cheese grater

6 Nov 2004

See a programme at a friends house other day, some geezer got a kick out of rubbing a cheese grater on end of his dick, he was old chap too! do people out there really do this, call me boring but fuck that looks painful, think it was programme about strange fetishes.

6 Nov 2004

Well i guess it removes it all nicely instead of having to peel the cheese off :shock:

6 Nov 2004

I think some people do like things like cheese graters..... not my thing personally but each to their own :shock:

6 Nov 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Well i guess it removes it all nicely instead of having to peel the cheese off :shock:

:eeek: ..yuck!

6 Nov 2004

Jameson
I have found that cheese graters can be a real help in the kitchen !! blink

Very handy for making cheese easy to use in sandwiches and for toppings for baked potatoes etc !! :lickface:
Regards Dan wink

6 Nov 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Well i guess it removes it all nicely instead of having to peel the cheese off :shock:

Aye cheers claire i was just eating my roll and cheese then confused

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
an auld crusty cheesy knob! :shock:

6 Nov 2004

jameson i think the whole cheese grater is surprisingly common! ow!
and then there's the guys who got prosecuted a few years back for assault after consensually nailing eack others dicks to a table! i kid you not! loon

i doubt there's much you could imagine even in your worst nightmares that someone somewhere doesn't get a kick outta! it's a mad mad world! ;)
neil x x x ;)

6 Nov 2004

Ouch! Certainly not my cup of tea. Each to their own though.

6 Nov 2004

cheese graters,nailing privates to tables,sounds a awful bit like my heroes..........................the dirty sanchez boys worship

6 Nov 2004

suppose your right dont matter what you think off no matter how disgusting or painful, someones already done it tried it liked it!!!!!!!!!!
I like the nicer things in life!!! boring ol git , Yeah i know!!!!

6 Nov 2004

......now I know why I don`t like cheese...... :sticky:

6 Nov 2004

Frottage Cheese anyone?

6 Nov 2004

Tom Sharpes novel Ancestral Vices (I think), had a scene in it where someone used a condom filled with oven cleaner..after realising what he'd ease the pain he used a cheese grater.....very odd novel, funny, but odd.

6 Nov 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
and then there's the guys who got prosecuted a few years back for assault after consensually nailing eack others dicks to a table! i kid you not!

And for extreme insanity, I was sent a movie clip of a guy nailing one of his testicles to the tabe. Please note, I do not mean just his scrotum, I mean the nail went through a testicle!!
The guy was shaking with pain, or was it pleasure and can he tell the difference dunno

Surprisingly, there was no blood.

6 Nov 2004

..... hopes and prays that Morbius doesn't read this thread or her way of extracting money from a man with no credit card is completely fecked .........

7 Nov 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
and then there's the guys who got prosecuted a few years back for assault after consensually nailing eack others dicks to a table! i kid you not!

And for extreme insanity, I was sent a movie clip of a guy nailing one of his testicles to the tabe. Please note, I do not mean just his scrotum, I mean the nail went through a testicle!!
The guy was shaking with pain, or was it pleasure and can he tell the difference dunno

Surprisingly, there was no blood.
erm . . . . scuse me while i leave the cafe at a rapid rate of knots at the mere thought of nails coming into contact with testicles! :eeek:
night!
n x x x x ;)

7 Nov 2004

oooooo bit extreme
but i guess it depends on the pressure im sure it did nt hurt that much or ya woulda seen plenty of blood ............ouch
sandpapers another one the men like
i think i saw that programme ages ago
all about fetish's

7 Nov 2004

Quote by redstilletto
oooooo bit extreme
but i guess it depends on the pressure im sure it did nt hurt that much or ya woulda seen plenty of blood ............ouch
sandpapers another one the men like
i think i saw that programme ages ago
all about fetish's

Starting to change my mind now redface

7 Nov 2004

Starting to change my mind now redface

im just stateing a fact if she'd rubbed it hard he woulda bleed like a pig
and been carted off to the local er
so she probally did it gentley
it ok red only uses her cheese grater for carrots n cheese
:twisted:

7 Nov 2004

All I can picture is that I would have an irresistable urge to chase the man, to tickle him, make him try and run away, dragging the table round the room with him :lol2:

7 Nov 2004

Quote by redstilletto
Starting to change my mind now

im just stateing a fact if she'd rubbed it hard he woulda bleed like a pig
and been carted off to the local er
so she probally did it gentley
it ok red only uses her cheese grater for carrots n cheese
:twisted:
No, No, Mistress. Fact are fine, I'm just keeping my carrot away from your grater surprised

uch:

7 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
All I can picture is that I would have an irresistable urge to chase the man, to tickle him, make him try and run away, dragging the table round the room with him :lol2:

I would like to qualify in advance any future invitiations to my house that I may extend to you as follows:
Come unarmed!! :shock:
:lol2: :lol2:

7 Nov 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Come unarmed!! :shock:
:lol2: :lol2:

Just don't go near your table Ice :twisted: rotflmao

7 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Come unarmed!! :shock:
:lol2: :lol2:

Just don't go near your table Ice :twisted: rotflmao

You mean the glass one? ;)
Doesn't bear thinking about confused