the pics on the adverts look like they have been plucked straight off death row!!!!!!
Please smile boys !!!
xxxxx
maybe hes got no teeth .................. :twisted:
Now how are you going to feel when you find out that he has actually got no teeth?
Stranger things have happened :eeek:
wot, like a spring for legs? you do come up with some strange ideas
and you're still a wanker
I'll take that as a compliment meaty :thumbup:
a wanker and proud of it
Sex God
Quote by johneboy
Hi !
Just checked out your ad and photo, and I have to say , when did smiling go out of fashion !!!????
So many of the pics on the adverts look like they have been plucked straight off death row!!!!!!
Please smile boys !!!
xxxxx
maybe hes got no teeth .................. :twisted:
Now how are you going to feel when you find out that he has actually got no teeth?
Stranger things have happened :eeek:
wot, like a spring for legs? you do come up with some strange ideas
and you're still a wanker
I'll take that as a compliment meaty :thumbup:
a wanker and proud of it
Right arm like poppeye
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hi !
Just checked out your ad and photo, and I have to say , when did smiling go out of fashion !!!????
So many of the pics on the adverts look like they have been plucked straight off death row!!!!!!
Please smile boys !!!
xxxxx
maybe hes got no teeth .................. :twisted:
Now how are you going to feel when you find out that he has actually got no teeth?
Stranger things have happened :eeek:
wot, like a spring for legs? you do come up with some strange ideas
and you're still a wanker
I'll take that as a compliment meaty :thumbup:
a wanker and proud of it
Right arm like poppeye
He could have genital warts on the end of his dick..... like a permanent 'Tickler'??
