any one watch the comic "strip presents sex-actuay last night"
it was cool only now im really creeped out that i rember my dad saying something about growing some papus grass
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someone else mentioned it in a post last night in here...
Im trying to make a connection with pampus grass and sex.Or is one of those... you had to watch it?
xp
i rember whe i was 17 and id heard all sorts of things about signals and codes in night clubs i was a very confused lad i wanted a big sighn "saying young horney man need a girl to bounce around in for a few hours after ive finished dancing"
I was never very good at signals, still aren't, but back then if some girl had jumped on me, pulled my trousers down, ripped her clothes off and said "take me now" I'd have probably been thinking that if I could just get her to a quiet corner out of sight and played my cards right I might be in with a chance of a quick kiss before going home, if I was really lucky.
I seem to recall that pampas grass is a bush with long stems that "swing" in the breeze ?
swing ! get it !!!! oh never mind.
Maybe people just wanted a shrub in the front garden to stop nosey neighbours looking in the window .and so deprived of their sport, the nosey neighbour is then certain "somthing" must be going on !
swing ! get it !!!! oh never mind.
Maybe people just wanted a shrub in the front garden to stop nosey neighbours looking in the window .and so deprived of their sport, the nosey neighbour is then certain "somthing" must be going on !
Orgasminator
So it's pampas not pampers you're meant to put in the front garden? 
Warming the Bed
lol yeah that was me
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I was never very good at signals, still aren't, but back then if some girl had jumped on me, pulled my trousers down, ripped her clothes off and said "take me now" I'd have probably been thinking that if I could just get her to a quiet corner out of sight and played my cards right I might be in with a chance of a quick kiss before going home, if I was really lucky.
Sex God
Theyre right ! The Pampas is packed with swingers !! :shock:
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Sex God
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Just saw this and had to run outside with the camera
unfortunately its the wrong time of the year for the fluffy bits so Ive arrowed them. :shock:
Thats right, them. not one, but two pampases
pampi? pampars
anyway. it could explain a lot
Just saw this and had to run outside with the camera
unfortunately its the wrong time of the year for the fluffy bits so Ive arrowed them. :shock:
Thats right, them. not one, but two pampases
pampi? pampars anyway. it could explain a lot
Sex God
ooops
sorry, will try and make it smaller, brb
sorry, will try and make it smaller, brb
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Im trying to make a connection with pampus grass and sex.
xp
The legend goes that planting pampass grass in your garden is a secret sign to show you are a swinger
:? :? 
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/47359.html?highlight
well i have it my garden it's been there for 18 odd years and the swings and seesaw set for about 10 so i guess it must be right.
Sex God
The Pampas Grass thing is all true , we were told it by some very old wise swingers many moons ago . We always have a plant outside our gaff , although its got a bit awkward since we moved into the apartment ....................
Warming the Bed
to mutch time on your hands 
lol thought
lol thought
Quote by Silk and Big G
The Pampas Grass thing is all true , we were told it by some very old wise swingers many moons ago . We always have a plant outside our gaff , although its got a bit awkward since we moved into the apartment ....................
