Classic lines - big-ups/put-downs/chat-ups

2 Aug 2010

We've all seen them in the Chatroom / Mail / Forum Posts, those classic lines that make us laugh/cringe so this thread is the place to record them for posterity!
There must be hundreds - so start posing them and we can all have a giggle/cringe. lol

2 Aug 2010

My two favourites are and always will be
'you don't sweat much for a fat lass'
'Do you spit or swallow'

2 Aug 2010

"Hello, my name is RedwineLover, I'm only 44"

2 Aug 2010

Quote by essex34m
"Hello, my name is RedwineLover, I'm only 44"

2 Aug 2010

I've never used either btw......

2 Aug 2010

Quote by essex34m
"Hello, my name is RedwineLover, I'm only 44"

:giggle:

2 Aug 2010

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
"Hello, my name is RedwineLover, I'm only 44"

:giggle:
44?
43? lol

3 Aug 2010

Quote by essex34m
"Hello, my name is RedwineLover, I'm only 44"

beat me to it..my fav is.....
"'Ello I'm fwom Essex...trust me !!" lol

3 Aug 2010

The classic one that I've been smacked around the chops with...
"Oh...so you're little gem.... not so little are you?" confused

Cue backpeddling and apologies when I threw my head back in laughter. I don't think it was meant to come out like it did, but it's true... I'm 5'7'' and carry a bit of pudge, so hardly Kylie! :lol:

3 Aug 2010

Quote by Gufuncouple
We've all seen them in the Chatroom / Mail / Forum Posts, those classic lines that make us laugh/cringe so this thread is the place to record them for posterity!
There must be hundreds - so start posing them and we can all have a giggle/cringe.

Try the Just For Fun forum and
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/307865.html
Personal favourites
:lol: -I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time ?
:lol: -They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good looking, intelligent and cultured
:lol: -No thanks, if you don’t mind I’ll date someone further up the food chain