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Sex God
Surely it's just got to be salt & vinegar? :lickface:
Orgasminator
Quote by Cubes
Fried egg is nice with chip butties.... either in it or for dipping.
^^^ this :lickface:
chopped pickled onions or melted grated cheese with worcestershire sauce.
I'm with it on the real butter.... nothing else cuts the mustard! You know you have got it right when the butter melts and dribbles down your chin (or in my case, inside the beard) and the white of the fried egg you put in the buttie is all crispy but the yoke still runny.
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Sex God
Hot, fresh chips (crispy at the edges if at all poss). Two thick slices of bread. One side of one of them dropped into sizzling hot bacon fat prior to stacking up the sarnie. Good quality tom sauce - not too much - on the other slice of bread. Once built, the sarnie needs a brief squish to keep it all together. Served with a large, steaming hot mug of tea.
I need to go now (where did I put that frying pan?)
I need to go now (where did I put that frying pan?)
Master of Sex
Chip Butty
Well it has to be either red sauce or mayo on two nice thick slices of bread..
Well it has to be either red sauce or mayo on two nice thick slices of bread..
Sex God
Am not all that keen on chips. But the occasional chip on a fried egg butty can be a rare and unexpectedly nice change from Crusha.
Sex God
oooOOoooh you gotta love a chip butty!
White thick bread with real butter, stacked with proper chunky home made chips (oven chips just don't have the same effect). Loads of salt and vinegar on the chips before stacking!!
Yummy scrummy in my tummy!!
White thick bread with real butter, stacked with proper chunky home made chips (oven chips just don't have the same effect). Loads of salt and vinegar on the chips before stacking!!
Yummy scrummy in my tummy!!
Sex God
Must be more of a Nothern thing? Know what a chip butty is but I dont recall having seen anyone eat one since I was about 9 (now 36).
Sex God
Quote by flower411
Must be more of a Nothern thing? Know what a chip butty is but I dont recall having seen anyone eat one since I was about 9 (now 36).
Must be a Northern thing ....You put cheese and pickle in a sandwich ...not chips .. ya daft Notherners !!
Cheese AND pickle? Luxury!! I can't remember the last time I saw cheese AND pickle in a sandwich. I bet you big money southerners put butter on your bread too!!!!
Sex God
Quote by flower411
Must be a Northern thing ....You put cheese and pickle in a sandwich ...not chips .. ya daft Notherners !!
i thought you wore yours on your shoulder
Sex God
Proper chips done in beef dripping
Proper bread, preferrably a large Barm/Bap
Proper traditional butter
and a traditional pickled egg & salt on the side
bliss
Proper bread, preferrably a large Barm/Bap
Proper traditional butter
and a traditional pickled egg & salt on the side
bliss
Orgasminator
Quote by HnS
Proper chips done in beef dripping
Proper bread, preferrably a large Barm/Bap
Proper traditional butter
and a traditional pickled egg & salt on the side
bliss
Followed by a nice big heart attack
*Her*
Sex God
Quote by couplefunuk
Proper chips done in beef dripping
Proper bread, preferrably a large Barm/Bap
Proper traditional butter
and a traditional pickled egg & salt on the side
bliss
Followed by a nice big heart attack
*Her*
Nah, Dyna-rod for the arteries :lol:
Like all 'diets', have as an occasional treat.
Orgasminator
Salad cream...has got to be a pinch of salt and lashings of salad cream :eeek:
Casanova
No one has said this....... I thought this was a common chip shop must have, chips with salt and vinegar with mushy peas on your sarnie nom nom nom or is this just a black country thing but it is yummy x x x
Casanova
Quote by Ben_Minx
Is it possible for an ocker bonker to eat anything without smothering it in boiled up dessicated peas?
a what
:dunno::confused2: Forgive my ancient Brummmy slang. My father who was wont to use the phrase told me it came from the use of the term Ocker bonk (bank) to describe the area of Ocker Hill in the black country, by local residents. It was once in wide spread use as a generic term for black country wallers.
