Contentious topic

14 Nov 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
They do biscuits at Juncture twenty of the M6 , in the Stop 'n' shop .

Now we're getting somewhere. What is their Topic:Mars ratio please?

14 Nov 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
They do biscuits at Juncture twenty of the M6 , in the Stop 'n' shop .

Now we're getting somewhere. What is their Topic:Mars ratio please?
There is only one Mars woth having :twisted:
Venusxxx

14 Nov 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
They do biscuits at Juncture twenty of the M6 , in the Stop 'n' shop .

Now we're getting somewhere. What is their Topic:Mars ratio please?
Im afraid they dont do either , the Stop 'n' Shop is a little known Buddhist chain of convenience stores who do not condone the killing of animals for food and so they cannot stock Mars or Topic due to their high reindeer content . Ironically they do sell penguins !
G

14 Nov 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
crackers...

Do you mind? We have yet to resolve the highly contentious Topic vs Mars issue, and I feel that introducing water biscuits at this juncture is not likely to assist us in reaching a conclusion.
Thank you for your whatever. smile

Apologies, has to be Topic as it has a hazelnut in every bite.

14 Nov 2004

Quote by tony000uk
Apologies, has to be Topic as it has a hazelnut in every bite.

Right, time for me to be contentious ........ I want to complain that it doesn't have a hazelnut in every bite, it never has. It has about 5 bits of hazelnuts in - and I ain't bluddy happy about it.

14 Nov 2004

They do for me Misschief
I eat them whole confused

14 Nov 2004

Quote by tony000uk
Apologies, has to be Topic as it has a hazelnut in every bite.

So does squirrel shit, big deal. :P

14 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Apologies, has to be Topic as it has a hazelnut in every bite.

Right, time for me to be contentious ........ I want to complain that it doesn't have a hazelnut in every bite, it never has. It has about 5 bits of hazelnuts in - and I ain't bluddy happy about it.
Snickers are better, used to be Marathons.........bloody (ooops) marketing rolleyes

14 Nov 2004

I may have to withdraw from this thread , as the constant references to choclate bars have a veiled relevance to illegal substances and I dont want to get banned.

14 Nov 2004

Topic: Stick it in the blender, spread it on your toast. Very nice.
Mars bar: Stick it in the blender, spread it on your toast. Not so nice.
However - deep fried Topic is pants.

14 Nov 2004

Knew a Chinese girl named Blender . Lovely girl , heavy accent though

14 Nov 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

14 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Apologies, has to be Topic as it has a hazelnut in every bite.

Right, time for me to be contentious ........ I want to complain that it doesn't have a hazelnut in every bite, it never has.
That depends on how big your mouth is!! :shock: confused

:? :?

14 Nov 2004

I know I've just laughed up there, but it's now turned into hysterics ........ Blender

I can't breathe :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

14 Nov 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
That depends on how big your mouth is!! :shock: :? :?

Oh good point Sarge
<~~~~~~~~~~ bluddy great mouth on her!!!!!
Do I come across as dead sexy now? :smug:

14 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
That depends on how big your mouth is!! :shock: :? :?

Oh good point Sarge
<~~~~~~~~~~ bluddy great mouth on her!!!!!
Do I come across as dead sexy now? :smug:You ALWAYS come across as dead sexy!! passionkiss

Will
Taking advantage of as much goodwill as he can tonight!

14 Nov 2004

Blender had a big mouse too .

14 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
That depends on how big your mouth is!! :shock: :? :?

Oh good point Sarge
<~~~~~~~~~~ bluddy great mouth on her!!!!!
Do I come across as dead sexy now? :smug:
Only when you splutter. :happy:

14 Nov 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
Blender had a big mouse too .

Big mouse? Are you sure it wasn't a rat? :shock:
I am SURE I smell a rat on this thread!
Will

14 Nov 2004

Misschief will explain when she stops giggling

14 Nov 2004

Please stop now, my nose is running ............

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Misschief - more tickled than Mr Tickles wife on Tickling Tuesday :rotflmao:

14 Nov 2004

bet you say that to all the boys fnar fnar .
Blender nose used to lun arot.

14 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Please stop now, my nose is running ............ :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:shock: :shock: Does that mean you're full?
Will
Sorry - I'll get my coat redface

15 Nov 2004

Still remember the first date Blender and I had .
Took her to the pictures , to see a retropective showing of M.A.S.H. the movie.
I loved Alan Alder in it , but Blender absolutley loved Roletta Swit

15 Nov 2004

She had a lovely hour glass figure too .......................
think i still have a pic of her somewhere.......................

Sorry its a bit juicy

15 Nov 2004

Quote by willxx69
Please stop now, my nose is running ............ :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:shock: :shock: Does that mean you're full?
<choke> :rotflmao: (yet again!!!)