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Colonic Hydrotherapy......????

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Brilliant !!! Highly recommended. Just had a treatment today feel absoloutely brill !!! :happy:
Came out of the clinic rarrrrrinng to go. Recommend it to anyone. Think I have lost weight as well :bounce:
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Brilliant !!! Highly recommended. Just had a treatment today feel absoloutely brill !!! :happy:
Came out of the clinic rarrrrrinng to go. Recommend it to anyone. Think I have lost weight as well :bounce:
:love: xxx

Just a thought is this too much information ???
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I read an article about this which was pretty indepth (so to speak lol). The process made perfect sense, as did having my ears syringed when I needed it.....
I cringed enough when I knew a nurse could see the crap coming out of my ears, I'm not even going to consider how the former would make me feel at the time. :shock:
Venusxxx
beats the crap outa me dunno
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beats the crap outa me dunno

I'd definitely change therapists then davej .. they aren't supposed to beat you ;)
Cx
Just a thought .. why pay someon to take the crap out of you ... post insane posts here long enough and everyone takes the piss out of you instead bolt
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They can become slightly addictive, so be warned...........................
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They can become slightly addictive, so be warned...........................

yes Duncan, but like other addictions, I think they do patches as a cure..........you might need to go to a bicyle repair shop to buy them but they are available.
Quote by hornet harlot
Brilliant !!! Highly recommended. Just had a treatment today feel absoloutely brill !!! :happy:
Came out of the clinic rarrrrrinng to go. Recommend it to anyone. Think I have lost weight as well :bounce:
:love: xxx
agreed , well worth it
I'd like to try something like this but it's one of those thing that makes me think ooooh no.
Didn't sophie anderton on that celebrity jungle rubbish say she has these regular.
I'm sure I read somewhere that certain types of meat stay in your innards for quite some time.
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I'm sure I read somewhere that certain types of meat stay in your innards for quite some time.

Now there's the perfect set-up line for a crude joke or two! wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
lol I asked for that didn't I. Next thing you know I'll be walking like john wayne rolleyes
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There are plenty of home kits available which will give you exactly the same result at no financial cost other than an initial outlay of a few pounds and in complete privacy of your own home.
It isn't all a load of crap :P wink .
Judy

Blimey Judy the thought of being caught in my bathroom, one legged cocked on the sink basin and a rubber tube up my arse, whilst holding a jug of soapy water over me head is just too much to contemplate...my neigbours would probably qualify for a reduction in their council tax!! lol cool :lol:
Colonic Hydrotherapy??
What a load of shit lol
now, i have actually thought about this for a couple of years. I can imagine the light as a balloon feeling afterwards is quite something.
Had my first colonic a few years ago. it was certainly a thorough clear out!
It was said that an enema only clears the rectum and lower sections of bowel, ( and that only distilled water, at body temperature should be used).
But apparently colonic hydrotherapy can clear further up the colon, and certainly gave me a good clearout!
The woman "preserved my dignity" (although I couldn't have cared less about hiding my hard-on). The machine circulated warm water up the pipe into me, and pumped it out, through a viewing chamber. This allowed the woman to observe the nature of the stuff flushed out.
After the water had flowed in, and carried out loads of 'stuff', the woman massaged my belly, and flushed me out again.
A quick 'discharge' of remaining water, (and wind!), and I started to feel quite refreshed.
For the first few weeks after, I was suddenly quite bright and was feeling great, for the first time in years.
There were no side effects, and I have been back several times since.
Well worth doing!