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willxx69
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Ahem Mr Will I've noticed that alcohol has a habit of 'evapourating' fast in your presence. Is this a phenomenon that is worthy of extensive research? I think so! Open another bottle - Grenache Shiraz this methinks - potentially volatile in my house!!
You know, I have noticed that alcohol evaporates a lot in my presence. Could it be my 'aura' do you think? I think further research is required!! :twisted:
Will
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Hmm, Hmmm!!!!!
WTF is going on in here????? :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Unknown User
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Hmm, Hmmm!!!!!
WTF is going on in here????? :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:

Calm down Sarge..........fancy a tipple lol
postie
Sex God
/me crawls in to hide........... drags himself into the big leather armchair, situated in the corner under the No Smoking sign, sparks up a fag, cracks open a Stella... and looks about... kicks off his boots and says :
Fuuuuuuuuuck itttttttttttt
so you lot.... where is the host of this Cozy room.... ??? Bloody absent landlords...just when you need a laugh he buggers off.... is he phoning the crossword answers line... ???
bloody cheat... i told him 4 down was wrong..... Mugabe! FFS !
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Hmm, Hmmm!!!!!
WTF is going on in here????? :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:

Hellooooooo Sgt
Come and sit between Sexysteph and me............. now what can we do for you :P
I've drunk the first bottle of white wine, do want t6 6-en 0e the 2nd?
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Sexysteph
Blues suprise Birthday Party Sarg and we have a few Tinnies for yours too but you never showed up
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: so we started without yer :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Ohhhhhh by the way Happy Belated Birthday hun

Oh well thought of Steph :lol2:
Sarge who had the keys last weekend dunno
EagerSlut
Sex God
Oooooooooooooh! I found the door unlocked. :bounce: :bounce:
Trust you lot to be lurking in here :P
Anyone mind if I get my kit off and get comfortable? redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
drinkies
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sarge who had the keys last weekend dunno

Not last week - this was started in July!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :? wink
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge who had the keys last weekend dunno

Not last week - this was started in July!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :? wink
and we have been here ever since lol
Kit
Sex God
Quote by EagerSlut

Anyone mind if I get my kit off

Your wish is my command ES wink :twisted: lol
eeeuw, a red thong - how utterly disgraceful redface
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by teppic
Now your talking .............. none of your nambi pamby Absolute (sp) or tripple distilled Potien in here ................. straight into the PGGB's eh? ....................... nice one :thumbup: drinkies
ere, ang on a minit ............... are you being nice, or are you just trying to get into me LongJohns :shock: :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
passionkiss

<<knocks back his PGGB ...sways a little, passes out in a coma in the corner, :silly:
This sounds like a job for Triple Breasted Whore of Eroticon 6 .......... now wheres one of them when you need one??? :twisted:
just grab your towel, and stick out your thumb...and hope for a heart of gold.....I.I.D..here we come.......ooops
:thumbup: wot, like this???
Unknown User
I think the Mods should check to see who was on duty that week in July and give them a thorough smackbottom :smackbottom:
Unknown User
Definately Kit! wink
lhk
Kit
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
Definately Kit! wink
lhk

Now if I was to be all prim and holier than thou - I might mention that I did notice that the GFZ was still open but decided that it was none of my business in July rolleyes
But as I am not - I absolutely refuse to take responsibility for it (or anything ever) so, I reckon it was Sarge :twisted:
Damned military men - never there when you need them most lol :lol:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
Definately Kit! wink
lhk

Twas!!!!
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Unknown User
OK, I now have her bent over the dining room table, who is going to be man/woman enough to administer the punishment?
lhk
Kat
(and before you ask - no fucking way am I doing it - I have to live with the woman :uhohsmile
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
OK, I now have her bent over the dining room table, who is going to be man/woman enough to administer the punishment?

bolt
Pete_sw
Sex God
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think the whole thing needs to renamed "The Twilight Zone" ........... dudududu ...
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
dont know who's doing this, but ........................ :thumbup: drinkies :drinkies: :welcome: :smitten: passionkiss :cheers: coffee :lol2: :wave2: :thrilled: :smoke: :rose: :beer: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :karaoke: :love:
Thanks
Vicky_uk
Sex God
Quote by Kit

Anyone mind if I get my kit off

Your wish is my command ES wink :twisted: lol
eeeuw, a red thong - how utterly disgraceful redface
It matches his cheeks though hun :shock:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
OK, I now have her bent over the dining room table, who is going to be man/woman enough to administer the punishment?
lhk
Kat
(and before you ask - no fucking way am I doing it - I have to live with the woman :uhohsmile

Now where's my Mars oil :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I just know I'm going to regrett this in the morning :scared: