Comprehending IT - Take One
Two IT guys were walking across the park when one said, "Where did you
get such a great bike?" The second IT guy replied, "Well, I was walking
along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up
on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes
and said, "Take what you want." The second IT guy nodded approvingly,
"Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted."
Comprehending IT - Take Two
An architect, an artist and an IT guy were discussing whether it was
better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he
enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring
relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress,
because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The IT guy said, "I like both." "Both?"
The IT guy replied "Yeah. If you have a wife and a
mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other
woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done."
Comprehending IT - Take Three
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is
half empty. To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Comprehending IT - Take Four
An IT guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said,
"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The IT guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the IT guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter?
I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything
you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The IT guy said, "Look I work in IT.
I don't have time for a girl friend, but a talking frog - now that's cool."
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Comprehending IT
Sexlightened
As your proverbial geek, I should be extremely offended by this... and I might be when I stop laughing...
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: OMG thats soooo true..... Having said that there were occasions when my GF's used to complain I spent too much time with my computer..... after I broke up with one of them she said she missed going to sleep in the cool glow from my laptop.... :shock: :shock:
Sex Tip For Geeks:
If you must use your laptop computer in bed... shag your GF before commencing work... that way you can carry on coding uninterupted late into the night.
BTW I no longer use my computer in bed... prefer snuggles too much.
Sex Tip For Geeks:
If you must use your laptop computer in bed... shag your GF before commencing work... that way you can carry on coding uninterupted late into the night.
BTW I no longer use my computer in bed... prefer snuggles too much.
Sex God
A chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer and an IT engineer, were riding in a car when it broke down.
The chemical engineer said, "It must be the fuel mixture".
The electrical engineer said, "Nah! It's got to be the ignition".
The mechanical engineer said, "Both wrong - it's got to the bearings."
The IT man said, "Why don't we just get out and get back in again and see if it works".
The chemical engineer said, "It must be the fuel mixture".
The electrical engineer said, "Nah! It's got to be the ignition".
The mechanical engineer said, "Both wrong - it's got to the bearings."
The IT man said, "Why don't we just get out and get back in again and see if it works".
Quote by westerross
A chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer and an IT engineer, were riding in a car when it broke down.
The chemical engineer said, "It must be the fuel mixture".
The electrical engineer said, "Nah! It's got to be the ignition".
The mechanical engineer said, "Both wrong - it's got to the bearings."
The IT man said, "Why don't we just get out and get back in again and see if it works".
LMAO ... the first line exactly describes my colleagues !!!!!!!
Actually the whole joke was written about my colleagues ... :shock:
Very funny
