Cheers for the Mods?

5 Mar 2004

Jags - Don't you dare, the rest are for me! mad

5 Mar 2004

Too late... redface

What was that song about The Streaker? Sung by someone Stevens? He sang about 'too late'...
See, I'm havering like a madman tonight, it's what a bellyfull of tossers does for a gal.

5 Mar 2004

The tame ones I have kept were as intelligent as a dog.

Cool, will they bring your slippers? wink

5 Mar 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Jags !!!
Gizza snog xxx

bilkoooooooooooooooo
where have you been!!!!
I've been as lonely as a turd on a dinner table. Get yourself outside some beer and get to the GFZ. I'm knackered and going to my pit (to dream of Jags' 'Mega Snog') Keep the place in order for tomorrow: two big rugby games (well, one big game + Scotland's).
OK?
Cheers mucker
Over and out.
A.

5 Mar 2004

Quote by KitKat

The tame ones I have kept were as intelligent as a dog.

Cool, will they bring your slippers? wink

Well, they will, but they bargain hard for a fair price. They've got themselves organised into unions now and are hell bent in bringing down the Government. They're also picky about certain types of slipper. For example, they consider anything with a zip to be beneath their dignity, and they just drop 'flip-flops' down the nearest chimney. They hate anything 'black and white' as they say it is racially offensive to Magpies and have lobbied hard for support from Tony Blair. Apparently, a delegation met Mr Blunkett last week, organised by the Ravens from the Tower of London, and it all ended abruptly when Mr Blunkett's dog made an offensive smell, which led the Magpies to believe that they weren't being taken seriously. So, they stormed out-well, flew actually- and we could well witness a 'summer of discontent', in which they may paint their white parts black and make noises like a crow. They have elected a spokesperson, Mr Jack Daw, (former branch manager of 'Corvids 'R Us'), who has declared that, unless proper recognition is given to the laws governing the retrieval of slippers by Corvids, then all goodwill may be withdrawn and , I quote, 'Two may NO LONGER be for joy'.
Mr Kit, this is obviously a very serious state of affairs, and I thank you for your very relevant question. If it were not for your your comment , then many of the Forum members would not have known about this state of affairs among Pica pica
Yours affectionately
Mr A. R. Tificer

5 Mar 2004

Arti !
Sheer class as ever, dear sir - and, in this instance, educational too
Carpathian

6 Mar 2004

Gmann - I'm distraught :cry:
I have two of the most beautiful cats in the world - even if one did run off with a rabbit skin earlier lol

You know what they say - the best way to keep cats from your garden is to have one yourself. lol

Are you sure?