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Okay...so I see all the guys sitting around the boardroom table thinking hmmmm what aroma do women love
Some bright spark comes up with chocolate...of course..lets make a chocolate smelling body spray (no naming to promote the particular brand here)
Brilliant they all think...what woman can resist that... a show of hands... thousands spent on a tv advert.. I can picture loads of men rushing out to buy this until..................
THE SUMMER
It isn't gonna be women chasing the poor guy... it's gonna be a trail of wasps
Oh and don't sit on the grass at the park either... the ant's will also be attracted!
:giggle:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I can see it now, some poor guy trying to woo the women, his best clothes, t-shirt tucked in his belt loops :hunk: .................... flapping his arms about while a gang of wasps surround him, threatening, come on (zap), come on (ding), where is it (dingzapdingzapzap), I know the chocs there somewhere, hand it over poke
Instead of being able to stand and flex his muscles and grin at object of desire :hunk: he'll be running up the road screaming like a girly, covered in red blotchy stings.
Object of desire will just be left there wetting herself laffin :lol2:
Even waspless, I'm not sure the chocolate spray would work for me confused
Gimme Eau de BaconSarnie any day :inlove:
Whilst the advert made me giggle
(you know the one..women swooning when the chocolate guy walks past and they get a whiff of him then they keep taking a bite of the guy)
I sure as hell am gonna laugh louder when I see guys running up the road, arm's swatting around their head, unknowingly whafting more chocolate scent around, screaming like a wussy :evil2:
Great gift to give to someone you hate tho :twisted:
That ad freaks me out anyway - it's a man made of chocolate walking around ffs and that demonic grin.....
Bux you make me laugh :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by Tiger_lily
That ad freaks me out anyway - it's a man made of chocolate walking around ffs and that demonic grin.....

I'm with you Tiger, I don't like the chocolate man at all loon
in my W!lk!n$ons store, they have a wee squeezy thingymajig near this new spray that you sort of squeeze and it puffs a little smell of the fragrance up your hooter....it doent really smell that much of chocolate, and is quite nice.
BUT.....doesnt said chocolate guy rip of his NOSE and sprinkle it over the girls cornets??.....erm HELLO....his nose....complete with choco bogies and cadburys snot!!!!
I'd be after him for the price of 2 new 99'ers
I might have a very sweet tooth but I hate the smell of chocolate confused
Why don't they bottle the scent of leather?....that'd work for me :twisted:
i got two cans anyway.....well it was bogoff deal in tesco..lol
So shall I bite yer bum deany
or rip yer arm off
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I might have a very sweet tooth but I hate the smell of chocolate confused
Why don't they bottle the scent of leather?....that'd work for me :twisted:

MMMmmmmmmmmmm yessssssssss :twisted:
I think the advert is weird! :shock:
He rips his nose off and sprinkles it over the girls ice-creams ........ SNOT & all! :scared:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
What :shock:
The deodorant actually smells of chocolate?
oh no... not for me.
I've found a retro confectionary does the trick.
coconut mushrooms, slowly warming in the underpants.
nice
lp
Quote by LondonPlaything
What :shock:
The deodorant actually smells of chocolate?
oh no... not for me.
I've found a retro confectionary does the trick.
coconut mushrooms, slowly warming in the underpants.
nice
lp
a little messy, but oh so lickable innocent :lickface:
Quote by Warmer
What :shock:
The deodorant actually smells of chocolate?
oh no... not for me.
I've found a retro confectionary does the trick.
coconut mushrooms, slowly warming in the underpants.
nice
lp
a little messy, but oh so lickable innocent :lickface:
and with *bits* too...
so it must be healthy as well!!! Like those fruit juices that are sold *with bits*...
gosh I'm good for you too!
lp
Quote by LondonPlaything
What :shock:
The deodorant actually smells of chocolate?
oh no... not for me.
I've found a retro confectionary does the trick.
coconut mushrooms, slowly warming in the underpants.
nice
lp

You so freak me out at times LP :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
What :shock:
The deodorant actually smells of chocolate?
oh no... not for me.
I've found a retro confectionary does the trick.
coconut mushrooms, slowly warming in the underpants.
nice
lp

You so freak me out at times LP :shock:you just don't get his bits do you? :giggle:
That advert is creepy. But smelling like chocolate doesn't seem do bad - it's just I'd rather smell of chocolate through eating about 10 bars of Galaxy.
Quote by gothicpunk
That advert is creepy. But smelling like chocolate doesn't seem do bad - it's just I'd rather smell of chocolate through eating about 10 bars of Galaxy.
that would make you irrestibubble to quite a large proportion of the female population!
i do like the bit on the bus where the lady bites bit of choccy off his bottomly lol
Quote by Warmer
That advert is creepy. But smelling like chocolate doesn't seem do bad - it's just I'd rather smell of chocolate through eating about 10 bars of Galaxy.
that would make you irrestibubble to quite a large proportion of the female population!
i do like the bit on the bus where the lady bites bit of choccy off his bottomly lol
what's her name? Virginia Plain (70% cocoa solids)
lp
Quote by Sassy-Seren
What :shock:
The deodorant actually smells of chocolate?
oh no... not for me.
I've found a retro confectionary does the trick.
coconut mushrooms, slowly warming in the underpants.
nice
lp

You so freak me out at times LP :shock:
it'snot me you should worry about...it wasn't my idea
lp
Quote by LondonPlaything
That advert is creepy. But smelling like chocolate doesn't seem do bad - it's just I'd rather smell of chocolate through eating about 10 bars of Galaxy.
that would make you irrestibubble to quite a large proportion of the female population!
i do like the bit on the bus where the lady bites bit of choccy off his bottomly lol
what's her name? Virginia Plain (70% cocoa solids)
lpvirgina bottomly :P
Quote by LondonPlaything
What :shock:
The deodorant actually smells of chocolate?
oh no... not for me.
I've found a retro confectionary does the trick.
coconut mushrooms, slowly warming in the underpants.
nice
lp

You so freak me out at times LP :shock:
it'snot me you should worry about...it wasn't my idea
lppassing the buck why dontcha rolleyes
Ive seen this advert only one. So my memory may be faulty but doesnt chocolate guy also wear chocolate clothes ?
Id have to admit though that only seeing it once the image really burnt into my mind though maybe not for all the best reasons.
Also it reminded me of a terrible school yard rhyme
milk,milk,lemonade round the corner chocolates made !
Quote by jivedancer
Also it reminded me of a terrible school yard rhyme
milk,milk,lemonade round the corner chocolates made !

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Blimey that's thrown me back a few years!!! :shock:
It didn't occur to me until you said that!!! That'll be ingrained in my mind now smackbottom
He looks like a freak, i hate the advert, and i don,t much care for chocolate anyway. :silly:
Maybe he's smiling because some girl has already sucked his old boy off rotflmao
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He looks like a freak, i hate the advert, and i don,t much care for chocolate anyway. :silly:

Well hello there stranger!!! Good to see you again kiss
what is it about that grin.
It doesnt look funny, it looks kind of like a thinking monster.
i know the lynx ads have always been different but this one doesnt work for me.
Quote by tyracer
what is it about that grin.
It doesnt look funny, it looks kind of like a thinking monster.
i know the lynx ads have always been different but this one doesnt work for me.

He reminds me of a big, chocolate Chucky. Scary!!!
Quote by Missy
He looks like a freak, i hate the advert, and i don,t much care for chocolate anyway. :silly:

Well hello there stranger!!! Good to see you again kiss
Hello to you too , nice to know we,ve been missed
:kiss: