I love womens genitalia, in fact it's my favourite part of the human body. But, why do people just put pics of their vaginas or dicks on there ads?
I mean, we all know what they look like and I'm sure there isn't any one who will say ooh look she's got a fanny I'd better reply to the ad. We already know they've got one of those if they're female and to guys all fannys look lovely.
I'm sure people would rather see a figure picture or lingerie to show imagination in dressing up.
Sometimes the ads look like a gynaecology text book, yes yes yes I love the ads and one day lord somebody will answer me, but surely other pics look better. (*OK so I'm finicky being a photographer and all that).
Well that's a personal opinion for discussion. Any replies
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Close up or full figure?
Well here`s my view for what it`s worth:
Fannies aren`t exactly the most prettiest of things and I agree with what you say in that ads should display them in a more tasteful way :shock: (no pun intended!!) For example - maybe in see-through lingerie,
or even hidden behind thin fancy thongs or knickers. :twisted: Personally, I`m not into staring at `badly-packed kebabs`..And the same goes for blokes, in that dicks aren`t the most aesthetically pleasing to the eyes either, although some females may challenge me on this. Hope I haven`t cum over as a prude (I most definitely ain`t) but I reckon the human body is ever so slightly over-rated. That is, until I get a hard-on, then all what I`ve said about fannies goes straight out the window. Doh! :doh:
DukeTheDog
Fannies aren`t exactly the most prettiest of things and I agree with what you say in that ads should display them in a more tasteful way :shock: (no pun intended!!) For example - maybe in see-through lingerie,
or even hidden behind thin fancy thongs or knickers. :twisted: Personally, I`m not into staring at `badly-packed kebabs`..And the same goes for blokes, in that dicks aren`t the most aesthetically pleasing to the eyes either, although some females may challenge me on this. Hope I haven`t cum over as a prude (I most definitely ain`t) but I reckon the human body is ever so slightly over-rated. That is, until I get a hard-on, then all what I`ve said about fannies goes straight out the window. Doh! :doh: DukeTheDog
Naked is good and partially clothed is better.
However, for me, either end of the range is the best - "sexily clothed" OR "subtley hinted at" are excellent.
It's whatever floats your boat though - If people wished to post themselves in pictures in ripped fishnets, boots, see-through black mesh body, corset, stark dark/light makeup, and oodles of bodily adornment I'd be snared - This might not show a single genital area but I'd be straining at the fly and she get a reply straight away.
You, however, might think I'm a weirdo :twisted:
Carpathian
However, for me, either end of the range is the best - "sexily clothed" OR "subtley hinted at" are excellent.
It's whatever floats your boat though - If people wished to post themselves in pictures in ripped fishnets, boots, see-through black mesh body, corset, stark dark/light makeup, and oodles of bodily adornment I'd be snared - This might not show a single genital area but I'd be straining at the fly and she get a reply straight away.
You, however, might think I'm a weirdo :twisted:
Carpathian
Sex God
Sexy lingerie of various varieties certainly does it for me, more so than the naked body (be it male or female) :twisted: . Shame a lot of guys simply don't realise how sexy lingerie looks on them too :cry:
The Artificer has long believed that the sexiest part of a lady is situated between her ears..
..it is always accessible, doesn't sag, improves with age and experience, and holds possibilities far beyond the nooks and crannies-lovely though they are- on the outside.
Link that mind to a pair of thigh length boots and the Artificer ceases to be accountable for his actions.
(..probably caused by watching too many 'avengers' episodes when an impressionable young chap..)
A.
..it is always accessible, doesn't sag, improves with age and experience, and holds possibilities far beyond the nooks and crannies-lovely though they are- on the outside.
Link that mind to a pair of thigh length boots and the Artificer ceases to be accountable for his actions.
(..probably caused by watching too many 'avengers' episodes when an impressionable young chap..)
A.
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Link that mind to a pair of thigh length boots and the Artificer ceases to be accountable for his actions.
(..probably caused by watching too many 'avengers' episodes when an impressionable young chap..)
A.
Saw one of the real catsuits from The Avengers in a TV show museum thing on tour a year or two ago - sheesh, there was nobody in it but it was still enough to get the blood flowing..........
Carpathian
Sex God
Knee or thigh high PVC boots, fishnets, and PVC basque - hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mod
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Knee or thigh high PVC boots, fishnets, and PVC basque - hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
And that's just the blokes!!!!! :twisted:
Mal
Sex God
Yes, I definately had blokes in mind with that little fantasy - smooth, toned and all PVC-clad - hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Quote by Carpathian
It's whatever floats your boat though - If people wished to post themselves in pictures in ripped fishnets, boots, see-through black mesh body, corset, stark dark/light makeup, and oodles of bodily adornment I'd be snared - This might not show a single genital area but I'd be straining at the fly and she get a reply straight away.
You, however, might think I'm a weirdo :twisted:
Carpathian
Oh not at all my good man,you are obviously a very well informed member of the community throw in some tattoos and cheaply dyed black No.1 hair too and I'll be hooked too. (pretentious name like Lucretia optional though ;))
Pierced
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It's whatever floats your boat though - If people wished to post themselves in pictures in ripped fishnets, boots, see-through black mesh body, corset, stark dark/light makeup, and oodles of bodily adornment I'd be snared - This might not show a single genital area but I'd be straining at the fly and she get a reply straight away.
You, however, might think I'm a weirdo :twisted:
Carpathian
Oh not at all my good man,you are obviously a very well informed member of the community throw in some tattoos and cheaply dyed black No.1 hair too and I'll be hooked too. (pretentious name like Lucretia optional though ;))
Pierced
Black No.1 being a given - you know me far too well already - am I that obvious ?
Never had a "Lucretia", though I can vouch for a "Raven" and a "Midnight"........
Actually, as I've mentioned on here before, it was Midnight and her amazingly pierced breasts that got us thrown out of Euston Station.......
It was also our entwining that gave birth to "Garg" who adorns my avatar even now........
Carpathian
Perhaps the answer to the debate is to start a poll...put up your pic (or ad nr cos can only post small pics unless Mark helps out)and we vote for its sexiness (and get some more pics to view)...oh and we shouldnt vote on the person...but the sexiness of the look..
Perhaps the best can be in the WI calendar!!
heres hoping for the deluge!!
Perhaps the best can be in the WI calendar!!
heres hoping for the deluge!!
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Perhaps the answer to the debate is to start a poll...put up your pic (or ad nr cos can only post small pics unless Mark helps out)and we vote for its sexiness (and get some more pics to view)...oh and we shouldnt vote on the person...but the sexiness of the look..
Perhaps the best can be in the WI calendar!!
heres hoping for the deluge!!
Noooooooo !
We, er, um, those shy bods on here would be frightened into the distance by having to post a pic in order to get "rated" (such a horrible word).
Lets just go with the Sarges point and let's just have fun finding out who's who, eh ?
Surely that makes more sense and allows for peoples differences and desires ?
Carpathian
Sex God
Well said, Carpathian - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to ratings!
... both Katie and I do like to see the more adventurous pics on the ads (and have from time to time posted very explicit pics) though don't use that as the main criteria for trying to take things further. I think that there can be a certain buzz knowing that 'strangers' are looking at the pics.
However, what we are more interested in is the first couple of e-mail exchanges (or phone or MSN or whatever). Where hopefully you find out something about the character and personality of the couple, single etc. Additionally, just the way that someone writes / speaks (although e-mail has certainly detracted from the quality and thought that goes into 'letters' - and also I just don't like the text abbreviations at all - must be an age thing) can give a good insight.
We received a great e-mail yesterday consisting of 9 words, of which three were spelled incorrectly, and a cock pic. Needless to say we will instantly take the young man up on his kind offer.
Right, I've rambled on enough.
Paul
However, what we are more interested in is the first couple of e-mail exchanges (or phone or MSN or whatever). Where hopefully you find out something about the character and personality of the couple, single etc. Additionally, just the way that someone writes / speaks (although e-mail has certainly detracted from the quality and thought that goes into 'letters' - and also I just don't like the text abbreviations at all - must be an age thing) can give a good insight.
We received a great e-mail yesterday consisting of 9 words, of which three were spelled incorrectly, and a cock pic. Needless to say we will instantly take the young man up on his kind offer.
Right, I've rambled on enough.
Paul
