Sex God
Does anyone else agree that chicken has no godly right to be on a pizza?
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Chicken on pizza isnt right
You damn fool man get over this obsession!!!!!!!! 
Steve
Steve
I agree, chicken on pizza is a no no. I love chicken and I love pizza but never the twain shall meet!!! 
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Another pizza no no for me is, surprise, surprise, - Mushrooms!!! If god had intended us to eat pizza with mushrooms we would be born with a pizza in one hand and a mushroom in the other!!! :shock: :shock:
I also don't like mushrooms in pies (that's scary because they are hidden and you can't see what they are getting up to!!), in English breakfasts, on toast, in soup or on bread.
In fact, have I mentioned that I really don't like mushrooms????
:x :x :x
:? Another pizza no no for me is, surprise, surprise, - Mushrooms!!! If god had intended us to eat pizza with mushrooms we would be born with a pizza in one hand and a mushroom in the other!!! :shock: :shock:
I also don't like mushrooms in pies (that's scary because they are hidden and you can't see what they are getting up to!!), in English breakfasts, on toast, in soup or on bread.
In fact, have I mentioned that I really don't like mushrooms????
:x :x :x 
Sex God
I haven't met a pizza topping I didn't like. Chicken is fine. Mushrooms are almost compulsory. Grapes are surprisingly nice. Be adventurous with your pizza!
I'm tempted to make a banana and chilli pizza now, just to see what it's like.
I'm tempted to make a banana and chilli pizza now, just to see what it's like.
Sex God
Grapes who said grapes are they mad, they even less right to be on a pizza than chicken and thats saying something!
I thinking of starting my own political party whose sole purpose is to stop people putting things on pizzas that shouldnt be there....a mandatory 3 month jail term should suffice for anyone caught eating a pizza with chicken on it.
I thinking of starting my own political party whose sole purpose is to stop people putting things on pizzas that shouldnt be there....a mandatory 3 month jail term should suffice for anyone caught eating a pizza with chicken on it.
Scenario in my local pizza shop:
Me: Hiya, can I have...
Them: 9" chicken, sweetcorn, mushroom and ham?
Me: Erm, yeah. Thanks
Me: Hiya, can I have...
Them: 9" chicken, sweetcorn, mushroom and ham?
Me: Erm, yeah. Thanks
Sex God
Them: Im sorry sir I will no have to phone the local constabulary and have you arrested under section 67 of the new chicken on pizza by-law (Your nicked)
Mr Writer
Whatever you do at the NW munch don't look at Mr Writer directly in the eyes....he's got strange powers. He is Preston's answer to David Blaine...
Kinky 'i must obey' lizard
Scenario in my local pizza shop:
Me: Hiya, can I have...
Them: 9" chicken, sweetcorn, mushroom and ham?
Me: Erm, yeah. Thanks
Whatever you do at the NW munch don't look at Mr Writer directly in the eyes....he's got strange powers. He is Preston's answer to David Blaine...
Kinky 'i must obey' lizard
Quote by Kinky Lizard
Whatever you do at the NW munch don't look at Mr Writer directly in the eyes....he's got strange powers. He is Preston's answer to David Blaine...
Kinky 'i must obey' lizard
"Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes. You're under!"
Sex God
Quote by JudyTV
Chicken does taste a little like rabbit (Bunny)
I can't say for sure, as I have never tasted myself. But I'm having trouble believing that I taste like chicken.
Any volunteers for a taste test? Would you want me on a pizza?
Sex God
If you had chicken on your pizza which would you prefer, because i would rather have hen on mine anyday than cock!
i think that technically constitutes a hijack!
and mollyandchris! in the interests of scientific research i had a chicken/pineapple pizza last night!
it was UTTERLY abhorrent!
nuff said!
neil x x x x
Sex God
9" chicken
oh and stop bragging! you'll be putting COCK shots on your ad next ffs!
D'ya get it? Cock? Chicken?.....oh ffs...i give up! 
neil x x x
evil :evil: pizza topping is of course... anchovies.
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
9" chicken
oh and stop bragging! you'll be putting COCK shots on your ad next ffs!
D'ya get it? Cock? Chicken?.....oh ffs...i give up! neil x x x
Neil, next you'll be saying his 9'' tastes foul. Gettit? Foul, chicken. Damn.
Chicken is lovely on pizza. I really like chcken and tuna pizzas. I'm not keen on them processed cubes of chicken though. They are just wrong.
The best ever pizza, EVER, has to be a simple: Magarita and Donna Meat. Mmmmm. You just can't beat it.
MMMMMMM!!! Tuna and Prawn Pizza 
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
MMMMMMM!!! Tuna and Prawn Pizza
Thats just sick
I hate fishy foods and they shouldnt be on pizza
hmmmm....
I dont mind chicken on pizza - has to be spicy though.
My favourite however has to be pepperonni.
My flatmate doesnt like Chicken on Pizza anymore - she did the 'Eat last nights Pizza on a hangover' thing and food poisoned herself.
Which was quite lucky really as being in a similar state of overhang I was eyeing up the last piece. :shock:
Dx
I dont mind chicken on pizza - has to be spicy though.
My favourite however has to be pepperonni.
My flatmate doesnt like Chicken on Pizza anymore - she did the 'Eat last nights Pizza on a hangover' thing and food poisoned herself.
Which was quite lucky really as being in a similar state of overhang I was eyeing up the last piece. :shock:
Dx
Sex God
lol you guys crack me up! Ive just ordered a Chicken Supreme medium pizza from the Pizza Hut, yum!!
Sex God
So many food issues !! Chicken on pizza is as wrong wrong wrong as baked beans with gravy - there is also some kind of weird circle of life contradiction with chicken and eggs on the same plate.
As for grapes , well I have insisted for years that fruit is dessert and should not be served with the real food ! This is made worse by Silkys liking for " Hawaiian" pizza - do the feckin Hawaiians eat anything without bloody pineapple on it !!??
Lastly id have to say to Sarge that of course if you take chicken , and pizza's and leave them under the bed for long enough .you get mushrooms any , and mushrooms are great on a round thin crust unleavened base with spiced tomato and herb sauce and mozzarella but not on pizza.
As for grapes , well I have insisted for years that fruit is dessert and should not be served with the real food ! This is made worse by Silkys liking for " Hawaiian" pizza - do the feckin Hawaiians eat anything without bloody pineapple on it !!??
Lastly id have to say to Sarge that of course if you take chicken , and pizza's and leave them under the bed for long enough .you get mushrooms any , and mushrooms are great on a round thin crust unleavened base with spiced tomato and herb sauce and mozzarella but not on pizza.
Sex God
Very interesting to see a thread from the dim and distant past - whatever happened to Flapjackboy? And doesn't Castor talk a load of pollux
Mike.
Mike.
