Hi, my mouse has not been responding as it should be lately.
Until I just cleaned it.
Wow the amount of muck that came out. I undid the cover, rolled the ball between my fingers, rubbed it up and down inside (erghhh) and had to wash my hands after.
Just having a cig now and releived that it is now working properly.
My mouse is now pointing like a python (shame i'm just as quick) lol.
Everyone take out there balls and do the same right now!!!!!
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Clean your mouse!!!!
Sexlightened
I'm all optical now... I'm happy you're happy though... I won't ask why it got so gunked up... 
Master of Sex
Quote by lel7
Is there only me that has a mouse! :cry:
we too have fluffy balls..you are not alone in gunk and tweezers
Sexlightened
It's great opening gambit.. Talking about your mouse because sooner or later someone's going to link mouse with cats... Cats will move onto pussy and I'm sure you'll settle in very well... 
Master of Sex
Quote by gingerminge38
It's great opening gambit..
just popping my "being a pedantic twat" head on
All gambits are opening moves and a gambit involves a strategic sacrifice or concession.... :jagsatwork:
now..what were you saying about pussies...? :thumbup:
Quote by gingerminge38
It's great opening gambit.. Talking about your mouse because sooner or later someone's going to link mouse with cats... Cats will move onto pussy and I'm sure you'll settle in very well...
or..... just may be the connection could go like this....
mouse - cheese - cheesey - cheesey knobs - pricks - dick-heads :lol:
Sexlightened
Quote by banlwales
It's great opening gambit..
just popping my "being a pedantic twat" head on
All gambits are opening moves and a gambit involves a strategic sacrifice or concession.... :jagsatwork:
now..what were you saying about pussies...? :thumbup:
Hmmmmmmm
Look at item two. Is Sez " 2. conversational opener: a remark used to open a conversation" Oh dear.....
Orgasminator
If your not careful, the mouse might get its own back :shock:
From the BBC News.
A US man who threw a mouse onto a pile of burning leaves could only watch in horror as it ran into his house and set the building ablaze.
Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner, New Mexico, found the mouse in his home and wanted to get rid of it.
"I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house," he was quoted as saying by AP.
Though no-one was injured, the house and everything in it was destroyed.
Serves him right
From the BBC News.
A US man who threw a mouse onto a pile of burning leaves could only watch in horror as it ran into his house and set the building ablaze.
Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner, New Mexico, found the mouse in his home and wanted to get rid of it.
"I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house," he was quoted as saying by AP.
Though no-one was injured, the house and everything in it was destroyed.
Serves him right
