ciao a tutti

19 Sep 2003

buon giorno popolo del nord!!! biggrin

ho saputo chi qui ve divertite na cifra!! sarÃ vero???
ma me capite???? wink

:wink:

19 Sep 2003

Wot?

19 Sep 2003

Que?

20 Sep 2003

Uh?

21 Sep 2003

"Hello northern people"
I didn't need a translator for that, but it about exhausted my Italian, so I ran the rest through babelfish:
"I have known who ve amused here na number!! it will be true?
but me understood? "
Make of it what you will... smile

21 Sep 2003

Well, I still don't get it, can someone translate it for me, please! confused

21 Sep 2003

I've had fun, Bye.

21 Sep 2003

Eh??
I can do German - but foreign languages defeat me!!! biggrin

21 Sep 2003

I thought you could get your toungue round anything Jags. :twisted: lhk Kat

21 Sep 2003

Tut, Kat, you're flirting again wink

21 Sep 2003

There is actually a semi-serious issue here.
Mark, I do know of forums that ban messages in foreign languages. How can we judge if messages are not offensive, i.e., promoting racism or or anything else unsavoury if we can't understand the text?
Something to ponder...
Hxx

21 Sep 2003

Good point - never thought of that!

21 Sep 2003

Jags

I can do German

Wilst du zu bett gehen mit mir heute nacht?

There is actually a semi-serious issue here.

Yes, there is. consider me pondering.
lhk
Kat

21 Sep 2003

Tut, Kat, you're flirting again

Moi? Quelle horreur!
lhk

21 Sep 2003

Kat - how am I going to get from Newcastle to Oxford tonight!!!! Coward!!
Eine kleine dicke madam... lol
OK - serious issue - yes to fun, no to foreign languages in the public forum.
x xx

21 Sep 2003

Kat - how am I going to get from Newcastle to Oxford tonight!!!! Coward

Jags, how could you ever think I would ask so much of you?
Meet you half way - Pick a motorway service station. lol

:lol:
Who said romance was dead?

no to foreign languages in the public forum.

Rien
Fluch
Maldicion
Maldizione
Nada
Damnosus
Damn!

21 Sep 2003

Isn't Birmingham about mid way between Newcastle and Oxfordshire? I look forward to the motorway services report tomorrow wink

!
Do you have a lot of those foreign language tapes in the KitKat household, or are you just a bunch of clever clogs?

21 Sep 2003

A service station??? Hope you mean a hotel and not behind the unleaded pump??? (cue double entrende!). lol

:lol:
Anyway - am saving myself for someone important...NOT that you're not important Kat but (fuck it, when in a hole stop digging!) and sexy. wink

x xx x

22 Sep 2003

I was thinking "car wash"
lol

22 Sep 2003

Car wash, car wash!!!! OOOHHHHHH CAR WASH!!!!! Is it just me or are car washes incredibly erotic? OK, maybe it's just me then sad

22 Sep 2003

Quote by bluexxx
Car wash, car wash!!!! OOOHHHHHH CAR WASH!!!!! Is it just me or are car washes incredibly erotic? OK, maybe it's just me then

Not just you Blue...
get really horny sitting there with all that water flowing around me.
Yikes.. I've just read that back to myself and now i think i'm weird too..
what the hell..
steve

22 Sep 2003

Yeah, what the hell!!!! I genuinely do find car washes sexy! I love this forum, every time I've mentioned that particular little "kink" of mine to someone in the "real world" they look at me in a very funny fashion! But here, there's always someone who understands. Aw, I feel good now lol

:lol: :lol:

22 Sep 2003

Quote by bluexxx
Aw, I feel good :lol: :lol:

Is that a cue for another song??

22 Sep 2003

OK, on the count of three.....

22 Sep 2003

Three - #At the car wash#

22 Sep 2003

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Unfortunately I don't know the words so you are saved from my less than melodic singing voice wink

22 Sep 2003

I genuinely do find car washes sexy

I give up! every time I try to be outrageous, someone says "That's a good idea" rolleyes

Steve, how about one of those sea world submarine mockups? water all round? Was in one last year with Kit, had an urge but had number one son was in there with us.
Which reminds me, I was down at Bournmouth this weekend, and gazed up to see the Bournemouth eye (big tethered balloon) and thought - now THAT is the place to have sex!
lhk
Kit

22 Sep 2003

was at the Blue Planet Aquarium in Chester the other week... and they have a moving walkway that has water all round.. and you get right up close to the fish..
have to confess to a little stirring down below.
steve

22 Sep 2003

Hmmm, well it's not the water from a car wash that does it for me, cos aquariums and the like don't have the same effect. Now, this is going to sound REALLY weird, but I think it's something to do with the soap and big brushes. Car washes have turned me on, even before I knew what sex was, I could even say that my very first sexual thoughts were in a car wash. DON'T LAUGH!!!!

22 Sep 2003

:shock:
It's the scrubbing that turns you on then? smile

lhk