Cheesy Chat up lines
Do they work?
If so what is the best and worst chat up line you have heard
Here are a couple to start you off,,,
If being sexy was a crime, you would be guilty as charged!
My friends bet me I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. So how about we go buy some drinks with their money?
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you see a woman across the room and you beckon her with your forefinger most of the time it does work, and when she gets to you , you say " see i knew you'd come if i fingered you long enough"
My chat up line is on my signature ..... only ever used it once, 16 years ago and he still does!!
I've said to a girl "I'm writin' a novel based on my life story, do you want to be in it?"
Think I've used so many, often said to an extremely beautiful woman "if you play your cards right you might get to take me out sometime"
one that worked a treat was while approaching a bar I saw a girl about to go in and stopped her..I said "let's not go in there and have the same old same old weekend, come with me, let's go to Paris."
These two I have used quite recently and had we all had a good laugh
Are you an undertaker? Because I have a stiff that needs dealing with urgently.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
Take your teeth out; you're pulled.
i still have the hand marks on my face with this one.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!:thumbup:
