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tattyxpx
Orgasminator
Quote by marmalaid
Think ideas safer out here at moment marms ;)

Bit of a pattern interupt maybe? Anyway, there's something I want to get off my chest, can I do that here?
Not sure where this anvil came from, but it could do with getting off my chest.
If you can't do it here..... then try here Marms... http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=20783
Click on the PM button and at least you'll have got it off yer chest wink
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by tattyxpx
Think ideas safer out here at moment marms ;)

Bit of a pattern interupt maybe? Anyway, there's something I want to get off my chest, can I do that here?
Not sure where this anvil came from, but it could do with getting off my chest.
If you can't do it here..... then try here Marms... http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=20783
Click on the PM button and at least you'll have got it off yer chest wink
Thank you darling, I'm coming down with man flue, so my chest is feelin a little tight, that's all, not so sure a pm would help that directly, but in any event "You have a PM :wink: "
biggrin
lancyuk
Orgasminator
how about....
'in the jacuzzi'
;)
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
The Sergeants Mess

No we don't!!!! mad :x :x :x wink
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
The Sergeants Mess

No we don't!!!! mad :x :x :x wink
Sniff Sniff..................
..................ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I think you do...............you need to clean this place Sarge............it's a mess bolt
Dave_Notts
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
The Sergeants Mess

No we don't!!!! mad :x :x :x wink
Oh go on...................... Anyone wanna put it to the vote? rotflmao :rotflmao:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by lancyuk
how about....
'in the jacuzzi'
;)

I like that..................... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
Was sitting here thinking, being a bit of an insomniac, what this place needs is a “chill out zone”,
Somewhere where we can chew the fat about anything that takes our fancy, a bit like the GFZ only open 24/7.
We could do the place up, get some sofas, easy chairs, put in a bar, an open log fire and some fury rugs, sort of log cabin effect. …………… whatdaya think peeps? Maybe somewhere we could fit in a massage area, Jacuzzi / hot tub ……… question is, what to call it, had a few ideas:
The Chill Out Zone
The Lounge Bar
The Sergeants Mess
The Cool Pool………….
Come on peeps, …….. Thinking caps on

Don't ideas go in the steam room?
:scared: :scared:
Marms ........... smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
You'll frighten the horses rotflmao :rotflmao:
Pete_sw
Sex God
So shall we call it " The Chill Out Zone " then? :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Pete_sw
So shall we call it " The Chill Out Zone " then? :shock:

Can we then send all the overheated people from the Steam Room in there then?
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
So shall we call it " The Chill Out Zone " then? :shock:

Can we then send all the overheated people from the Steam Room in there then?
Great! The GFZ has a jacuzzi, the COZ (hey, will that do for a name... the cozy? lol ) could have a plunge pool for cooling off. biggrin
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Great! The GFZ has a jacuzzi, the COZ (hey, will that do for a name... the cozy? lol ) could have a plunge pool for cooling off. biggrin

The Cozy ................. erm, OK why not works for me :D
Quote by Alexandra
So shall we call it " The Chill Out Zone " then? :shock:

Can we then send all the overheated people from the Steam Room in there then?
Well where do you think I got the idea rolleyes
But Chill having to be the operative word. this would be a place to lick your wounds, chill out, talk about nonsense, and relax, who knows, someone might even want to talk about SEX :scared:
Alex, my god woman have you any idea what that avatar is doing to the red blooded males ( and females )on this site? you are a minx :twisted: hump
Anyway, cheers everyone drinkies :cheers: :karaoke: :beer: :inlove:
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
Alex, my god woman have you any idea what that avatar is doing to the red blooded males ( and females )on this site? you are a minx :twisted: hump

She's got lovely breast too, or did I mention that already?
Sxboy
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
Alex, my god woman have you any idea what that avatar is doing to the red blooded males ( and females )on this site? you are a minx :twisted: hump

She's got lovely breast too, or did I mention that already?
drool drool drool
Pete_sw
Sex God
Can anyone tell me the name of the character played by Warren Mitchel back in the 70's?
We have both been wracking our shared braincell here, but we just can't think of it banghead
someone pour us a pint lol
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by postie
Alf garnett???

Thanks Paul, biggrin I just knew you would know the answer, right 7 accross lol
tattyxpx
Orgasminator
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
:giggle:
postie
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
Alf garnett???

Thanks Paul, biggrin I just knew you would know the answer, right 7 accross lol
7 across is Lassie.... but you may want to change 4 down.... it certainly isn't Mugabe. :D
Sarah
Sex God
Looks round the door, good no one locked up………… :shock:
Makes for the Jacuzzi, all warm and full of lovely bubbles…
Got my cold glass of white wine, melon and strawberries……….after the day I have had I need them…..
Now all I need is a nice massage and a nice kind person to do it………….
:twisted: the massage that is
postie
Sex God
Quote by tattyxpx
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
:giggle:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :kick:
Unknown User
Bl**dy Hell!!
What on earth is this?
It's Thursday!
The GFZ is still open?
And since July too?
What on earth is this place coming to?
Eager - seeing as you are here - can you get me a glass of bubbly please.
oo and a few of those strawberries would not go amiss!
hmmmmm Strawberries and Champagne (reminds me of a much missed couple from here). I wonder how they and the twins are doing?
tattyxpx
Orgasminator
Quote by postie
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
:giggle:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :kick:
That is even funnier.... :rude: :thrilled:
Sarah
Sex God
Hello Alexandra
How are you, getting in the jacuzzi
Quick before someone arrives with the keys to lock up
more wine
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
Hello Alexandra
How are you, getting in the jacuzzi
Quick before someone arrives with the keys to lock up
more wine

ooooo Sarah - a spell in the jacuzzi sounds devine!
Oh tes a top up would be lovely - thank you.
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by tattyxpx
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
:giggle:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :kick:
That is even funnier.... :rude: :thrilled:
Right you two :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :small-print:
:jagsatwork:
Get your clothes of and into that cold shower this instant till you cool off. :twisted:
(sets timer)
Meantime I'll get the steak n chips on. Gravy anyone innocent
Sarah
Sex God
come everyone else where are you a Thrusday GFZ
and we are out to get drunk , so we need a wine waiter or waitress
lol :beer: :cheers: drinkies :drinkies:
tallnhairy
Sex God
May I suggest the inclusion of a small discreet drain, so as our wonderful SH ladies are passing any excess drool may be subtly collected ;)
Unknown User
after Sgt Bilko put the chocks on the Sergeants Mess how about the MINIONS CLUB. You can not get any lower. !!!
Fred
Unknown User
Quote by tallnhairy
May I suggest the inclusion of a small discreet drain, so as our wonderful SH ladies are passing any excess drool may be subtly collected ;)

and bottled up, and put to good use.........any ideas?