What I mean to say is that when you hear of the places in the blurb you read and such but when you go there they are nothing like what you were led to believe they were.
OK i have a passionate dislike for Swindon. Not its people some are really cool the others just unfortunate, but the place is grim. I think of it like getting Black lace to sing a collection of Otis Redding songs - Souless and shite. At least though it doesn't try and big itself up. OK it cant but hey.
Anyway, moving on the town I nominate tonight after very much shallow thought is Cheltenham.
What a waste of bloody time it is. One may think in a silver spoon-in-the gob way about it being a Regency Spa town with great buildings and remarkable somethings but it isn't. In fact its a pile of shite! Snob value for f*ck all i'd say. Nothing remarkable about the place really. OK it has 3 days a year when its over run with Irish race go'ers, who at least make it interesting, thank their little hearts to be sure. Oh yeah GCHQ is there too - well that a tourist attraction I dont think! Hey but they might know your there
So I would like to unadvertise Cheltenham to tourists and businesses alike.
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