It is with great trepidation that I start this, my frst thread. Anyway, forget all those nasty chemicals and brushes - I was sent this as a way to keep even the worst of loos clean and submit it for your use. or not.
Instructions for cleaning the toilet:
1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.
5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power-wash†pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.
7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.
With best wishes,
The Dog
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Quote by Mac69
It is with great trepidation that I start this, my frst thread. Anyway, forget all those nasty chemicals and brushes - I was sent this as a way to keep even the worst of loos clean and submit it for your use. or not.
Instructions for cleaning the toilet:
1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.
5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power-wash†pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.
7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.
With best wishes,
The Dog
You bastard! That's the first time I've cried in years!!!!
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Quote by Mac69
he he!
QUESTION: To whover may know - is there any way to post a picture in this forum without it being linked to some external website?
Very good indeed. At least cats are useful for something.
Mac69, the only way to post a pic is to host it on a site like Image Shack
Copy the link it provides you with, & then paste the link into the post, & Bob (or somebody) is your uncle!
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
Nasty Bugger, you wouldn't try that with my boys they're dead hard
OK, OK, Jack would probably try it for fun, imbecile that he is.
Jas
XXX
Mine did it by himself. Then proceeded to clean the house as he run from room to room in absolute panic.
He jumped on the toilet seat when someone had left it up, and the rest is as described, save for the fact that I had to pull him out.
So how do you post a picture here?
Thick or what 
ops: John :oops:
Quote by Horous
Nasty Bugger, you wouldn't try that with my boys they're dead hard
OK, OK, Jack would probably try it for fun, imbecile that he is.
Jas
XXX
Mine did it by himself. Then proceeded to clean the house as he run from room to room in absolute panic.
He jumped on the toilet seat when someone had left it up, and the rest is as described, save for the fact that I had to pull him out.
So how do you post a picture here?
Thick or what ops: John :oops:
I've no idea either - I usually get Mr Jiggles to help bless his cotton socks x
Cathy x
