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a FEW???????????????// :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You got a gangbang organised and haven't told us WBB????
mad
Quote by bluexxx
I am being objective.... I refuse to judge Satin and Mal cos I took most of their cock pics :twisted:

Bugger!!! I'll have to find another!
Ooops! Bang goes my anonymity!! redface
Mal, possibly!
wink
Quote by Jags
a FEW???????????????// :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You got a gangbang organised and haven't told us WBB????
mad

no.. course not!!! lol
they are just the ones i have hid under my bed and on top of my wardrobe for future use... then forgot about!
am sure once i blow the dust off.. they will be as good as new! wink
I was wondering if the picture has to be just of the cock or of all of me naked with a hard on?
I need to know these particulars if I am to enter lol.
Quote by bluexxx
I can disclose however that SteveG has been too wimpy to enter up to now, so come on GET YOIUR COCK OUT STEVE :grin:

Ok, ok..............I'll do it when I get home from work. redface
I hope you've got a big enough in-box. :twisted: :twisted:
Steve
Good man, Steve cool
ukhiker2004..... As long asyour cock can clearly be judged it doesn't matter if the res of the body can be seen in the pic too. However, I will only be focusing on the cock as that's the only bit that matters lol . It doesn't matter if you have the most fantastic body in the world, if the cock isn't up to scratch you won't be a winner :twisted: . You can submit more than one pic for judging too :lol: :lol: :lol:
Think the words 'duck - 'to' - 'water' are forming a sentence in my mind!! :P :P :P
What exactly are the assessment criteria here? I mean, do you get points for interesting scars, helical twists, well defined veins, contrasting colours, testicular definition, curvature, shininess, is there a preferred angle, an optimum girth, a correct knob:shaft length ratio... It's like Monopoly - everyone wants to play but nobody knows the rules. biggrin :D
Ice
It's art. Art has no rules! It's like judging a painting competition, if it is pleasing to the eye it gets a good score!
Come on Ice, you know you want to enter :twisted:
Didn't another post say 'anarchy in the UK'? This is anarchy in the cock shot competition - Blue is in control and whatever she says goes!
Fine by me Blue - got me rosette ready, it's Blue and White (in honour of the judge) and has a lovely safety pin ready for the 'attachment' process! lol :lol:
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! This contest is rigged, I demand a recount! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
:crazy:
If your cock is sticking out of those jade coloured pants then you deserve to be last Roger... sorry! (well, not VERY sorry but just a bit)
x xx
Did i mention that mine is best viewed at a screen resolution of 640 x 480 (or even 480 x 360 if you can get it)??? confused
(Every little helps)
Steve
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Roger, you could always ask Alex_female to give her opinion too lol
However, the judge's decision is final cool
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any voluteers to come and give me a helping hand (or two)? one handed photography is a seriously tricky business smile

Im always willing to help a fellow SH mate <g>
Silky xxxx
I just know I'm gonna regret this but I've sent one. :doh:
Steve
I sent one too sad
Only got a 6 tho sigh
got the camera ready for tonight tho smile
Jon and Kim
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Quote by Jags
Got me rosette ready, it's Blue and White (in honour of the judge) and has a lovely safety pin ready for the 'attachment' process! lol :lol:

Think I would prefer to come second (as usual :twisted: ), then I only get a certificate!!
Mal
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erm... i don't do these kinda pics for very good reason redface
but my nose always looks fecking huge on piccies, so you guys need any tips on camera angles n stuff.........well.......erm.....that's it really! surprisedops:
n x x x x x x
Thanks for all those who have entered so far.... Neil, a picture of your nose will not be necessary wink
For those who are thinking of entering but are at the moment too shy..... come on, what have you got to lose, I'll be nice - honest!
The winner is still the guy who scored nine, but there are a couple of very close seconds.............
I LOVE this competition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
At least I beat 6 so I'm safe from the wooden spoon! biggrin
Steve
Quote by Silk and Big G
any voluteers to come and give me a helping hand (or two)? one handed photography is a seriously tricky business smile

Im always willing to help a fellow SH mate <g>
Silky xxxx
Hey Ho! A volunteer!......I'm so happy!..........Thank you....but we've only until 5pm tomorrow....
......and i've a party to attend after. biggrin
You'd better get snapping..... only 8 hours to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The winner will be announced this evening lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
You'd better get snapping..... only 8 hours to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The winner will be announced this evening lol :lol: :lol:

b4 i make myself look silly by attempting one handed photography using a camera phone.....can we please have confirmation of what the prize is to be?
The winner will be awarded a blue and white rosette from Jags. Further prizes will be awarded depending on the overall quality of the winner and totally at the discretion of the judge wink :wink: :wink:
Quote by bluexxx
It's art. Art has no rules! It's like judging a painting competition, if it is pleasing to the eye it gets a good score!
Come on Ice, you know you want to enter :twisted:

No I can't, I'm shy. biggrin
Quote by bluexxx
The winner will be awarded a blue and white rosette from Jags. Further prizes will be awarded depending on the overall quality of the winner and totally at the discretion of the judge wink :wink: :wink:

BUT.. I get to pin it on!! :P :P :P
ha ha .. in for a penny , in for a pound!..
I reckon all shots should be put on display and the SH public can vote!. oh i dunno!.. anyway... PMs on its way Blue
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Magik
ha ha ... ill have some of that!.. what nice lady will be dishing it out tho?!!..
Magik
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Black Dalek - can I deactivate you without the site falling into a Black Hole in space???
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