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above average but still only 6/10 :shock:
the competition must be stiff lol blink
Actually, there's a tie for second place, so maybe the outcome of last year's comp will be repeated this year :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
The winner gets a second helping :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'm impressed by the overall quality of the cocks on this site, it's been a very difficult job indeed. I will need a lie down very soon :twisted:
Im in total suspense here waiting for the winner to be announced
Can I watch Jags pin the rosette on? biggrin
Quote by Vicky_uk
Im in total suspense here waiting for the winner to be announced
Can I watch Jags pin the rosette on? biggrin

You could probably help me cos I think I'll need one person to hold the bloke down whilst I thread the pin through the eye of his cock... it'll take a steady hand for that movement alone, I hate to miss completely and pin his balls together!!
lol :lol:
Hang fire on that judging blue!..
Nows not a good time for me to get my fella out!.
but later... cool
Magik
Well I just told Tim his score off Blue
He asked for what - I told him lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
His response - "You've never put a pic of my cock up in the forum :shock: :shock: Jags is going to kill me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I explained about the e-mail thing and he calmed down. :P
Jas
XXX
Quote by tim-jas
Well I just told Tim his score off Blue
He asked for what - I told him lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
His response - "You've never put a pic of my cock up in the forum :shock: :shock: Jags is going to kill me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I explained about the e-mail thing and he calmed down. :P
Jas
XXX

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
At least I submitted mine of my own accord. rotflmao
Poor Tim. redface
Steve
I know I'm such a bully :twisted:
Just to put your mind at rest Steve - If you hadn't have entered I would have done it for you.....................what do you mean freedom of choice :twisted: :twisted:
Jas
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Damn ya really need to people to aid you through a good photo..
Cuming and clicking to take pic is a right challenge!.. had to go slow before and during cuming so the pic werent resulted in a different sort of cum shot altogether!.. redface
Oh well.. its all a laugh eh! lol suppose we are all friends on SH arent we?
Magik
Quote by tim-jas
I know I'm such a bully :twisted:
Just to put your mind at rest Steve - If you hadn't have entered I would have done it for you.....................what do you mean freedom of choice :twisted: :twisted:
Jas
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So you don't mind if I enter you for the pussy competition then?? :twisted:
Steve
Quote by steveg_nw
I know I'm such a bully :twisted:
Just to put your mind at rest Steve - If you hadn't have entered I would have done it for you.....................what do you mean freedom of choice :twisted: :twisted:
Jas
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So you don't mind if I enter you for the pussy competition then?? :twisted:
Steve
I didn't know you had any pics of my cats rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Are they good ones?
Quote by tim-jas
Well I just told Tim his score off Blue
He asked for what - I told him lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
His response - "You've never put a pic of my cock up in the forum :shock: :shock: Jags is going to kill me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I explained about the e-mail thing and he calmed down. :P
Jas
XXX

I could NEVER harm a hair on the head of Tim's cock! I could, of course, separate Tim's cock from Tim's body though :shock:
Anybody got industrial sized bottle of pickling vinegar???? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Half an hour to go..... any late entries?????
OK....
Time's Up......
The winner(s) will be announced shortly lol
The moment you've all been waiting for....
The winner of the Swinging Heaven Cock Shot competition is........
Marmalaid........
...... for his excellent and very horny outdoor cum shots........................
Nine out of ten - well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Jags, where's that rosette????? cool
All credit to marmalaid for his superb entry, but it was a very close contest indeed. None of the entries were horrid specimens, and all were worth a close inspection :twisted: . There were several 7/10s and no-one got lower than an "average" score.
Special mention must go to the three cocks that tied for second place with eight and a half points..... these were:
1. Mal609 - although most of his pics were disqualified cos I took them :twisted: , I judged him on the sexy pics that he had taken with Posh - a very worthy runner up indeed!!!!!
2. SteveG_NW - a VERY impressive specimen - nuff said! :twisted:
3. Magik_S - a late entry, but well worth it.... the cum shot just managed to sneak him into joint second place 8-)
The three seconds were almost caught up by Tim (from Tim_Jas) and his eight out of ten..... if I could have given marks for the body and attire, the mark would have been much higher :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
So, there you have it...... thanks for being such good sports, guys.... it's been a pleasure having a peep at what you keep in your pants 8-) 8-) 8-)
Finally, the cock shot competition cannot pass by without me mentioning someone who couldn't enter cos he lives with the judge....don't want you all calling it a fix, do we? :shock: ....
That is Satin...... if he could have entered, I would have awarded him a 10/10 for having an absolutely PERFECT cock :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Got the rosette and pin ready :P
Well done the winner and good effort to the runners-up! Maybe there should be an annual event with a prize to along with it??
lol :lol:
I dont believe it...
And I thought I was in with a good chance too...!
COCKADOODLE DOO!!!
Cuckold-doodled-done!!!
lol :lol: :lol:
Humph...
Gonna kick the cans all about the streets tonight...
Being a MARDY sod now...
Mind I could win the lottery?
Rocky, maybe your cocks should win a novelty prize rotflmao
joint second?.. oh well.. musnt grumbe! cool
Magik
Quote by bluexxx
The winner of the Swinging Heaven Cock Shot competition is........
Marmalaid........
...... for his excellent and very horny outdoor cum shots........................
Nine out of ten - well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Special mention must go to the three cocks that tied for second place with eight and a half points..... these were:
1. Mal609 - although most of his pics were disqualified cos I took them :twisted: , I judged him on the sexy pics that he had taken with Posh - a very worthy runner up indeed!!!!!
2. SteveG_NW - a VERY impressive specimen - nuff said! :twisted:
3. Magik_S - a late entry, but well worth it.... the cum shot just managed to sneak him into joint second place cool
The three seconds were almost caught up by Tim (from Tim_Jas) and his eight out of ten..... if I could have given marks for the body and attire, the mark would have been much higher :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Can we have the winner, the 3 runners up, Tim n Satin at the next NW Munch ??
Then we could all inspect their 'winning entries' wink :grin:
Lucy xxxx
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congrats to the winner / runner up's . i would have entered but i couldnt get the stretch / resize wizard to work in Paint Shop Pro redface
Might I suggest that for the next one,you assemble a panel of female judges and take an everage of their score?
not that I'm grumbling about my score,of course;-)
Quote by Squiggles
Might I suggest that for the next one,you assemble a panel of female judges and take an everage of their score?
not that I'm grumbling about my score,of course;-)

Music to my ears......,,right where can I get these flat pack females to assemble cos my blow up one plays havoc with my dodgy knee on the footpump
Quote by bluexxx
Basically, I'm judging the artistic qualities of cock shots! Send me a pic (or a few from different angles :twisted: ) of your hard on and I will give you a mark out of 10. The winner gets a prize confused

Now why didnt I think of that?
If you are in dought I could second your results
TS
Lucyslovely, four of the winners (Mal, SteveG, Tim and Satin) were at the last munch and I think they're all going to the next one - feel free to check my judging :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: . Just needs to get the other two there as well :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
In fact, as others have expressed an interest in having a panel of judges (which would be fair I suppose), maybe a panel could be assembled at the NW Munch and all the entries could be judged in person :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Quote by Mark
I don't want to put the guys off, but here's last year's runners up about to receive their 'prize':-
Lord only knows what happened to the winner! :shock:

I graciously surrender my second prize to the more deserving the_magic_s and mal609, enjoy boys. :shock: rotflmao
Quote by lucyslovely
Can we have the winner, the 3 runners up, Tim n Satin at the next NW Munch ??
Then we could all inspect their 'winning entries'

Quote by bluexxx
In fact, as others have expressed an interest in having a panel of judges (which would be fair I suppose), maybe a panel could be assembled at the NW Munch and all the entries could be judged in person.

Mine's available for personal inspection at almost any time, just ask! :twisted:
Steve
Hi Blue do we not get a look at this 9/10 to see what we have to aspire to....GW
If Marmalaid wishes for you to see his prize winning cock, I'm sure he'll forward you a snap or two lol :lol: :lol: :lol: