Some of you have noticed the absence of my dear wife over the past few had a bad weekend,what with PMT and possibly a mild case of foot in mouth (you know what i'm on about),she's also been feeling a bit ill and was sick quite a bit last night during UTD's fantastic triumph in the Champions League :shock: .
So what i'm saying is dont be too hard on her,were all allowed the odd rant and rave and she doesnt have 's one of the essential parts of this comunity,so please try and help me cheer her got to go to work now so during my absense if some of you could maybe pm her or say something nice here,it would be gratefully recieved.
Edit* I'm now staying off work to sort out the kids as Clare is still quite ill*
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Clare
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Get well soon you sexy minx... need you avatar back around to cheer me up!!!!!
Get well soon you sexy minx... need you avatar back around to cheer me up!!!!!
Just been out of sorts with the most ENORMOUS illness I have ever had...a mixture of toncillitis/chest infection and a form of meningitis...so I know what it feels like... I spent 29 hours in bed over a 36 hour period.
Look on the bright side, and take it into work as SOON as you can. You know they always piss you off with snotty comments about it ONLY being a sniffly cold? I have so far infected 6 people and two went home ill last night...
WINNER.......
Sad git, but hey, their rules! No turn up, no pay and lost almost a weeks worth...the bills dont pay themselves, so i had to go in.....oh yes, the best of it is, one is my boss and he puked ALL over his office and keyboard...BLESS??????
Look on the bright side, and take it into work as SOON as you can. You know they always piss you off with snotty comments about it ONLY being a sniffly cold? I have so far infected 6 people and two went home ill last night...
WINNER.......
Sad git, but hey, their rules! No turn up, no pay and lost almost a weeks worth...the bills dont pay themselves, so i had to go in.....oh yes, the best of it is, one is my boss and he puked ALL over his office and keyboard...BLESS??????
Quote by yin yang
Just been out of sorts with the most ENORMOUS illness I have ever had...a mixture of toncillitis/chest infection and a form of meningitis...so I know what it feels like... I spent 29 hours in bed over a 36 hour period.
Look on the bright side, and take it into work as SOON as you can. You know they always piss you off with snotty comments about it ONLY being a sniffly cold? I have so far infected 6 people and two went home ill last night...
WINNER.......
Sad git, but hey, their rules! No turn up, no pay and lost almost a weeks worth...the bills dont pay themselves, so i had to go in.....oh yes, the best of it is, one is my boss and he puked ALL over his office and keyboard...BLESS??????
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Steve, please give Clare loads of hugs from me and I hope she gets better soon. :therethere:
No one will give her a hard time, bless her, we all have our moments.
Orgasminator
Hope you are feeling back on form soon Clare xxx
Sex God
Get on the forum Clare, we'll cheer you up! :P :P :P :P :P
Sex God
Hope you get better for the munch it wouldnt be the same without you take care put your feet up and let Steve do every thing
Molly xx
Molly xx
Orgasminator
Awwwwww, Claire *BIG HUGS*
Get well soon, but remember when i'll dont let the kids make you any food to help you get better it tends to make you worse even though their heart is in the right place, lol.
Jon xxxx
Get well soon, but remember when i'll dont let the kids make you any food to help you get better it tends to make you worse even though their heart is in the right place, lol.
Jon xxxx
Sex God
get well soon 
hope you feeling a little better.....I think your posts are one of the bests on here...and certainly one of the most honest, so i for one miss them...so hurry back.
as for cure to illness...I have heard thats lots of sex with a stranger can help....it don't get rid of anything but sure as hell takes your mind off it for a while.....so I'm on my way..well have to do my good deed for the day don'y I.
Take care
xxx
as for cure to illness...I have heard thats lots of sex with a stranger can help....it don't get rid of anything but sure as hell takes your mind off it for a while.....so I'm on my way..well have to do my good deed for the day don'y I.
Take care
xxx
Sex God
steve, clares already had my Pm, but i'll say it again!
if i stopped posting every time i had a little rant, i'd have struggled to get through a 100 posts!
luckily, most pretend not to have noticed, and forgive and forget. tell her to get well soon, and crack on. oh and give her a
neil x x x ;)
if i stopped posting every time i had a little rant, i'd have struggled to get through a 100 posts!
luckily, most pretend not to have noticed, and forgive and forget. tell her to get well soon, and crack on. oh and give her a neil x x x ;)
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: 
Sex God
Wishing you a speedy recovery. :therethere:
Looking forward to seeing you around the cafe again.
Gill & Del x
Looking forward to seeing you around the cafe again.
Gill & Del x
God you lot,you know how to make a girl feel wanted 
Im feeling better by the hour,and all those messages have certainly helped put a smile on my face so thanks your all wonderful
Im sure ill be back to my full post whore status again soon-YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!! :lol2:
Right id best get on to replying to all those lovely pm's and its back for a lie down,takes up so much energy being sat here typing you know!! :shock:
Im feeling better by the hour,and all those messages have certainly helped put a smile on my face so thanks your all wonderful
Im sure ill be back to my full post whore status again soon-YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!! :lol2:
Right id best get on to replying to all those lovely pm's and its back for a lie down,takes up so much energy being sat here typing you know!! :shock:
Sex God
Clare - get well soon - so you can keep that fella of yours in hand - so to speak!
Quote by Steve_Lincs
...........She's one of the essential parts of this comunity.......
Whilst I wish Clare a speedy recovery I have to say that there's only one essential part of this community and no matter what you think it isn't Clare or you or me or any other regular poster on here. It's Mark.
A little self promotion can be a good thing...........not too much though.
Steve
Quote by steveg_nw
...........She's one of the essential parts of this comunity.......
Whilst I wish Clare a speedy recovery I have to say that there's only one essential part of this community and no matter what you think it isn't Clare or you or me or any other regular poster on here. It's Mark.
A little self promotion can be a good thing...........not too much though.
Steve
Steve - you read my mind!!!
Mark is the ONLY essential part - all roads lead to him and all threads lead from him. Without him this site would not have existed and without him this site would not continue to exist. The rest of us are transients passing through his world. Some of us linger a while, some linger a little longer and some of us get stuck in the time-space continum, but only by his Black Dalek grace!
Quote by Jags
...........She's one of the essential parts of this comunity.......
Whilst I wish Clare a speedy recovery I have to say that there's only one essential part of this community and no matter what you think it isn't Clare or you or me or any other regular poster on here. It's Mark.
A little self promotion can be a good thing...........not too much though.
Steve
Steve - you read my mind!!!
Mark is the ONLY essential part - all roads lead to him and all threads lead from him. Without him this site would not have existed and without him this site would not continue to exist. The rest of us are transients passing through his world. Some of us linger a while, some linger a little longer and some of us get stuck in the time-space continum, but only by his Black Dalek grace!
You know what i bloody meant
Of course Mark is the all seeing one,who has powers beyond belief :shock: .Clare aint bad though
