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Bluexxx wrote:
Aren't they super-d-duper.... they will get their rewards in (Swinging) Heaven

Any chance of claiming my reward at The Midlands Munch Bluexxx. Just thought I'd ask.
Harry0
lol :lol: :lol:
OK.
Note to self: Must remember to pack strap on when going to Mids munch
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And you think I'm kidding
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Bluexxx wrote:
Note to self: Must remember to pack strap on when going to Mids munch
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And you think I'm kidding
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You will have no problem finding me Bluexxx, I'll be the guy with his back firmly against the wall all night. rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Harry0
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
COWARD!!!
It's not gonna be waitress service ya know. You're gonna have to move away from the wall to buy that drink you promised me. :twisted:
Steve
steveg_nw wrote:
COWARD!!!
It's not gonna be waitress service ya know. You're gonna have to move away from the wall to buy that drink you promised me. :twisted:

Problem solved steve, wearing my steel armour that night, I doubt if bluexxx will have a tin opener with her. You'll still get your pint, bye the way, I hope you don't dance like your emoticon/avitar of yours.
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Harry0
Hmmmm.......Chain mail underpants with a flap at the front?
Who's in charge of the Swinging Heaven marketing department? We could be onto a winner there.
Steve
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Steve's avatar
I love it!
Dawn :silly:
steveg_nw.... have the promised pint on my behalf, fraid I cannot make Mids munch even though I am coincidentally in mids that weekend, but with a woman that is not mrs Gman... ( mrs Gman would not play anyway) ( business not pleasure....)
So harry allow SteveG a good strong dry cider!!!
make a man of him!!!
Gman
Only just caught this thread as have been quite busy in the evenings this week :twisted: wink 8) :shock: lol
To some extent or another I think we've all found something on this forum to thank Mark, the forum mods and the chatroom mods for - I certainly have, and more than I was expecting too :wink:
I know I've made some great friends and "met" some wonderful people, even in my limited time on here so far.
The main thing that always impresses me is how they manage to be lovely people first and wielders-of-power second. So many other forums, boards and rooms feel very much like the users and the runners - it couldn't be further than the truth on here.
At this point the mods will be expecting a witty dig to end the post - not from me though, this is too meant to ruin the mood !
So, to you all........
CHEERS !!! You know not what you've done !
Carpathian
SNOGS CARPY
Right that's the 3rd Jags Snog of the weekend..... only got 12 more left!!
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SNOGS CARPY
Right that's the 3rd Jags Snog of the weekend..... only got 12 more left!!
lol

Thats a simple real-life lesson to journos reading - see what not being afraid of telling the truth gets you ? Yep, fine reward.
Thanks Jags - even without the snog I'd stand by every word I said.......
Carpathian
well done you guys!!!For someone that was supposed to have brains where did he leave them? He just could not grasp what Jags was saying or anyone else for that matter! We all have bad days.... i had one today :cry: i.... had chocolate cake :happy:
You can see i need to brush up on my formating redface MrFC would of enjoyed tonight alas he's working. But im sure he will be catching up tomorrow biggrin
What would we do without you guys :thrilled: :thrilled:
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You can see i need to brush up on my formating redface MrFC would of enjoyed tonight alas he's working. But im sure he will be catching up tomorrow biggrin
What would we do without you guys :thrilled: :thrilled:

I have put them out of my misery....need a HUGE drink now!
x xx
I think you deserve a huge drink as well your throat must be soooooooooooo dry after all that shouting on deaf ears.
banghead :banghead: xx
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You can see i need to brush up on my formating redface MrFC would of enjoyed tonight alas he's working. But im sure he will be catching up tomorrow biggrin
What would we do without you guys :thrilled: :thrilled:

I have put them out of my misery....need a HUGE drink now!
x xx
Jags,
Stay cool. You've done what you felt you needed to do: end of story.
Now, I think you need relieving of the burden that's weighing you down: I seem to recall a small matter of a dozen, extremely burdensome snogs. Purely, out of the goodness of my old rustic heart,I am prepared to relieve you of a few of those...and I'll fix you a whopper of a drink. wink (and I'll tell you all about the Redpolls, Linnets, Dunnocks and all the other little birds which mean so much to me at this time of year)
A.
A.
What have I missed here...?
I've had such a busy week I've not caught much news - just the major stuff like the bombing in Iraq and the West End murder. Something happened that impacted here?
Cancel that... A few moment's internet searching and I've found the answer to my own question...
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What have I missed here...?
I've had such a busy week I've not caught much news - just the major stuff like the bombing in Iraq and the West End murder. Something happened that impacted here?
What????? you missed the doggin Mr Colleymore.... the mods will never forgive you.... they are all dus a weekend off they are so buggered...is that the correct term?
gman
Arty - you can, of course, have a Jags Snog - (11 left) - you deserve it as much as I do!!
Gives Arty a mega Jags Snog
Birds are good - except for the effing blackbirds which wake me up at m. each morning with their 'chattering'. Mind you in December they were singing madly ALL night - most weird.
We have robins, chaffinchs and other delightful little birds (yellowy breasts?) in my small area of wilderness which shields the street from Newcastle's CME - a delightful oasis in a sea of cars. Hedgehogs too, plenty of rabbits and the shy fox has been known to roam around too.
Now, you see - you have calmed me down somewhat. A good snog is so relaxing!
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Arty - you can, of course, have a Jags Snog - (11 left) - you deserve it as much as I do!!
Gives Arty a mega Jags Snog
Birds are good - except for the effing blackbirds which wake me up at m. each morning with their 'chattering'. Mind you in December they were singing madly ALL night - most weird.
We have robins, chaffinchs and other delightful little birds (yellowy breasts?) in my small area of wilderness which shields the street from Newcastle's CME - a delightful oasis in a sea of cars. Hedgehogs too, plenty of rabbits and the shy fox has been known to roam around too.
Now, you see - you have calmed me down somewhat. A good snog is so relaxing!
x xx

Gadzooks, this Merlot is of exeptional strength tonight : The old Artificer seems to have buckled at the knees. Thank you kind Jags, I shall retire to my straw pallet a happier man.
And don't be too harsh on the Blackbirds: they are constant, joyous and broadcast their 'joi de vivre' without heed to rank, status or creed. If only people were thus?????
A wink
Jags Rejoice... you still have Blackbirds....... I fear that the bstard maggies have scared off the three pair Black bird noto too ln0 lomg ago....
hugs all Gmanxxxx
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Gives Arty a mega Jags Snog
SNOGS CARPY
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Gives Arty a mega Jags Snog
SNOGS CARPY

Now, the old Artificer doesn't scare easily: been there , done it, wrestled it, fought it, gt the scars and the t-shirt.
but
NOW I'M SCARED!! :shock:
eeeeeeeeew what a looonnnng tounge very good for catchin flies biggrin
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Jags Rejoice... you still have Blackbirds....... I fear that the bstard maggies have scared off the three pair Black bird noto too ln0 lomg ago....
hugs all Gmanxxxx

Here comes one of Arti's wildlife spots; please readjust your sets if you couldn't give a toss about our native flora and fauna
Gman,
I spent many years trapping Magpies in 'larsen traps' using a decoy (tame Magpie-they were always called 'Maggie', believe it or not!)). In fact, it was drummed into me from a very young Artificer that Maggies were bad news and were to be killed on sight, which I did for years and years. I dread to think how many I killed. Then, one day, I was just about to dispatch yet another pied beauty to its doom , when it looked me in the eye, or at least that's how it felt.
I let it go.
I scoured the country seeking information on Maggies and EVIDENCE of their effect on other birds. Of course, I've watched them all my life, and seen them 'trawl' a hedgerow, and pull out the eggs and young. I've seen them fly off with a screaming fledgeling in their beak, but, I wasn't sure. I got hold of the latest research (details by PM if anyone is interested), and ,true enough, Maggies slaughter young songbirds. BUT their effect is only a tiny , tiny percentage of that from DOMESTIC AND FERAL CATS. Not only that, they are fascinating , intelligent and highly adapted birds. The tame ones I have kept were as intelligent as a dog. So, from that day on, I've never killed one-and never will. I accept that they cause tremendous damage in game hatcheries, and have some VERY unpleasant habits, which may warrant their control in certain circumstances, but, they are wonderful, intriguing and deeply misunderstood birds.
One for sorrow
Two for joy.....
I was taught they should always be saluted.....
A.
FFS
SNOGS KATE TOO

Only got 10 left now... lol :lol:
Arti
3 for a girl and
4 for a boy...
I love them ..... so much more than Cats.... cats crap in my garden and I do not find that crap till much later..... now that ain't nice
so some cats should be culled..... ducks down low in order to avoid posts....
Gmanxxx..... animat except cat .... lover
Sarge - you too can have a snog - only got 9 left now though for this weekend!!
GIVES SARGE A MEGA JAGS SNOG!
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