That said my father also told me in the 1990's that he had retrieved a piece of headlamp glass from a scar in his knee,an injury sustained in 1929 when he was struck by a Bugatti driven by the then Marquess of Darrington. It was the compensation payment from that event that enabled him to fund a successful expedition to the Congo to secure coffee plant specimens that significantly reduced the cost of production of instant coffee, the rights to which he sold to Nestle. Sadly the fortune so amassed was mostly spent on wine women and song and the rest was wasted.
I leave you to make your own mind up.
That said my father also told me in the 1990's that he had retrieved a piece of headlamp glass from a scar in his knee,an injury sustained in 1929 when he was struck by a Bugatti driven by the then Marquess of Darrington. It was the compensation payment from that event that enabled him to fund a successful expedition to the Congo to secure coffee plant specimens that significantly reduced the cost of production of instant coffee, the rights to which he sold to Nestle. Sadly the fortune so amassed was mostly spent on wine women and song and the rest was wasted.
I leave you to make your own mind up.
Sex God
Quote by Ben_Minx
Forgive my ancient Brummmy slang. My father who was wont to use the phrase told me it came from the use of the term Ocker bonk (bank) to describe the area of Ocker Hill in the black country, by local residents. It was once in wide spread use as a generic term for black country wallers.
That said my father also told me in the 1990's that he had retrieved a piece of headlamp glass from a scar in his knee,an injury sustained in 1929 when he was struck by a Bugatti driven by the then Marquess of Darrington. It was the compensation payment from that event that enabled him to fund a successful expedition to the Congo to secure coffee plant specimens that significantly reduced the cost of production of instant coffee, the rights to which he sold to Nestle. Sadly the fortune so amassed was mostly spent on wine women and song and the rest was wasted.
I leave you to make your own mind up.
funny as you wrote this some time back
Quote by Ben_WelshMinx
Daddy was a stock broker. Nar he wasn't really he was first trained as a lock smith the went away to war where he was trained as a diesel fitter and upon return to the uk was employed as a factory worker and spent most of his days in metrication and quality assurance. He did a night school course and became a watch repairer in the evenings and did painting and decorating at weekends whilst holding down this pitifully paid full time job. At the age of 61 he was made redundant with minimum redundancy settlement and no pension. He found work repairing measuring instruments and enjoyed it very much as he felt he was passing on skills. He finally retired at 82 and died a year later leaving an estate valued at £5000. he raised 6 kids and could never afford to run a car or take a holiday away.
I mention these facts not to establish my working class credentials but simply because I don't think my dad got a fair reward for his labour. That's why when clause 4 went it broke my heart.
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Yeah you got me bang to rights. The posts were a cynical attempt to court popularity.
The truth is:
I was raised by wolves in a cave and discovered by Richard Branson on one of his balloon jaunts, running wild. All of my background was made up by the team of psychologists who facilitated my return to society. I still cope quite well with civilised life as long as the minx only ever puts my food in the right bowl, takes me out for regular walkies and lets me watch the Dog Whisperer. I can only achieve orgasm through stroking behind my ears and have a very wet nose. On the upside I can lick my own balls and they don't taste too bad as long as I haven't been rooting in the cat litter tray recently.
The truth is:
I was raised by wolves in a cave and discovered by Richard Branson on one of his balloon jaunts, running wild. All of my background was made up by the team of psychologists who facilitated my return to society. I still cope quite well with civilised life as long as the minx only ever puts my food in the right bowl, takes me out for regular walkies and lets me watch the Dog Whisperer. I can only achieve orgasm through stroking behind my ears and have a very wet nose. On the upside I can lick my own balls and they don't taste too bad as long as I haven't been rooting in the cat litter tray recently.
Quote by Ben_Minx
Yeah you got me bang to rights. The posts were a cynical attempt to court popularity.
The truth is:
I was raised by wolves in a cave and discovered by Richard Branson on one of his balloon jaunts, running wild. All of my background was made up by the team of psychologists who facilitated my return to society. I still cope quite well with civilised life as long as the minx only ever puts my food in the right bowl, takes me out for regular walkies and lets me watch the Dog Whisperer. I can only achieve orgasm through stroking behind my ears and have a very wet nose. On the upside I can lick my own balls and they don't taste too bad as long as I haven't been rooting in the cat litter tray recently.
it failed then? :grin::grin:
