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aye up folks... it's approaching that time of year yet again... rolleyes
Purely a thought at the moment and just wanted to put some feelers out at the moment... and who knows dunno a plan might come out of it all. But myself and a couple of mates have been thinking about Christmas time, and all those people who won't actually be spending it with anyone in particular, cause well they might not like this time of year, for whatever reason.... anyway, we've been nattering and wondering if there any other folks out there who might be up for having a slightly alternative Christmas :dunno:
Like I said this is only just a putting the feelers out to see what kind of response I get... so if you think an alternative Christmas kinda Christmas is something you might fancy, either add your comments to here... or PM , with some suggestions etc.....
p.s. I wasn't sure which section to put this in... so opted for Cafe, sorryredface
Blimey tatty the thought of inlaws etc turning up for their 3 hour "i love you cos were family" sad Of course youre gonna be inundarted now. GET A BIG STUFFER FOR THAT TURKEY :shock:
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aye up folks... it's approaching that time of year yet again... rolleyes
slightly alternative Christmas dunno
... so if you think an alternative Christmas kinda Christmas is something you might fancy, either add your comments to here... or PM , with some suggestions etc.....

Just how "alternative" are you thinking of? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol
Im up for something diffrent coz ill be all alone :cry:
You know me... I'm open to suggestions SJ, suggest away...I've never been a big Christmas lover, but for the kids' sake i go through the motions...and this year I just thought i might do something different... but just don't know what though.... going abroad is out the window rolleyes travelling very far is out the question cause I only have a couple of days and want to enjoy myself for once lol
could we have camel toe 2 competition please....pretty please......
in anticipation ive already voted smile
humbug..............HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!
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could we have camel toe 2 competition please....pretty please......
in anticipation ive already voted smile
humbug..............HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Did you vote for yourself :shock:
rotflmao redface you won't shut up till you see that again will you rolleyes lol, but no doubt at some point i'd have my jammees on dargento surprisedops:
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Just how "alternative" are you thinking of? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol

One where you give eachother Easter eggs?
I'm sure you'll get some takers Tatty but you might find it difficult to get a host. Hmmmm Santa Munch - what a novel idea........
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You know me... I'm open to suggestions SJ, suggest away...I've never been a big Christmas lover, but for the kids' sake i go through the motions...and this year I just thought i might do something different... but just don't know what though.... going abroad is out the window rolleyes travelling very far is out the question cause I only have a couple of days and want to enjoy myself for once lol

I'll have a word with she who must be ignored....endured....sorry, I mean obeyed of course, :twisted: redface and see if she has a scooby.
how about a night out at the g-lounge in camden biggrin :D :D
well hunny ya know i am up for a laugh
The thought of watching a load of crap tv and stuffing meself dont apeal realy.
Now someone else stuffing me sounds better :twisted:
my bloody lot here are soooo boooring would be great to escape and do alternative christmas wink
Don't really do Christmas, as kids are always at their dads for it. However, saying "Come to ours" might not suit most.
"Ours" being a tad remote, and in a grave-yard.
Still, good luck with what you get going. biggrin
Hi tatty..
Its my first xmas alone..no kids now ..plus i have two weeks off..normally i would go abroad but not this year so keep me in the loop..cos i am free, my scottish cockney drinking vessel
Hows about you buy the beer at the bar..is that alternative enough????
Vodkatonic..i have some stuffing for you... will deliver it lol...
David
xx
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Hi tatty..
Its my first xmas alone..no kids now ..plus i have two weeks off..normally i would go abroad but not this year so keep me in the loop..cos i am free, my scottish cockney drinking vessel
Hows about you buy the beer at the bar..is that alternative enough????
Vodkatonic..i have some stuffing for you... will deliver it lol...
David
xx

You'll be kept in the loop as it were hunny wink
:happy: look folks we already have the bahh humbug type person rotflmao
Will keep you informed hunny kiss
An alternative Christmas ??
What about beef instead of turkey ??? lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxx
Sounds like a good idea tatty.
How about nekkid twister on crimbo afternoon?
Followed by blindfold put the **** in tatty?
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Sounds like a good idea tatty.
How about nekkid twister on crimbo afternoon?
Followed by blindfold put the **** in tatty?

OK, I am at a loss.
Put what, exactly, in Tatty?
Eggs? Fish? Leaf? Cats? Mice? Stew? Foot? Hand? Fork?
So many options....
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Sounds like a good idea tatty.
How about nekkid twister on crimbo afternoon?
Followed by blindfold put the **** in tatty?

OK, I am at a loss.
Put what, exactly, in Tatty?
Eggs? Fish? Leaf? Cats? Mice? Stew? Foot? Hand? Fork?
So many options....
At a loss too redface
but..... /me closes eyes crosses fingers and prays it's cocks biggrin
:giggle:
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Sounds like a good idea tatty.
How about nekkid twister on crimbo afternoon?
Followed by blindfold put the **** in tatty?

OK, I am at a loss.
Put what, exactly, in Tatty?
Eggs? Fish? Leaf? Cats? Mice? Stew? Foot? Hand? Fork?
So many options....
At a loss too redface
but..... /me closes eyes crosses fingers and prays it's cocks biggrin
:giggle:
bolt
tattyxpx ................. NAUGHTY GIRL ! rotflmao
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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dunno WHAT!!! :angel:

OK ........ U Naughty Angel rotflmao
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
If only I could get my head around this idea of an alternative Christmas .... like alternative comedy (ugh), alternative route (always sends you miles out of your way), alternative recipe (generally tastes foul as you are missing the main ingredient), alternative sex (WHAT.. you mean there is an alternative confused: )
Confused :?
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Sounds like a good idea tatty.
How about nekkid twister on crimbo afternoon?
Followed by blindfold put the **** in tatty?

OK, I am at a loss.
Put what, exactly, in Tatty?
Eggs? Fish? Leaf? Cats? Mice? Stew? Foot? Hand? Fork?
So many options....
I was thinking more, dildo? Girls only game of course, the guts to look on and cheer/geer.
Oh girls.... I like this thinking.... redface
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Sitting here at 4am laughing at the thought of this christmas, it looks like me, tatty, vodaktonic and david48 will be sitting down for naked turkey, hats and stuffing, followed by twister and blindmans grope...... actually that don't sound so bad to me. David im sure you will make a great santa sack carrier
We could always spend a few days away somewehere, or stay at someones house, im happy to cook dinner........ or just have christmas party in the evening and all bring tatty some stamps and electric presents.........oh just read that back and thats not reading how i meant it lol but i know either way all electric presents are welcome at tattys, now where did i see that vibrating waterproof duck the weekend!

sounds like damn good fun to me,better than what i'll be doing this christmas xx
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Sitting here at 4am laughing at the thought of this christmas, it looks like me, tatty, vodaktonic and david48 will be sitting down for naked turkey, hats and stuffing, followed by twister and blindmans grope...... actually that don't sound so bad to me. David im sure you will make a great santa sack carrier
We could always spend a few days away somewehere, or stay at someones house, im happy to cook dinner........ or just have christmas party in the evening and all bring tatty some stamps and electric presents.........oh just read that back and thats not reading how i meant it lol but i know either way all electric presents are welcome at tattys, now where did i see that vibrating waterproof duck the weekend!

looks like a plan to me lol
does this meen tatty's house has been nominated as the venue ?
does she know or shall we just wake her when we are all there ?
davidn48 ......................cock (better than turkey anyday) surprised
Essexlady ...................cook (make him nice and hot hun ,i will give you a hand this time) :lol:
tatty............................ stuffing ( you do a good stuffin girl we will make sure all cavities are filled) :lol:
me ...............................naked washer up ( do like to clean up after)
now what about the electric present....................have heard a pulsatron works wonders can they be mains addapted ?
Tattyxpx, definately up for an "alternative christmes", sent you a pm yesterday hun. Will happily volunteer my services in any way i can. biggrin
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Sitting here at 4am laughing at the thought of this christmas, it looks like me, tatty, vodaktonic and david48 will be sitting down for naked turkey, hats and stuffing, followed by twister and blindmans grope...... actually that don't sound so bad to me. David im sure you will make a great santa sack carrier
We could always spend a few days away somewehere, or stay at someones house, im happy to cook dinner........ or just have christmas party in the evening and all bring tatty some stamps and electric presents.........oh just read that back and thats not reading how i meant it lol but i know either way all electric presents are welcome at tattys, now where did i see that vibrating waterproof duck the weekend!

looks like a plan to me lol
does this meen tatty's house has been nominated as the venue ?
does she know or shall we just wake her when we are all there ?
davidn48 ......................cock (better than turkey anyday) surprised
Essexlady ...................cook (make him nice and hot hun ,i will give you a hand this time) :lol:
tatty............................ stuffing ( you do a good stuffin girl we will make sure all cavities are filled) :lol:
me ...............................naked washer up ( do like to clean up after)
now what about the electric present....................have heard a pulsatron works wonders can they be mains addapted ?
My house..... :shock: :happy: I'll even set the table with ma posh cutlary and dinner set biggrin (no breakages alright!!)
A pulsatron.... someone tried that on me once... was kinda nice but I told her to stop as things could have got a bit :sticky: :lol:
Ladies it would appear a plan is forming.... Now just one thing.... What we doing hahahahaha
*tatty wonders off scratching her head to make a coffee and head out for the day... will check this later
<<<<< Will volunteer myself also. Dunno what for rolleyes Maybe female body cleaning duties with my tongue?
:happy: :happy: :sticky: :sticky: :lickface: :lickface: