choose your own death

28 Nov 2006

Quote by sheddy
Seriously I may send you another soon looking for advie on my next thread inspired by this one.......... 101 way sto shoot your self in the nads with a nail gun

Now if you want help with this i can certainly inspire you :lol: :lol: :lol:

28 Nov 2006

Quote by tabbi
:giveup: :giveup: :giveup:
I have an idea. Let's stop with the one-upmanship, agree to disagree and move on.

Yayyy kiss giz a snog :twisted:
Mind you, dunno what it is about root veggies and free CDs but I have to say I'm getting turned on

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Bad girl tabbi that's just rude
:twisted:
Says the str8 tabbi :confused2: hmmmmmmm someone is telling porkies me thinks hehehehehe. innocent

Admit it woman you are just a hetraflexible subbie perv :smackbottom: blast

But back to subject, being the fem i get to stay and have my wicked way with other fems (that are not st8 tabbi pmsl) but Ian would go with a smile on his face and getting a BJ and having a pint (OF VODKA). His choice. I'd like him to go with tears in his eyes after he's been bitten getting a BJ hehehehehe :evil2:

28 Nov 2006

Quote by ian_and_jane
:giveup: :giveup: :giveup:
I have an idea. Let's stop with the one-upmanship, agree to disagree and move on.

Yayyy kiss giz a snog :twisted:
Mind you, dunno what it is about root veggies and free CDs but I have to say I'm getting turned on

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Bad girl tabbi that's just rude
:twisted:
Says the str8 tabbi :confused2: hmmmmmmm someone is telling porkies me thinks hehehehehe. innocent

Admit it woman you are just a hetraflexible subbie perv :smackbottom: blast

But back to subject, being the fem i get to stay and have my wicked way with other fems (that are not st8 tabbi pmsl) but Ian would go with a smile on his face and getting a BJ and having a pint (OF VODKA). His choice. I'd like him to go with tears in his eyes after he's been bitten getting a BJ hehehehehe :evil2:
Oooooooooo you evillllllllll wenchlet :twisted: and I AM STRAIGHT I tell ya :whistling:

28 Nov 2006

i don't nor will i ever think of death, other than to say i hope i die with a smile on my face for a life of fulfilment!
hopefully i'l die in the arms of the man in my life ...if i have no man in my life then let them bring the begger off the street as they used to for weddings if no best man! confused

i hope it comes quickly in old age giving me plenty of time for all the things i wish to do in life, all pleasurable ... some naughty and some not so naughty smackbottom

28 Nov 2006

I would like to be killed (in any way whatsoever, I don't really give a sh*t how) by my teenage lovers jealous ex-boyfriend just before my 97th birthday please.

29 Nov 2006

A lot of people have missed the point on this, as I said,you are to be executed by a woman(ok poetic licence ladies you can reverse the situation)you have no say but you can choose how you wish to die at there hands because the aliens don't want you to live till old age.
Cor blimey,no one listens these days.....tchoh!
And before you ask ....yes I was hoping for wanking fodder..... OK!

29 Nov 2006

there are certainly a few chests i would die happy smothered in on here wink

:twisted:
Earthy xx

29 Nov 2006

Quote by earthchild
there are certainly a few chests i would die happy smothered in on here :twisted:
Earthy xx

me too....
everytime i see that avatar of yours i have a stroke......... :wink:

29 Nov 2006

Quote by DeeCee
there are certainly a few chests i would die happy smothered in on here :twisted:
Earthy xx

me too....
everytime i see that avatar of yours i have a stroke......... :wink:
when i see you, you can stroke in person :twisted:

29 Nov 2006

How do I want to die?
From old age!

29 Nov 2006

Quote by Biguy50
How do I want to die?
From old age!

How can you be executed by old age!,read the question at the top of the post,earthy as and tabbi have got the idea and i'll go for double executioners as it was my post

29 Nov 2006

I want to die like my Grandad did
Silently in my sleep.
not screaming and shouting like his passengers!!!!!!!!!!!
Couldn't resist

29 Nov 2006

Hey bigpaul dont forget us we read it too. :wave2:
Ian chose the way he would like to go but i adapted it to suit the way i'd like him to go hehehehehee :twisted:
ok so i spose it got a bit lost cos i did have a dig at tabbi too but she luvs it when you have a go at her cos she subbie hehehehehe.

:smackbottom:
And i think i would like to go with exhaustion from keeping happy all the frustrated fems with no men to satisfy them any longer, so they have now decided that its best to get it from another woman that not get it at all (sounds a bit like hetraflexible me thinks hehehehe) :angel: ooops forgot to punctuate that so now take a large lungfull of air and remember to breath. kiss

29 Nov 2006

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'm straight I tell ya ............ ermmmmm except that one....or maybe two times......ummmmmmm but we all gotta experiment
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: innocent

29 Nov 2006

i'm not too chuffed with teh title or idea behind this thread, not so much offended as just as having being widowed once i have a slightly biased opinion.
my death?? oh i'd like to be dramatic and say on a bike or something but that would be flippant and this is not a flippant subject.
i don't fear death as such but i do not dwell on it, the thought of leaving my babies behind and not being around them even (hopefully as they wlil be adults themselves when i die) is not one i care to think about.
:cry:

29 Nov 2006

Run over by a dodge command car!.

29 Nov 2006

is anyone reading the first page
its supposed to be choice of execution by a female cos the aliens wont let the male species live
its not meant to be serious

30 Nov 2006

so you werent being serious about me stroking you when we meet????????
feck......
i think thats due to be on Saturday night.......... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

30 Nov 2006

What if..right, what if we were taken over by aliens and they wanted to kill the male population so they could breed with the females,but......right...........but the females had to execute you and you could choose your death, what would it be?

I'm sorry, I lost the plot at the aliens bit lol

and you lot thinkI'm a frootloop :shock:
loon

30 Nov 2006

I would die killing aliens.

30 Nov 2006

Quote by DeeCee
so you werent being serious about me stroking you when we meet????????
feck......
i think thats due to be on Saturday night.......... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

who said i wasnt being serious wink

30 Nov 2006

The linking of sex and death is still one of the subjects as far a film censors are concerned. In the film Apocolypse Now, a film that included a oxen being killed, the phrase "I want to fuck you to death" has been censored out. So perhaps it's not surprising that people have taken offence at this thread.

30 Nov 2006

:doh:

:doh: :banghead: :doh: :banghead: :doh: :banghead: :doh:

30 Nov 2006

Quote by tabbi
:doh: :doh: :banghead: :doh: :banghead: :doh: :banghead: :doh:

I know I know

30 Nov 2006

Quote by kbuk
I want to die like my Grandad did
Silently in my sleep.
not screaming and shouting like his passengers!!!!!!!!!!!
Couldn't resist

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :twisted:
Oh I do love your sense of humour :kick: kiss

30 Nov 2006

Quote by earthchild
so you werent being serious about me stroking you when we meet????????
feck......
i think thats due to be on Saturday night.......... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

who said i wasnt being serious wink

:eeek:
waheeeeeeeeey
one more sleep
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

30 Nov 2006

Quote by DeeCee
so you werent being serious about me stroking you when we meet????????
feck......
i think thats due to be on Saturday night.......... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

who said i wasnt being serious wink

:eeek:
waheeeeeeeeey
one more sleep
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
lol would that not be 2 more sleeps then lol