Warming the Bed
Well love lothe it or simply denile, its not going to not arrive!! For me its the next holiday to look forward to, especially being with the children! x
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Warming the Bed
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
already know that im working 8-8 all over christmas
so no booze for me or even cuddles
just wet beds and old ladies playing up
Now thats a disaster, well I will remember to send you a nice PM to try and cheer you up, the rest of you Baaar Humbugggg
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
already know that im working 8-8 all over christmas
so no booze for me or even cuddles
just wet beds and old ladies playing up
I will volunteer to do a 14 hr shift as I did last year on christmas day
We had our modern matron walking round wearing fairy lights. I offered to chuck a bucket of water over her. Full of xmas spirit me :lol: Warming the Bed
Well I still stick by the original thread subject:
What was the best and worst crimbo present
and
What is your wish list for this christmas??
What was the best and worst crimbo present
and
What is your wish list for this christmas??
Orgasminator
Please... shut the fuck up about Christmas!!!
Sorry, but honestly... We haven't even got to Michaelmas yet
Sorry, but honestly... We haven't even got to Michaelmas yet
Orgasminator
Quote by Alexandra
Awwwww W - I love the fairy lights (as you well know)!!!!!!!!!
I know... :twisted: and I stole 'em ;-)
Sorry sweetheart but you amongst others get nothing this year. You see i have arranged for santa to visit me before anyone else but little does he know i have a plan - Ill be waiting for him to appear down the chimney.. - ill let him plant my pressies and just as he launches himself back up the chimney im gonna spring out - fetch out his manhood and give him the head his life (only if rudolf is'nt looking) - henceforth giving him a rather protruding obstacle that hinders his natural aerodinamicity preventing him going up or down any chimney and performing his natural xmas duties.
"Greedy girl gets all the pressies" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
"Greedy girl gets all the pressies" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Sorry sweetheart but you amongst others get nothing this year. You see i have arranged for santa to visit me before anyone else but little does he know i have a plan - Ill be waiting for him to appear down the chimney.. - ill let him plant my pressies and just as he launches himself back up the chimney im gonna spring out - fetch out his manhood and give him the head his life (only if rudolf is'nt looking) - henceforth giving him a rather protruding obstacle that hinders his natural aerodinamicity preventing him going up or down any chimney and performing his natural xmas duties.
"Greedy girl gets all the pressies" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Could someone remind me to invest in a Santa costume, and head to Wales around the 24th/25th December please? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by rogerthedragon
Talking about christmas should be banned until at least the 1st of December!!!!!:x
:thumbup: :thumbup:
Orgasminator
Someone at work told me the other that that it was only 4 pay days until Christmas - now that is a scary thought!
I do love Christmas though no matter how much other people might not, that doesn't stop me from enjoying it.
I love buying gifts for people and seeing their faces when they open them, knowing I've put a lot of thought into it.
I like the fact that most people are in good spirits and enjoy themselves, have parties etc and are generally more happy.
I like the family gatherings we have, we always get pissed and have a good old time.
Though saying all of that....it is too damn soon to be thinking about such things!
We haven't got past Halloween or November 5th yet....more excuses for a party
I do love Christmas though no matter how much other people might not, that doesn't stop me from enjoying it.
I love buying gifts for people and seeing their faces when they open them, knowing I've put a lot of thought into it.
I like the fact that most people are in good spirits and enjoy themselves, have parties etc and are generally more happy.
I like the family gatherings we have, we always get pissed and have a good old time.
Though saying all of that....it is too damn soon to be thinking about such things!
We haven't got past Halloween or November 5th yet....more excuses for a party
oh bad luck dukey boy 26th eh.
Well its actually mine on christmas day. Ive given up on extra pressies or even hoping people remember it. You get an "oh and happy birthday" just after christmas dinner but you can tell they are saying it with a bit of woe in their voices - you will never have your own day.
I can only rely on a double whammy from santa - treble - quad or whatever he has spare in his sack.
Well its actually mine on christmas day. Ive given up on extra pressies or even hoping people remember it. You get an "oh and happy birthday" just after christmas dinner but you can tell they are saying it with a bit of woe in their voices - you will never have your own day.
I can only rely on a double whammy from santa - treble - quad or whatever he has spare in his sack.
Warming the Bed
Someone at work told me the other that that it was only 4 pay days until Christmas - now that is a scary thought!
Now thats very scary!! 4 pay days left...............thats it Im off out ...Im going Christamas shopping!!]
Now thats very scary!! 4 pay days left...............thats it Im off out ...Im going Christamas shopping!!]
Warming the Bed
wales_cple you should pick another day in the year and nominate it your 'unbirthday - birthday day'. Or move to China.
